Jimbo

Around the time my Mrs was pregnant with our first one, a few friends and collegues had just had kids, all of them boys, I prefered a boy for all the ladish reason's and I knew deep down I'd be the one that had the girl, and sure enough I did, but from the moment the nurse said "its a girl" I never had one regret. Since then I've been blessed with two sons and as they get older I hope to do all those ladish activities, although my daughter loves football, probably more so than the boys at the moment.

Ahh yes, that time of year i have to double up on my Kleenex purchacing !

El Hadji Diouf can fuck right off for starters !

I thought Acuna was a cracking little player, although he did look a little bit too much like The Boy David.

council want them not the police, and not all cops are behind desks, the form filling is a pain in the arse, but i am out on foot and bike for at least 6 + hours a shift unless my bossess change their mind (as they do often) and want me to deal with something specific Thats comforting to hear, I think there needs to be more of a police presence on the streets.

Right ! I've had to fit another hard drive as the one that was clicking seems totally wanked out, since I've fitted the new one with the power saving settings adjusted its so far so good. Cheers Laz ! you're a star !

Pearl Jam - Given to fly (yeah I know it's a total Led Zep rip off)

Mirko Vucinic for Roma, FM legend tbh

Shame

fuck me gently! thats sick. Never look at the queue at the bingo in the same way tbh wtf has that pic got to do with bingo queues! i think he meant this one http://www.moid.org/ed/girl.jpg Curiosity got the better of me there.. Hadnt clicked any apart from that.. Put me right off me tea now Now there's one for the wank-bank

Glad to see there is no bias in your opinion Steve.

I hear the sound of a barrel being scraped.

Not lager then ?

Rangers

Cheers dude, I've had a look and it seems you can't stop the powersaving shut down but I've given it massive time limit which hopefully won't allow it to come into effect !

The prime of life tbh

No subsitute for Police on the beat, get the fuckers out from behind their desks, speed cameras and out of their patrol cars and get them walking the streets.

By SHAUN CUSTIS April 04, 2007 COMMENT ON THIS STORY STEVE SIDWELL has told friends he wants to join Newcastle. The Reading midfielder is out of contract in the summer and has refused to agree a new deal. A host of Premiership clubs have been linked to his signing, including Manchester United. But despite publicly making noises that he might stay at the Madejski Stadium next season, SunSport understands Sidwell has made up his mind to quit — and he sees his future on Tyneside. Premiership rules forbid rival clubs from talking to out-of-contract players until the end of the season. But Sidwell is aware of strong interest from Toon boss Glenn Roeder. The former Arsenal trainee, who was an FA Youth Cup winner with Arsene Wenger’s boys, has been offered £25,000 a week to stay with the Royals. He had hinted that if the club secured a place in the UEFA Cup it could turn his head. And the decision by manager Steve Coppell to sign a two-year deal was seen by optimistic Reading supporters as another reason why the 24-year-old might remain in Berkshire. But Sidwell knows he could get at least £40,000 a week elsewhere and cash-conscious Reading are not able to match such sums. Newcastle are planning a clearout in the summer and Sidwell’s arrival would probably mean the end of the line for former England and Manchester United midfielder Nicky Butt. The Geordies also aim to bring in two centre-backs, with Roeder hoping to prise Wes Brown from Old Trafford and Anton Ferdinand from West Ham.

Even drive up here first as well Jimbo lad? It would be worth it.

I'd drive him to Craven Cottage myself.

Yes mate mines an ASUS AN8 SLI Deluxe, my system drive/drives is a SATA Raid, a pair of Western Digital Raptors.

Borat Was a fan of Borat when he was on the Ali G show but I found the movie very dull and boring.

"LeazesMag opened the match program and looked down in awe at the photograph of Freddie Shepherd, he instantly felt a stiring between his legs, the chubby face and the slightly gingerish comb-over was almost too much to resist....."

Why the fuck did I click on that ! Because my powers of suggestion are just too strong to resist? No, because I'm a twat.