Jimbo

Lucky to be going in at half time level, very disapointed with Smith, his play has been sloppy as has Geremi, Butt is lucky to still be on the pitch in my opinion.

We are being dry arse raped at the moment.

Fuck 1-1, Petrov. It was coming.

Lovely first touch.........

MARTINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kasper Schmeichel loses out to Joe Hart in goal, not heard of the lad before, still amazed that Issakson can't get in, hopefully we'll put a few past him.

TEAMS NUFC: Shay Given, Habib Beye, Steven Taylor, David Rozehnal, Charles N'Zogbia, James Milner, Alan Smith, Geremi, Nicky Butt, Mark Viduka, Oba Martins Subs: Steve Harper, Jose Enrique, Emre, Abdoulaye Faye, Matty Pattison MCFC: Joe Hart, Vedran Corluka, Javier Garrido, Richard Dunne, Micah Richards, Stephen Ireland, Michael Johnson, Martin Petrov, Dietmar Hamann, Elano, Emile Mpenza

PREMIER League star David Nugent tried to score with a pretty teenager — by sending her a mobile phone photo of his TACKLE. The desperate Portsmouth and England striker stripped off and took the snap after she failed to return his calls. But the girl, 19, showed 22-year-old Nugent the red card, and forwarded the naked picture to all her pals in Preston, Lancs — where he used to play. Last night one of them said: “I couldn’t believe it when I saw a picture of Nugent’s k**b, I nearly collapsed laughing. “There are a lot of Preston fans who are still cheesed off about him leaving — so this is payback. “He must be nuts to send a picture like that to someone he’s just met. “Before long this picture is bound to appear on some celebrity website. “He’s totally starkers in a bathroom and he’s obviously very proud of the way he looks.” It is believed Nugent met the shop worker in a bar during a recent night out in Preston. Another pal said: “They kissed and went off together but she had only just come out of a relationship and was a bit raw. “She didn’t really want to know but he kept texting her — then the full-frontal arrived on her mobile. She couldn’t believe it. She was horrified. “I was a bit shocked when I saw it myself, to be honest. “He’s not exactly massive in that department, so God only knows what he thought he was going to achieve.” Nugent made his England debut against Andorra last March. In 94 matches at Championship club Preston he scored 33 times. He left at the end of last season in a £6million transfer. He most recently scored on Tuesday, getting Portsmouth a 1-0 win over Burnley in the Carling Cup. Preston were in the play-offs last season and are currently third from bottom. Nugent refused to comment last night.

Rob W ?

Loved Apocalypto, which is really irritating as I hate Mel Gibson I loved it too, I'm kicking myself that I didn't see it at the cinema, must have been fucking stunning on the big screen.

Wisdom Alex.

100% shut out

On my Hard drive already.

You won't regret it.

I thought series one pissed over series 2, but I'm liking how series 3 is starting !

Preaching to the converted tbh. In fact you're preaching to the Pope. Maybe people will start to wake up to the fact that this lad is a poor man's Yakubu. Thank god we have a fully fit Michael Owen and an inform Shola Ameobi eh ? Jimbo blatantly only sticking up for him 'cause he bought a MARTINS 9 shirt and ?

Preaching to the converted tbh. In fact you're preaching to the Pope. Maybe people will start to wake up to the fact that this lad is a poor man's Yakubu. Thank god we have a fully fit Michael Owen and an inform Shola Ameobi eh ?

If I had to choose between Martins and Smith, I'd still put my money on Martins to score. Interesting comparison. Totally irrelevant though. Further commentary: "It was a simple ball, if he just looks up then he can roll the ball into Milner's path, but he plays with his head down." Any commentary from John Anderson is just as irrelevant. He happens to be right, tbf. Martins' boyfriends tend to watch the match in the manner of their hero though - with their head down, blind to his glaring shortcomings. Have you still got indentations of Michael Owen's bellend in your poo ?

If I had to choose between Martins and Smith, I'd still put my money on Martins to score. Interesting comparison. Totally irrelevant though. Further commentary: "It was a simple ball, if he just looks up then he can roll the ball into Milner's path, but he plays with his head down." Any commentary from John Anderson is just as irrelevant. "Another disapointing performance from Shola" ?

Looks at Profile picture and listens to your singing and laughs FYP

Talksport had a British Hernia specialist on earlier, he said using his modern techniques, that even following surgery for a double hernia the patient could be exercising within 45mins of the op, jogging the same day and back playing football within 2 weeks.

Looks like I need to check my tongue: A third animal has tested positive for Bluetongue disease. The midge-borne virus was discovered on a premises near Lowestoft, Suffolk, the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has confirmed. The first two cases were found in cows at the Baylham House Rare Breeds Farm, near Ipswich. The strain of the disease is the same as one that has devastated cattle and sheep across northern Europe but is not yet regarded by the UK as an outbreak. On Saturday, a cow tested positive for bluetongue on a farm at Baylham and a second cow at the same farm was also slaughtered after the virus was confirmed on Monday. Bluetongue is common in Mediterranean countries and has steadily spread further north in Europe over the past year. Experts say the disease is spread by midges and specialists think an insect may have been blown across the Channel by strong winds.

The best 30 seconds of her life.

Agreed, she would most definitely get it.