Jimbo

Clearly a Mike Ashley signing, not an Allardyce one, doesn't that disturb anyone ?

Happy Birthday !

From nufc.com on thursday: Not incoming: Aldo straight back out of Toon No sooner had defensive midfielder Aldo Pedro Duscher arrived on Tyneside, then he was leaving, after failing to impress during a brief trial at the club. The 28 year-old Argentinean, famous for crocking David Beckham before the 2002 World Cup, struggled with his fitness and Newcastle declined to pursue their interest. Duscher had appeared at St. James' for his current club Deportivo La Coruna in the Intertoto Cup two seasons ago. Previously with Sporting Lisbon and Newell's Old Boys, Duscher is available on a free transfer after his Deportivo deal expired.

Big Train !!! If you like Spaced, you'll love this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/164644/Big-...-2/Product.html

1, Only just got up 2, House empty (apart from me) 3, Watching a Dylan Moran DVD, not laughed once yet. 4, My knee is killing me, need to see the Doctor this week 5, debating what to have for breakfast.

Talked that fucker up, started up my machine today and for reasons best know to itself according to Vista I've got no audio devices installed !

Not sure what is funnier, bidding for Ronaldinho or Queudrue being worth £3m !

My system, and everyone elses Vista I know of runs at 50% RAM usage, although I find the new features nice, the stablity and performance of my machine has gone backwards since using Vista.

Heavyweight boxing hasn't been entertaining since Tyson gave up Cannibalism.

I think the bloke's a grade A toss pot, I'm not religious or anything, but the way he goes about insulting anyone with a modicum of faith, he's just rude. He wants to let God's love into his heart and stop being the embittered husk he seems. Agreed, his arrogance is his undoing, I find his arguments intreging, but his manner and plain rudness undermines his work.

What a shit fight this Sprott V Skelton is ! Quality comment from Sprott's cornerman after round 10: "all these people have paid good money to see you fight here tonight and you serve up this fucking rubbish *slaps Sprott across the face* are you going to start fucking fighting or what ?"

Just started reading this: Bear Grylls - Facing up

Khan was a whisker away from getting KO'd, he stepped up in class was was very nearly exposed, Limond is hardly world class, a decent domestic level champion and Khan nearly came unstuck, cracking fight though.

1, Watching The Soprano's 2, Just had some chips from the local chippy 3, I've not a drop of booze in the house 4, She's watching that DanceX shite 5, Might pop the kettle on

Used to get a day in lieu on a bankholiday, ahh those were the days. Now I have 140 hours contracted in my salary that I have to work at the company's discretion that I see no extra money for as they are worked into my salary

Good call Laz, I've got most of those

FTV is fantastic, nipples on telly at 8am, superb.

So far watched up to episode 5 of season one, best cure for insomnia since the wank tbh.

Agreed for the most part, Man on Fire is for me the best movie since Gladiator, Once in a lifetime I enjoyed, very topical with the Beckham situation, Once upon a time in America, I found tideous, overlong but very well acted, and Deliverance is just a must see movie.

Hole - Celebrity Skin

You're not suggesting there is something dodgy about his dealings ? Brazilian police want him for money laundering He makes Freddy Shepherd look like Cliff Richard.

You're not suggesting there is something dodgy about his dealings ?

£1m minimum release clause......

I doubt I will get into the clubs/bars/being served We'll get you in no bother. I will even bring you down a bottle of buckfast if you like? Put some hairs on your chest! wreck the hoose juice !