Jimbo

Tempted to try Talktalk, my phoneline is already with them.

OK, lets cross Tiscali off the list then !

I'm leaving plusnet because of restrictions to newsgroup access........ certain newsgroups I "view" have been removed from their server and I'm now paying for access to newsdemon which is an extra £5 on top of the £22 I pay plusnet, and they also have cut the bandwidth to external newsgroup access so when I can access them they are dead slow, I download about 80gig a month so I need a truely unlimited account. I've spoken to a few people with Tiscali and I've heard very little negative feedback although reading that forum link I might change my mind !

I'm now migrating my account from plusnet to Tiscali, 2mb unlimited for £14.99 (pointless going for anything more as I can only get 1mb at my place), can't get cable either.

Best defender I've seen on his day.

Apocalyto. Magnificent, not enjoyed a film as much as that in a very very long time. Mel Gibson is an anti-semetic genius !

Fecking Carr, Fecking useless fecker, ARSE !!

Agreed.

What register? http://www.theregister.com/ Not the sex offenders one then? Don't tell me they have criminalised wanking !!! thats you fucked then Of course, everyone else on the board would rather cut their own arm off than have a wank !

What register? http://www.theregister.com/ Not the sex offenders one then? Don't tell me they have criminalised wanking !!!

Selling the ground as well are we ?

As well as a designated smoking area, thankfully with the help of the union, I have been provided with wanking facilities too.

All joking aside...... Bloody hell !!! I'm leaving town !! Avian Virus At UK Farm Updated: 11:39, Saturday February 03, 2007 The deadly H5N1 strain of bird flu has been found at a turkey farm in Britain. The Department of Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) has confirmed that an outbreak of bird flu at the Suffolk farm is the lethal strain. The farm, owned by Bernard Matthews, is at Holton near Lowestoft, and has been placed under tight restrictions. More than 2,600 turkeys have already died from the virus and the remainder of the 159,000 birds on the site will now have to be culled. The European Commission said a European Laboratory in Weybridge had confirmed the outbreak was caused by the H5N1 strain of avian influenza. The strain has been responsible for the deaths of more than 100 people, mostly in Asia. Charles Bourns, of the National Farmers' Union Poultry Board, said all the turkeys on the farm would now have to be culled and exclusion zones put in place. A Defra spokeswoman said the risk of the disease spreading to humans was low and there was no need for "panic". She said staff at the farm - thought to be in the village of Holton - were being monitored and restrictions were in force to stop birds being moved in or out of the site. The birds started to die on Tuesday and Defra was alerted on Thursday after 860 birds had died, in one out of 22 sheds at the farm. A spokesman for Bernard Matthews said: "Bernard Matthews has been working very closely with Defra and other industry bodies to contain the infection. The company meets and in many cases far exceeds Defra's biosecurity standards for combating avian flu." In April 2006, a wild swan found in Cellardyke, Fife, had the version of the virus - H5N1. The swan was thought to have caught the disease abroad, died at sea and its body washed to the UK shore. More than 30,000 birds were slaughtered after chickens near Dereham, Norfolk, tested positive for bird flu in April, not the H5N1 strain. One worker at the farm caught the disease and was treated for an eye infection. Suffolk County Council has set up a bird flu helpline on 08456 032 814.

I would send Roeder back to working with the academy, I'd tear up the contracts of Luque, Carr, Bramble, Babayaro and Terry Mac, I'd appoint Co Adriaanse as manager and instruct him to assemble his own backroom staff. Signings would be: Leighton Baines. Nikola Žigić Eddie Johnson Jaques Faty Craig Gordon Morton Gamst Pedersen Rafinha

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6323997.stm C4 postpones masturbation season Broadcaster Channel 4 has postponed a series of programmes themed around masturbation. Three shows, including a documentary about a charity "masturbate-athon", have been removed from the schedule. "The programmes are not currently scheduled but will be shown in due course," said a spokesman. Channel 4 has faced strong criticism over the recent series of Celebrity Big Brother, which prompted a record number of complaints over alleged racism. Media watchdog Ofcom is investigating the controversy. The regulator is also reviewing the broadcaster's funding, with Channel 4 seeking a new form of government subsidy, possibly a share of the TV licence fee, to help fund the switch to digital. The subsidy would replace the free broadcasting space given to the channel when it launched in 1982, which will become redundant when the UK completes the move to digital TV in 2012. 'Provocative' Originally planned for March, the masturbation season has been "moved around repeatedly", said a spokesman, who added that schedule changes were normal for any television station. But industry paper Broadcast reported that several Channel 4 board members had expressed concern at the series. Dubbed "wank week" by the channel, it was due to contain a documentary about a female masturbation coach and a programme following two men trying to give up the habit. The "masturbate-athon", billed as the first of its kind in Europe, was filmed in central London last August. Organisers said the event, which involved several charities, was to promote discussion of sexual health issues. Channel 4 commissioner Andrew MacKenzie previously said the series was the type of "provocative and mischievous" material that the channel should be covering. Last year, Channel 4's founding chief executive Sir Jeremy Isaacs criticised its "obsession with adolescent transgression and sex".

leave my cock out of this !

Nothing will come of it, but had it happened here.......

Totally agree, Shola has never justified his role in the first team with the goals that his position demands. If only...

But Lawrenson is a cock of the highest order.

Legend

I was thinking Parker over Milner !?!

That vid is quite old, might even have been at Southampton.

Just announced..... and Scott Parker. LONDON, Feb 2 (Reuters) - England coach Steve McClaren named on Friday a 28-man squad to face Spain in a friendly at Old Trafford on Wednesday: Goalkeepers: Paul Robinson (Tottenham Hotspur), Chris Kirkland (Wigan Athletic), Ben Foster (Manchester United, on loan to Watford) Defenders: Wayne Bridge (Chelsea), John Terry (Chelsea), Jamie Carragher (Liverpool), Micah Richards (Manchester City), Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Gary Neville (Manchester United), Michael Dawson (Tottenham Hotspur), Phil Neville (Everton), Jonathan Woodgate (Middlesbrough) Midfielders: Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Stewart Downing (Middlesbrough), Scott Parker (Newcastle United), Jermaine Jenas (Tottenham Hotspur), Aaron Lennon (Tottenham Hotspur), Owen Hargreaves (Bayern Munich), Gareth Barry (Aston Villa), Kieron Dyer (Newcastle United), Joey Barton (Manchester City) Forwards: Andy Johnson (Everton), Peter Crouch (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham Hotspur).

Good old Lawro is backing us as usual...... Fulham v Newcastle I see this as a home win, despite Fulham failing to turn up in the first half at Bramall Lane the other day. And where Fulham's home form has been very good, Newcastle are not great on the road. Prediction: 2-1