Jimbo

Thats a warm up for me !

tbh

Showaddywaddy - Under The Moon Of Love

Its a problem in life that females can't grasp the fact that the only reason men are friendly to them is because they want sex. She thinks: "ahhh he's a nice, sweet, friendly lad" He thinks: "I want to fuck her" your problem is if you tell her to stop being his friend, she will think you are a jelous, power-freak If you give him a good leathering, she'll think you are a Neanderthal, jelous power-freak. What you need to ensure is that you fuck her brains out at every oportunity, because the universal fact of life with women is this: "If you don't fuck them, someone else will !"

Clicky here and here

Cheers, Zen looks excellent, I'm tempted to give them a look !

I'm currently with plusnet, paying £21.99 for an up to 8mb unlimited account, but connections have been poor recently and they have this week stopped providing alt.binaries news groups which is a real blow..... Can anyone recommend a good ISP ? Ps I can't get cable here.

I can feel a new signature coming on !!!!

Maybe if I waited 20 minutes between wanks.....

Fuck me, he must have lost more weight than Jimbo in one sitting!! 114492[/snapback] Trust me, when I "let loose" its like a scene of a crashed milkfloat !

Dude, you sound in severe need of a circumcision ! have you got a foreskin like a shirtsleeve or something ? Personally, mine is a finely tuned instrument that has the aim of a Russian sniper.

Too late mate !

OK admission time ! I've been an a rather extreme diet over the last few months, before xmas I was 15st 5, and decided enough was enough, since then I have been on a diet of almost exclusively baked beans and wholemeal pitta bread and to put it mildly it has created havoc with my arse. So much so, last month I was playing in a works indoor football match and close to the final whistle I felt the need to fart, well, I thought it was a fart, but unfortunately, I "touched cloth", I thought I could sit back in defence for the final few minutes of the match mince around the pitch until I made my move to the gents to "tidy my arse", but to my horror the stench cleared the pitch ! Since then I have been producing "rusty water" at an alarming rate, my 15st 5 has plummeted to 13st 2, I thinking I might be able to compete with Dr Gillian McKeith, so I'm currently writing to Channel 4 with my concept for my TV show Jimbo: you are what you shite !

the expected response from Jimbo like once i said what page in the thread hte photo was on MSN he went silent on me 114397[/snapback] I was too busy messing up the Kleenex !

I'm SO gutted I missed the action as it was happening !!!! but in hindsight, she's got tits like a pair of fried eggs ! *Still worth a wank though !

Jonathan Stead's goal celebration lasted well into the night.

Celtic fans in the home section of the Shearer testimonial.

bllody hell, anyone seen Pearce's post match interview ? click on the link for the video

He had a black and white tartan scarf on at Jimmy Johnston's funeral too.

If I was on £50k a week I'd gladly have 52,000 people shout names at me.

He didn't do too bad against Barca lastnight though !

Apt choice of words there Jimbo. 113481[/snapback]

Wow I need to speak with his agent !

Happy birthday dude