Jimbo

I have been told this morning that Manure have expressed an interest in Owen and Newcastle are giving the offer consideration. Danny whether you realise it or not your sentence has more creditability than the tabloids telling us all that Laura is going renegotiate all our top earners on less wages. We've all know Owen was here for a good time not a long time. I don't see why ManUre would go in for Owen, there is still question marks over his fitness, he doesn't offer them anything that Rooney or Tevez doesn't already do, I just don't see it happening.

Big tits? Football Manager and porn. Sounds like a perfect evening. I knew I could count on you Laz

Thanks mate. Trying to say something? Well my knowledge of Kurdish history is kind of sketchy, but from what I remember you guys usually end up at the wrong end of things.

Best of luck Bawan, come back safe.

That from your 'big tits' folder jimbo? from a sub-folder within the 'big tits' folder tbh. tbh The worst thing is, the truth is far sadder

Danny Baker is a gem in an otherwise dark and gloomy mine on Talksport, the bloke is total class, shame he supports Spuds. You're pissed!!! Danny Baker is on BBC and supports Millwall. You're thinkin' of Danny Kelly :D apologies, I meant Danny Kelly.

That from your 'big tits' folder jimbo? from a sub-folder within the 'big tits' folder tbh. sub-folder marked 'boring, covered up tits' ??? Something like that.

Danny Baker is a gem in an otherwise dark and gloomy mine on Talksport, the bloke is total class, shame he supports Spuds.

That from your 'big tits' folder jimbo? from a sub-folder within the 'big tits' folder tbh.

I agree, its shite.

The Premier League fixtures for the 2008-09 season are released Monday, we do not have license to publish the fixtures and will get nailed by the Premier League accordingly if we do. Please feel free to discuss the fixtures but do not quote them, but feel free to link to a site that does have license such as nufc.com Any posts containing the league fixtures will be deleted.

Bourne 4 on the way Just when we thought Jason Bourne had crushed every crooked government agency there is to crush, we hear that Paul Greengrass has signed on to direct number four in the increasingly popular Bond-a-like franchise. Matt Damon has also agreed to step once again into the boots of America’s foremost chop-socky amnesiac, but has to finish work on two other films prior to shooting a fourth Bourne: first up is another Greengrass collaboration, an adaptation of Rajiv Chandrasekaran’s ‘Imperial Life in the Emerald City’ centring on Baghdad’s Green Zone. The other film is Steven Soderbergh’s ‘The Informant’ where Damon plays a whistle-blower who testifies against the US government (Michael Mann’s ‘The Insider’, anyone?). What Bourne still has left to achieve in his action-packed life remains a mystery, as by the end of his last film he had 90 per cent of CIA top brass with their metallic grey suit trousers around their ankles. Time Out predicts the fourth film will be called ‘The Bourne Incapacity’ and it will see Damon engage in a monumental row with his local benefits office who refuse to offer him back pay for the time he was suffering from amnesia. Author: Time Out

Brilliant, gave me goosebumps.

Agreed +1

SCOLARI'S TRANSFER TARGETS Big Phil will bid £40m for Liverpool striker Fernando Torres. (News of the World) But the Spanish international has reassured Liverpool fans that he has no desire to leave Liverpool. (Sunday Express) Ronaldinho would love to sign for Chelsea and be reunited with Scolari, the coach who made him a World Cup winner six years ago (Daily Telegraph) Scolari will shake-up Chelsea's midfield and attack with moves for Deco, Ricardo Quaresma, Ronaldinho and David Villa, with Frank Lampard, Joe Cole, Didier Drogba and Nicolas Anelka among those likely to leave. (Sunday Times) Deco won't be moving to Stamford Bridge as he is seen as too old to justify a likely £12m price tag (Various) TRANSFER RUMOURS Rafa Benitez could persuade David Villa to sign for Liverpool, according to the striker's Spanish team-mate Carlos Marchena. (Mail on Sunday) Ronaldo agreed personal terms on a move to Real Madrid "a long time ago". (The Observer) But United won't be bullied into offering Ronaldo a bumper new pay deal to persuade him to stay. (Mail on Sunday) Liverpool will up their bid for Gareth Barry to £15m and could sign the Aston Villa midfielder as early as next week. (The Observer) And they might have to go as high as £20m for the England international. (News of the World) Spurs keeper Paul Robinson will not be moving to Middlesbrough as manager Gareth Southgate has decided to give Brad Jones and Ross Turnbull the chance to fight it out for the number one shirt. (The Observer) Bordeaux and Roma are chasing Manchester United defender Mikael Silvestre. (Channel 4 - Football Italia) Spurs boss Juande Ramos wants two keepers to replace Paul Robinson - Manchester City's Joe Hart and France international Gregory Coupet. (News of the World) Manchester City boss Mark Hughes hopes to sign Portsmouth midfielder Lassana Diarra for £8m. (News of the World) And Hughes will complete the £18m capture of Brazilian forward Jo this month. (Various) James Milner has pleaded with Newcastle not to block a "dream" £7m move to Liverpool. (Various) Coventry have signed Aron Einar Gunnarsson from AZ Alkmaar (The Observer) Manchester City goalkeeper Andreas Isaksson is a £2m target for Turkish side Galatasaray. (Various) Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Sheffield Wednesday hope to secure Alan Shearer as their new manager once a £50m take over has been completed. (News of the World) Southampton want former World Cup winner Ossie Ardiles as their director of football. (News of the World) Back to top AND FINALLY Sam Allardyce would not be a popular appointment as manager of Blackburn among some fans, with almost 2,000 signing up to a Facebook petition. (Various)

You're dead inside. Just finished the third season, only just noticed that Cutty's real name is Dennis Wise. For those who don't watch the show, he's an ex con who flirts with returning to the drug trade but ends up teaching kids how to fight. The parallels are uncanny. Apart from him being a massive black man. I might give a couple of episodes of series two a go, hopefully I'll enjoy it more than series one. Series 2 is better IMO. I should hope it is.

Anyone downloaded the Nintendo Channel yet ? I've just got it, its full of game trailers and adverts for Nintendo products and eventually will have downloadable content like demos.

You're dead inside. Just finished the third season, only just noticed that Cutty's real name is Dennis Wise. For those who don't watch the show, he's an ex con who flirts with returning to the drug trade but ends up teaching kids how to fight. The parallels are uncanny. Apart from him being a massive black man. I might give a couple of episodes of series two a go, hopefully I'll enjoy it more than series one.

Belgian league title with Club Brugge

jeeeez Jimbo uses that in a single wank!