Jimbo

You haven't watched this then: Mega Shark v Giant Octopus (2009) Starring Debbie Gibson no less. I've not seen it but should I be worried that my wife has a copy ? Yeah, I'd definitely be worried Jimbo Fucking brilliant! (I genuinely don't know which of the two is more worrying btw) OMG I love it. and given the amount of pornography in this house it's surprisingly close to the truth !

Director of The Empire Strikes Back, died aged 87.

You haven't watched this then: Mega Shark v Giant Octopus (2009) Starring Debbie Gibson no less. I've not seen it but should I be worried that my wife has a copy ?

Human Centipede Possibly the worst film I've ever seen, woeful acting, the crux of the movie is that a mad surgeon grafts three people together, arsehole to mouth, to form the infamous human centipede, there is a very thin plot that seemed more of an after-thought.

Subtly different from the other Ali vs Liston picture, I prefer this one, it's just so powerful.

I think you'll need the latest version of iTunes first too.

A quick scan of that link and new text tones stand out but not sure if its worth fucking up my 3g as the update did last year early this year. and like the old text tones they are all irritating as fuck ! lol

New software update just went live http://www.apple.com/ios/

Olden but Golden, I laugh my tits off every time at this.

Well, I showed Tracy this thread, hoping that she would be impressed with all the words of congratulations from my friends, but she was too mesmerized by Selma Hayeks tits in Monkeys Fists avatar to say anything other than she assisted with the matrimonial wank, she turned the pages of the magazine while I cracked one off.

I saw the trailer on TV here a couple of weeks back, OMG it looks just horrible !

RobW eat your heart out bloody hell Alex, that's fighting talk lol

Americans dont like English comics and the English dont like American comics. The reason why Ricky is big in America is because of the Office hardly fucking stand up. Fucking Alan Carr is funnier than Ricky and I can stand the twat. Thats the only good thing about the yanks they dont like comics like Alan Carr. Its because of the bible I think. What utter unmitigated bollocks. So Brits don't like Richard Pryor? Bill Hicks? Rich Hall? Reg Hunter? and Americans don't like British comics like Billy Connolly? Eddie Izzard? One of the reasons Ricky is doing well in the US is because he's worked hard at being on the right shows, and palling up with the right people. He's worked with Larry David and his ilk which instantly lends him credibility. He's successful because people associate both versions of The Office with him and both versions are successful in their own way. The American is more popular over there and the original is critically acclaimed. You genuinely have no clue what you're talking about and you still haven't admitted that you lied. This !

Went to see Louis CK in Houston this week, absolutely incredible, he is probably my favorite right now, also really enjoying Jim Jefferies too, hopefully he will be round this way soon on tour.

Thanks everyone, it's been a surreal day, glad that I've managed to share it with a few of you on Twitter over the past year, me and the Mrs are heading home after a meal with the in-laws, I'll celebrate with the first matrimonial wank. My door is always open for any of you if you happen to find your way over to Houston, and hopefully when my visa status is sorted me and Tracy will be over to the Toon to see you all again.

Genius

I imagine it'll take a little longer to appear on the breaking news ticker on Fox Sports/ESPN. Agreed, currently showing yesterdays SSN Sorry, didnt know you were there! I've been away for ages He has not been there long to be fair. Will Jimbo's ipad screen do now? As long as he gives it a wipe before posting any screenshots on here You think his t.v would have been any better? Foxsoccer are currently showing Womens college football Much action in the box? The occasional nasty tackle.

Dead ?

I imagine it'll take a little longer to appear on the breaking news ticker on Fox Sports/ESPN. Agreed, currently showing yesterdays SSN Sorry, didnt know you were there! I've been away for ages He has not been there long to be fair. Will Jimbo's ipad screen do now? As long as he gives it a wipe before posting any screenshots on here You think his t.v would have been any better? Foxsoccer are currently showing Womens college football

I imagine it'll take a little longer to appear on the breaking news ticker on Fox Sports/ESPN. Agreed, currently showing yesterdays SSN

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