bobbyshinton

cheers lads longest thread I've had with smeeagain

How can you spot the Irish guy in the hospital? He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? A Mechanic. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. Definition of a nice Greek Boy: A boy who takes a girl out twice before screwing her brother. What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men miss them all. Why aren't there any Scousers on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future either.

englishman, irishman and scotsman walk into a bar. the barman says is this a joke? lighten up for fucks sake. What is going on, we never used to have this much petty bickering. Even when we were on N-O No offence Berb, but probably the thing least likely to promote harmony is your jokes.

englishman, irishman and scotsman walk into a bar. the barman says is this a joke? lighten up for fucks sake. What is going on, we never used to have this much petty bickering. Even when we were on N-O

Have a good weekend. NUFC 3 WHU 1 A man went to a doctor to have his dick enlarged. The particular procedure involved grafting a baby elephant's trunk onto the end. Overjoyed, the man went out with his girlfriend to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's prick crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?" Suddenly, the prick came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don't believe I saw what I think I just saw...can you do that again ?" With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . ."I'd like to, but I don't think my arse can take another crusty roll !"

I'm your man, but I cannot be bothered at the moment You do employment law Berb? Aye. Always been interested in it, firstly as a shop steweard, then from a management side. It was my specialist subject in post grad. In my position now I handle the emp. law issues I thought you ran your own company and employed loads of people? I do, but because I hire n fire etc and we are managing hundreds of temps and perms I, get involved. (strategic level only

I'm your man, but I cannot be bothered at the moment You do employment law Berb? Aye. Always been interested in it, firstly as a shop steweard, then from a management side. It was my specialist subject in post grad. In my position now I handle the emp. law issues

I'm your man, but I cannot be bothered at the moment

We won't be mentioning that word again today. I really need a new avatar, can't be arsed thinking of one... Stevie will make you one

I think the more the better. If we all agreed it would be a dull lifless boring place ........................................................................................................................................................................................................like N-O Na more the better for me

Same with Bobby Shinton, they don't go back as far as Bill McCracken and Hughie Gallagher days. who, mines on you're mixing me with Rob

peter withe

Never you mind clogg feet, clogg feet, clogg feet, clogg feet sorry just had a childish mo

ESPN had some canny Ali stuff on last night

Did you hear about the fella who mixed his viagra tablets up with his sleeping pills. He had forty wanks. i tried one once, got it stuck in my throat ended up with a stiff neck I tried that new viagra eye drops the other week did fuck all for my sex life, but fuck does it make me look hard!!!!! theres been thousands of them nicked lately, the police are seeking a bunch of hardened criminals

If you did make it, how come it has b3ta.hnldesign.nl in the corner or is that you clogg feet?

oi Shinton, where did you get your avatar, you pilfering Shields dwellwer. Excuse me, I've had that for some time. I believe I had it before you. If not I'm not that much bothered because I'm due a change. oh by the way FUCK OFF Shields dweller Did you fuck, I made it for starters. Stick to your copy and past smeeagain jokes. prove it

Canny bag. mention woor lass again and I will be doon your place

oi Shinton, where did you get your avatar, you pilfering Shields dwellwer. Excuse me, I've had that for some time. I believe I had it before you. If not I'm not that much bothered because I'm due a change. oh by the way FUCK OFF Shields dweller is it supposed to be moving or what? yes. I do not have the knowledge though. Cath did put it up for me once (!!?)

oi Shinton, where did you get your avatar, you pilfering Shields dwellwer. Excuse me, I've had that for some time. I believe I had it before you. If not I'm not that much bothered because I'm due a change. oh by the way FUCK OFF Shields dweller

everyone remember Tudor?

21.05.69 Glasgow Rangers h 2-0 0-0 59,303 ICF Cup Semi-final - second leg [2-0] McFaul; Craig, Clark; Gibb, Burton, Moncur; Scott, Robson B, Davies, Arentoft, Sinclair GR: Neef; Johansen, Mathieson; Greig, McKinnon(Provan), Smith; Henderson, Penman, Stein, Johnston, Persson G: Scott, Sinclair That was my first NUFC match. I had been to some Man utd. matches as a nipper. I was 11 for the Rangers game Remember my mother would not let me go untill later next season after the trouble

get rocking Vic The old couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "but we were probably sitting here stark naked fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we strip off ?" So the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady said, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." . . . . . . . . . . . "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your porridge."