Jimbo

I'm not sure, try it.

Joey Barton is captain.

Hang on a sec, one possible theory, there is a word filter in action on the board that automatically changes that "C" word that Cath doesn't like to Twat, I notice that the word that has been "edited" is "Cut", are you sure you didn't accidently type an N in the word CUT, that would explain it.

Unless you're an Admin or Mod surely? Good point.

I can't understand how that can happen, as any edit should leave an edit note at the foot of the post

TEAMS Newcastle United: Steve Harper, Stephen Carr, David Rozehnal, Joey Barton, Kieron Dyer, Obafemi Martins, Charles N'Zogbia, Nolberto Solano, Nicky Butt, Peter Ramage, Andy Carroll. Subs: James Milner, Geremi, Paul Huntington, Fraser Forster, Tim Krul, Mark Bertram, Alex Francis, Darren Lough, Kazenga LuaLua, James Troisi. Carlisle United: Kieren Westwood, David Raven, Zigor Aranalde, Marc Bridge-Wilkinson, Danny Livesey, Peter Murphy, Kevin Gall, Danny Graham, Paul Thirlwell, Jeff Smith, Simon Hackney. Subs: Chris Howarth, Chris Lumsdon, Danny Carlton, Luke Joyce, Paul Arnison, Neale McDermott, Ged Dalton, Dan Kirkup. Referee: Mike Pike.

It all just serves to prove how amateurish the set up was.

Pearl Jam - Betterman

BIG Sam Allardyce’s training methods have sent his Newcastle stars running to the loo. The new Toon boss has had vibrating Power-Plate machines — popular with showbiz stars — delivered to the club’s training HQ. But his first-team players, who get a full workout by standing on the platforms, say the shakes make them need the toilet. A St James’ Park source said: “The lads have joked it loosens things up downstairs. They stand on the plates for up to an hour, so try to make sure they answer the call of nature beforehand. “There’s no doubt about the fitness benefits, but last thing they want is an unexpected spot of Newcastle Brown.” The former Bolton gaffer has also come up with a solution to Newcastle’s injury curse — emu droppings. He wants players to use a special oil produced by emus. Allardyce first introduced the oil at Bolton two years ago, with impressive results.

Excellent movie.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=14831

I thought he was excellent at times last season, showed Parker up on several occasions, if Allardyce can have the same kind of effect on Butt's career as he did with Gary Speed, I'd be happy for him to be an active member of the team.

There was reports that the Bolton staff and handed in their resignations, not sure if they then have to work say one months notice or something, other than that I don't believe there has been any official confirmation of their appointment to the Toon staff.

BREAKING NEWS: Owen out for friendly Jul 20 2007 By Lee Ryder, Evening Chronicle Newcastle United striker Michael Owen was today ruled out of tomorrow’s trip to Carlisle. Owen was hurt in a shooting exercise in training and retired with a thigh injury. The former Real Madrid player is now expected back for the upcoming friendly with Juventus.

Pathetic. How, it's a possibility, some people had made that their lives, bit like you with your computer games Pathetic

I'd like to see us go for: Vincent Kompany Daniel Van Buyten John Heitinga Urby Emanuelson Maxwell Eddie Johnson Who will we get ? Really not a clue, I get the feeling we will have a couple of surprises before the start of the season

I've only had the one job, but I've had some pretty shit tasks during my time, replacing efluent pumps and clearing sludge pipes rates quiet high on the shit list.

Have you seen the original? Robert Mitchum is shit scary in the De Niro role. Cape Fear was a 90's film wasn't it ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg5HsG7AN1Y

The Lost Boys Empire Strikes Back Raiders of the Lost Ark Predator

I've never seen Ritchie and Bono in the same room....

could be a decent player if motivated, but £6m ?

Fair dinkum, bloke! Struth !

Clearly not if you became female.