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Gayle on a hattrick after 25 mins.

How much better is this commentator than Mick Lowes btw?

Aye, all over them. More chances in the last 20 mins than all of last season.

How is Perez's off the ball work today?

GAAAAAAAYYYYYYLE

Very good.

I want to put mistletoe above my 2 lovebirds but I'm too lazy to install photoshop and it's probably cropped in a way that makes it impossible. Anyone want to help me out?

He's fucking gorgeous, man.

Denise Squelch tbh.

I think smb's more aware of his shtick than he's given credit for.

That'll do.

Creep up behind them and knife them. Or use the AT gun modifier if you want to take them out from a distance.

Happy Birthday young man, and not so young man.

Quality banter.

Ah didn't realise I have to specify each person who logs onto battlefield in the app. I was defo not in the mood after that match anyway. Logging on shortly.

No, the Sikhs have the ability to levitate corpses. I assume no one felt much like playing after that abortion of a match last night. I'll be on a fair bit today.

Is it too late to jump bandwagons from Dougie to ewerk?

Obviously that linesman can hold the spare toothbrush.

5056-1 sounds about right. Hopefully the cunt's career is over and he's back to scrubbing toilets or whatever the fuck he's actually qualified for.

Oh yeah, this works.

No way, need to control the rest of the pitch better.

Second best attack in the league, not that I've watched a second of them before this match. Aye I was wondering that too.