bobbyshinton

Why do I envisage you having boxers with the days of the week written on them, like babies have with their bibs... I seriously don't know why that thought crossed my mind. who you on about?

He got away with a caution as far as I know cos he "had no previous" (he had loads actually but no-one ever pressed charges) I think he may have also had a couple of coppers have a Quiet Word with him as he didn't realise he was dealing with the family of a high-up and well respected sarge when he smacked my brother. What happened New Year like? I was in the Tree but my brother popped down there for a quick drink with his mates before midnight - he didn't mention owt At about 1am it all kicked off, some pointless argument, turned into a massive brawl. Outside there was a few riot vans, copper cars, police dogs, loads of cops. Few tossers got arrested like, but there was half of the known scallys from Washington in there, so it was inevitable something would happen. It was good craic till then though. We couldn't get tickets for the Tree. The fucking Trent. Went to one of the tt pissups (spilt more) Sitting by myself, first in. Blokes start taking the seats out. Comes over takes the ash trays out next asks can he have me table, no says I he proceeds to take every other table out. So they could some more people in, fuck there was two knackers serving, they wanted less in. complete pile of shite. never compare to the clock

me too heating is on the blink again so I am wearing the dog to keep me warm Fleecy gloves £1 Water bottle £1

I think that may be why they are called "Pound shops" smart arse

Underwaer for you? Me black boxers. Loads of room the the little chap

Things that we the British have gave the world. Lets have a positive thread. Football The good old pub. Electric

Spirit level £1 screw driver set £1 Pencil set£1 Some great and weird and wonerful stuff. All for £1 amazing

Fucking hell, I'm amazed I haven't seen you around before I met you Alex, they're all pretty much "my" pubs. Was there a reason you missed the Free Trade though - best views on Tyneside! Bestest pub ever in the history pubs in the entire Universe was the Barley Mow, before it became the Fog and Firkoff, and is now Stereo (?). Part of Newcastle died the day that pub shut, quite literally in George Vicker's case. It was part of the holy Trinity which included the Trent and the Eygpt cottage. The Trent alone is pretty much the same but the Egypt cottage has changed for the worse when I've been there. The Barley Mow was always best though. Fucking hell I drink in theTyne

Farmers, Portland, Burton RIP

The Trent on match day is one of the biggest bags of shite I have encountered.

Fuck me. Fuck me say's Meenzer Is it a he or is it a her?

Tynemouth, lived in the North-East nearly all my life, but I can honestly say I don't hate the people from any region of the UK, which I think is pretty sad tbh. Football clubs is another matter though. this is not who do you hate but who sounds thick hate is such a strong word like support or muscle

Herro is it me you're looking for

you say Vic and Jon? I say jon n Vic. either way time to move on petty squables not for berb makes me fucking sick.

Fuck me sideways fuck me pink Its not me jokes that fuckin stink Crap rap's what's gannin doon Bringing the bronx te the toon

Who get off that fucking tractor. Spanish farmer

Impressions anyone good at them if so who. Me I can do a mean Blakey from off the buses and that stupid dog off the insurance.

Are the people who claim to know about and enjoy American football tits. Do you have a american team, mines NYG By the way I like american football on the telly would not fancy it live

Thickest breed of Englishman (British) We geordies do not seem to fare well, but western accents, thick as clotted.

Music 70's, Fashion 70's Nightlife 90's Supporting NUFC 90's you as a person 70's

Scavange? I would for certain items ie whiskey cd's money Jewels n gold

IF A WOMAN IS UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING YOU WANK, DO YOU THINK? (A) YOU NEED MORE TIME TOGETHER? ( SHE'S A PRUDE? . . . . . . . . . . . . © SHE SHOULD SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE ON THE TRAIN?

I think there are just two really accepted ones, the Greek and the Latin version, i.e. Patroklos or Patroklus. Is Patrokles really used in the English translations? I do beleive Smeeagain has become a classic

but honest WTF!! Before any pretentious tit comes on saying it's classical, how? Wtf

The old man feared him and obeyed. Not a word he spoke, but went by the shore of the sounding sea and prayed apart to King Apollo whom lovely Leto had borne. "Hear me," he cried, "O god of the silver bow, that protectest Chryse and holy Cilla and rulest Tenedos with thy might, hear me oh thou of Sminthe. If I have ever decked your temple with garlands, or burned your thigh-bones in fat of bulls or goats, grant my prayer, and let your arrows avenge these my tears upon the Danaans." WTF