Jimbo

In what way? I was warned before the op that I'll never be constipated ever again, thats so true, ever since, my shits have been a rather unsatisfying paste.

Poor fucker, eirily like Matthew Harding's death.

My shit hasn't been the same since I had my gall bladder removed, not had a proper log in nearly 12 months.

TBH its much safer to burgle Liverpool players, they have learnt the hard way, imagine being chased off the premises by a naked Duncan Ferguson Wielding a sandwedge.

Liverpool spot kick hero burgled Liverpool FC's heroic goalkeeper Pepe Reina was burgled on Tuesday night as he was helping send the club through to the Champions League final. The 24-year-old Spaniard saved two out of three spot kicks in a penalty shoot-out against Chelsea at Anfield. But he returned from celebrating the win in the early hours of Wednesday to find his home in Woolton, Liverpool, had been ransacked. A number of high value items and the player's Porsche Cayenne were taken. The grey-coloured car - which has Spanish number plates - was found burnt out in Fleetwood Walk at 0630 BST. Merseyside Police said the burglary happened sometime between 1900 BST on Tuesday and 0045 BST on Wednesday. Officers were called to the address at 0145 BST after Reina discovered the break-in. The goalkeeper, who joined Liverpool in the summer 2005, does not want to comment on the incident. As well as the car, officers said paperwork, jewellery, and a Bang and Olufsen entertainment system was taken.

look like ?

The choice of the discerning alcoholic, Buckfast is right up there with brake fluid and meths.

Fuck You Patrokles?? FYP

I'm guessing thats Julie and Michael

Fill your Pants

How do you stand there for 6 hours when no-one else is? Your mind must turn over in that time and start to question how low you've sunk in life. To be fair they could have probably started queing at 6:59am Wednesday and still been at the start of the que.

FYP

In that case why keep your hatred exclusively for Le Sib ?

The Martins story would make perfect sense considering my purchase today.

The fact that she's saying that leads me to believe that she's not even a kid who could get away with such mongish behaviour. Bet she's got loads of tattoos of the toon too. Can't afford a season ticket though. To be fair they were probably done with a compass and a bottle of Quink.

Its very frustrating. Almost as frustrating as when you feel the need for a shit and when you get down to business it just turns out to be a very loud fart. *also isn't the toilet bowl the most effective accoustic chamber ever invented !

Looks like something Coventry City or Man Citeh should be wearing, if they were black and white they would look much better.

Is there such a thing ? I fail to see the appeal of Champagne, its just a vile status symbol in my opinion. I imagine The Fish and all his friends Farquar, Leopold etc all enjoy sipping on some after a day out hunting. Pass the champer's Tarquin

Can't remember, although I think I had my first one in 96.

Just even more horrible. The kit designer should be tortured - by being forced to wear this abortion of a football top in public... Adidas is a German company isn't it ?

Is there such a thing ? I fail to see the appeal of Champagne, its just a vile status symbol in my opinion.

Same here, although I don't believe it to be a grudge, just a simply justified opinion that he's simply not good enough.

as quoted on .com Glenn under threat? Bill Bradshaw, writing in the Express, Wednesday: Sam Allardyce is being lined up to take on one of the biggest challenges in football - to turn Newcastle United from being nearly men to trophy winners. Allardyce quit as Bolton boss last week but his spell out of work could be brief with middle-men working on his options for a return this summer. Newcastle, after a nondescript season punctuated by injury problems, are believed to be interested again in Allardyce. One source close to the club told me: "The Geordies would love Big Sam's belligerent style and no-nonsense approach. "That would go down well here so it's watch this space." Newcastle were close to appointing him three years ago after Sir Bobby Robson's exit but the bid was aborted when it came clear Bolton had a £2million compensation clause protecting their boss. Bolton chairman Phil Gartside suggested on Monday the had provisions to extend their protection, even after Allardyce's resignation. "He's going to turn up somewhere," said Gartside. "He has two and a half years left on his contract. We have a compromise agreement in place that covers his resignation from this job." Allardyce has tried to engineer his release from that clause and, if he is successful, will be particularly attractive to Newcastle.

I did have to be very careful as to where I placed the shirt for the picture...... ....anywhere else it it would resemble a rape crimescene from CSI.

Agreed, glad I went for the name and number option, although I think the new style lettering looks smaller than before.