bobbyshinton

Once going to a old firm match, decided to die me hair blue. DIY job. Too much peroxide on me hair came out green. Did not go to the match

butchers delivery boy apprentice fitter mechy fitter Dray man trolley fixer tiler prod op maintenance fitter consultant HR manager Training manager Facilities Manager Director / owner Proud cos I started at the bottom worked me way up. Happy where I am now Still drink with me ole mates fitters etc.

Pardon me? Nights in White Satin. Never reaching the end

No use appealing that it's longer bobby Here we go right wrist 23.5 cm Left wrist 23 cm

Crave, D&G or givenchie gentleman

can we not just use a tape measure ??? Why the string ? 'Girth' to repeat ...why the string ??? tape measures start from one inch don't they ?? Pwned Gadgies have tin tape measures non of them girlie things out of sewing kits. so we need something more flexible Have you never had your inside leg measured like Berb? That was just a misunderstanding, anyway I got out after appeal

Take the job you would love. 5K a year, you would not even notice it in your take home after a while

can we not just use a tape measure ??? Why the string ? 'Girth' to repeat ...why the string ??? tape measures start from one inch don't they ?? Pwned Gadgies have tin tape measures non of them girlie things out of sewing kits. so we need something more flexible

I want you to have some string and a tape measure. We (me I think) will be measuring body parts and posting the results. By the way I mean wrist, ankle etc. should be a laugh, we could build up composit profiles of each other

Parmeson (sp) cheese Strong cheese allowed to melt. Cheese? Cut the crepe Berb Thats my gal. Was it a blue veined cheese? I remember being on a hen do in Edinburgh and there was a crepe takeaway van in the Grassmarket ?? Had a cheese and onion one ....it was lush at four o clock in the morning

Mrs S and I were sharing a bottle of wine when I said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time". MrS thought for a few moments, then said, "Your dick's bigger than your brother's".

Parmeson (sp) cheese Strong cheese allowed to melt.

I have chilli on, tomato sauce. THEY ARE MEANT TO BE SAVOURY

Best JAws 1 worst austin powers shit

There is allways uproar in the shinton hoose on pancake toosday. I insist on broon sauce on me pancakes Mrs S insists on sugar. Pancakes should be savoury.

Giving up things

The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post. "Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner angrily. "Three hundred quid," replied the young man. Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out £300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said "Here's a week's pay -- now fuck off and don't come back!" Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has that lazy twat been working here anyway?" "He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. . . . . . . . . . . . . "He was just here to deliver the sarnies!"

Not religious thank god.

I did. Can you honestly say you enjoyed your plate of boiled oats? I had porridge with live yoghurt and blueberries. What a depressing way to start the day that his. Normally have 2/3 filter coffee's and Marlboro lights.....But since I gave up smoking...Yes breakfast is a little threadbare. I bet you used to smell lush. Cumberland suasage with Horse radish sauce. Go on G man.

Q. Why did the Accountant cross the road? A. To bore the people on the other side! . . . . . . . ... And while talking about accountants ( I do not think I know one G) . . . . . . . . . Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realises he does not have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker. . . . . . . . . Q. Why do audit firms only have 10 minute coffee breaks? A. If the breaks were longer, they'd have to retrain all the staff. lets hear it G man

My Technical consultant called the offfice today and says, "I'll not be coming into work today, I'm sick, I have a headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt, I can't come into work." I says, "You know something, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later He calls again. "I did what you said, I feel great. I be in work soon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....you've got a nice house."

What a fucking idiot. Got loads Shearer, beardsley, milburn, keegan, macdonalds autographs. British by birth geordie by grace of god Crest NUFC We went to blaydon races Geordies are magic on blue star Back covered with 3 large ones up legs and arms 2 on arse

Jst popped backe to pick up suit. (thats what company owners wear stevie you dick head) My last wishes, should my plane crash and my body is recovered. I want my ashes spread over sunderland. Anyone who knows / met me will know how catestrophic that would be. Have fun (p.s i'm pissed) pps ta cath ppps