Jimbo

Chants of "sacked in the morning".

2-0 game over

0-1 Elano

Did I just hear the commentary correctly ? "He's doing it again, he's got Duff on the right and Milner on the left" What a fucking cocksucker Allardyce is.

Gives porn a bad name tbh.

Careful now, this playing players in their correct positions will never catch on

Not a bad result for us.

Out: Carr Ameobi Ramage Pattison Duff Owen In: Kitson Bentley Arshavin Brown

The only way we are getting rid of Barton is by paying up his contract.

Other than a number of cringe-worthy statements, I agree.

WHEN Newcastle United fans look at the Premier League table today they will feel disappointed. And they have every right to be more than that. For quite simply United once again have not lived up to their magnificent supporters’ expectations in the first half of the season. And, quite frankly, I cannot see things improving. I believe the best United can hope for is to finish top of the bottom half of the table. Top of the flops, if you like. When United picked up that fine opening-day victory at Sam Allardyce’s former club Bolton Wanderers, I bumped into an ecstatic chairman Chris Mort coming out of the Reebok Stadium. I joked with him that it was downhill all the way after that. And it has been. In fact, I cannot believe how bad things have been. Knocked out of the Carling Cup by Arsenal Reserves. Humiliated at home by Liverpool and Portsmouth. The only team to lose to Derby County . . . I could keep going, but let’s stop there. I don’t want to worry Sam. But remember when Graeme Souness was sacked? That was after two Newcastle players ran into each other at Manchester City a couple of seasons ago and Freddy Shepherd was not amused. Well on Saturday at Stamford Bridge Alan Smith and Abdoulaye Faye did exactly the same. And as a result Smith spent Saturday night in a Tyneside hospital, and yesterday Faye went to hospital after he left Stamford Bridge with his arm in a sling. Sam Allardyce was allowed to bring in nine players in the summer, all be it for a mere £9m when you take into consideration he sold both Kieron Dyer and Scott Parker to West Ham. And how many of those nine have been a success in the first half of the season? Certainly not Joey Barton. Or Geremi. Or left-back Jose Enrique, who cost £6m. Things have been bad on the pitch. But they haven’t been much better off it. United’s £5.8m midfielder is currently languishing in jail in the North West of England. Allardyce has been forced to relieve the player he appointed as skipper of the captain’s armband. And a players’ deputation went to see the manager after the defeat at Blackburn Rovers. Some of those players made it known that they were unhappy at the manager’s plans to take them straight to London for the game with Chelsea after the Boxing Day match with Wigan Athletic. There are lots of reasons why United have struggled after a promising start. And for me the main one is the fact that as we go into the New Year, Allardyce does not seem to know what is his best team. He hasn’t decided who his best central defenders are. Or who he wants to form his midfield – and it’s the same up front. The back four have been uncertain. The midfield has had no legs or creativity, and the strikers have stopped scoring goals. As a result, because of all the chopping and changing, United have been unable to create any momentum – at times their shape has been all wrong. And the tragedy is with games at Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool and Aston Villa looming, I cannot see things improving. For the fans’ sake, I hope I’m wrong.

Happy New year !!!

Performances ?

Kiss the dirt

After bookmakers shortened the odds on Sam Allardyce losing his job, the Newcastle United manager yesterday remained philosophical about the "outside influences" intensifying the atmosphere and speculation around St James' Park. Allardyce is an odds-on favourite to be jobless before the end of the season and to be the next top-flight manager to leave his post but he remains unperturbed, buoyed by what he insists is a healthy relationship with Newcastle owner Mike Ashley and chairman Chris Mort. Sam Allardyce blames outside influences Going nowhere: Sam Allardyce says he and Michael Owen are both staying at Newcastle United "I talk to the chairman on a regular basis," Allardyce said. "I talk to Mike Ashley, or sometimes there is no need to. He is kept informed on a regular basis by the chairman but we have a regular conversation. "I do not have any problems or worries as far as they are concerned. The pressure that has been put on them as well as me, they understand, is outside influences trying to exert pressure on them." Allardyce spoke out following a weekend when former Newcastle captain Alan Shearer was linked with the role after it emerged he was eager to enter management. "It [shearer's name] has always been there and always will be," Allardyce said. "There is nothing more to say on the subject." advertisement With Martin Jol also mooted as a possible replacement, Mort had sought to clarify matters by stating: "All this makes me laugh and I find all this speculation tedious. There is a different name every week and there is just no truth in it." Despite speculation mounting over his future due to a string of poor results, it was a case of business as usual for Allardyce as the January transfer window loomed. "I'm putting players forward to the chairman and decisions will be made from there," Allardyce, 53, said. "I was never given an indication of a budget in the summer. We went from player to player if and when, and it will be similar in January." As for possible departures, he added: "We have no offers from anyone. It would have to be a very lucrative offer for anyone to move away from the club unless someone tells me they do not want to stay." Michael Owen has previously been linked with a move to Manchester City, who visit St James' Park tomorrow, but Allardyce said: "There has been nothing from Manchester City to Newcastle United about Michael Owen." Allardyce is now weighing up whether Owen is ready to start his first game in six weeks following a thigh injury.

I like Vista now its settled, but I prefer Anapod to iTunes.

Some times its like trying to pot a snooker ball using a piece of rope.

Soft wanker. tbh No, Tribal was right, its usually very limp.

I imagine Laz has it on DVD

i wonder if thats the video that scott mills was going on about on R1 I've seen it, and it is fucking vile, and her reactions are perfectly apt.

OK dude, fire away !

The 2 Girls, 1 Cup* Reaction video *for non-porn lovers, 2 Girls 1 cup is a video that features two women defecating and vomiting into a cup, then taking turns consuming the excrement and vomiting into each others' mouths

Just got this classic to play on my Wii