Jimbo

Sounds like a good start to me. Have you got an estate car?... I've got a big black van with tinted windows, have you got a snipers rifle ?

Sounds like a good start to me.

Not sure, the Premier league have changed their logo so its possible the patch design will match that.

Sounds like last years summer piss up.. ahem Were you one of the hookers? I'm FAR from high class mate. Who do you think I am ? Fish ?

I think I'll die of cancer at some point, I've lost many relatives to it, also working shifts doesn't help too. I'll be surprised if I see much life after 60.

Sounds like last years summer piss up.. ahem

Australian going by her accent. Fair enough taking the piss out of that too. Does she live near Jimbo? Jimbo lives on a farm in norwich doesnt he He was home-schooled as a child though, and learnt to speak by watching Sons and Daughters and The Sullivans. Rack off !

Craig and Jimbo Possibly Ritchie and Peasepud too Nazi's, all of you Just stop it you big bully !

Craig and Jimbo Possibly Ritchie and Peasepud too

I thought the same about The Business, was expecting to hate it due to the Mockney twat, but I enjoyed it.

Incidentally, that is the best shirt we've ever had. Class. By a country mile.

Just listen to you fuckers. Arguing over a fucking cartoon.

Was he fuck, that twat's abuse was self inflicted.

As did Adidas... That Bennie bloke took a fair slagging too... And Cheyne At least none of the aforementioned posters get called a Werepig or Wanker

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required". Fuck off, I have trouble keeping my arse tidy by using half a roll !

Her parents are buying a property in France so will probably end up seeing them.

Get rid, all in all he's never offered value for money.

Vidic and Evra who were regarded as flops last season... Van Der Sar as keeper of the season

Judging by the state of the gusset of my pants, fairly recently you could argue.

Me too, .........question is WHEN?? 17 goals in his first season, playing on his own up front for a shit team, he's not done too bad in my view, but could be much better. Fair enough he has scored 17 goals but we need some one who is a play maker aswell and also gets tapins (how many tapins has martins had this season). I would much rather have payed £10m for Berbatov because he has been immense this season. Hindsight is wonderful thing, without Martins we'd be down there with Watford. Aye, I can't remember too many Berbatovforthetoon websites being set up pre season. Who has been better this season...and say it truthfully and dont say martins because he plays for the toon but he has been more creative and has also been scoring goals Martins Or Berbatov I wouldn't argue about that, all I'm saying is there's no crediblilty in the argument that "we should have signed Berbatov, he's better", we didn't have crystal ball in August. Might as well have said "we should have signed Cristano Ronaldo instead of Viana" its facile. yeh but spurs didnt have a cristal ball either and they payed £10m for berbatov and if you ask me the way he has played this season £10m is a bargain Jesus wept.

Me too, .........question is WHEN?? 17 goals in his first season, playing on his own up front for a shit team, he's not done too bad in my view, but could be much better. Fair enough he has scored 17 goals but we need some one who is a play maker aswell and also gets tapins (how many tapins has martins had this season). I would much rather have payed £10m for Berbatov because he has been immense this season. Hindsight is wonderful thing, without Martins we'd be down there with Watford. Aye, I can't remember too many Berbatovforthetoon websites being set up pre season. Who has been better this season...and say it truthfully and dont say martins because he plays for the toon but he has been more creative and has also been scoring goals Martins Or Berbatov I wouldn't argue about that, all I'm saying is there's no crediblilty in the argument that "we should have signed Berbatov, he's better", we didn't have crystal ball in August. Might as well have said "we should have signed Cristano Ronaldo instead of Viana" its facile.

Ronaldo secures PFA awards double Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo has been named the Player of the Year and Young Player of the Year by the Professional Footballers' Association. The 22-year-old winger is the first player to win both awards in the same season since Andy Gray in 1977. The Portuguese has recovered from the controversy of last year's World Cup to help United battle for three trophies. Chelsea striker Didier Drogba was second and Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes third in the senior award. Manchester United veteran Ryan Giggs, last year's winner Steven Gerrard of Liverpool and 19-year-old Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas also made ths shortlist. Ronaldo was booed at the start of the season for his part in Wayne Rooney's sending off in the quarter-final match between England and Portugal in Germany. But he has bounced back superbly and has so far scored 16 Premiership goals this season to fire United to the top of the table. The winger said it was a big honour to be singled out by his peers. He said: "It is a special night. It is amazing and a big honour for me to win trophies like this in the English Premier League. I am very proud. I think he is the best player in the world and his season has been incredible Sir Alex Ferguson "My colleagues have voted for me and that is fantastic because the players know the qualities of players. "I want to keep working hard and getting better because these trophies have now given me more motivation. "This great team has helped me because when the team wins it is easier for us all to play with more confidence." Fabregas was second and Tottenham's Aaron Lennon, 20, third in the voting for the young player award. Ronaldo's team-mate Wayne Rooney (21) was also shortlisted, as were Reading striker Kevin Doyle, 23, and 18-year-old defender Micah Richards of Manchester City. Eight Manchester United players made it into the team of the year while manager Sir Alex Ferguson was honoured with the PFA Special Merit Award. Ferguson paid tribute to Ronaldo, who joined United from Sporting Lisbon in a £12.2m deal in August 2003. "At this moment in time, I think he is the best player in the world and his season has been incredible," he said. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PFA Premier League Team of the Year 2007: Edwin van der Sar, Gary Neville, Nemanja Vidic, Rio Ferdinand, Patrice Evra (all Man Utd); Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Cristiano Ronaldo (all Man Utd) and Steven Gerrard (Liverpool); Didier Drogba (Chelsea) and Dimitar Berbatov (Tottenham

The Championship is a better league tbh.

Me too, .........question is WHEN?? 17 goals in his first season, playing on his own up front for a shit team, he's not done too bad in my view, but could be much better. Fair enough he has scored 17 goals but we need some one who is a play maker aswell and also gets tapins (how many tapins has martins had this season). I would much rather have payed £10m for Berbatov because he has been immense this season. Hindsight is wonderful thing, without Martins we'd be down there with Watford.