bobbyshinton

get rocking Vic The old couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "but we were probably sitting here stark naked fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we strip off ?" So the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady said, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." . . . . . . . . . . . "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your porridge."

diet coke

seems to be canny craic from the NO(bs) thisn thread is panning out well

sorry if repost, I've been away for a while

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=...oldid=100232012

WTF

went to prague, plane full of Mackems

Fuck off you spastic. well that was a good thread

Can't get in either. I feel a sense of impending doom

Just. Florence decided to "help" but sharp moved when her nose got a little bit too close to the stanley knife.. You want some Florence? Eh? You want some? I'm handy! You worry me sometimes Just got me a usb turntable, playing some precious vinyl, when one of mine jumps on the turntable. Bastard.

For fuck sakes, I think we have a winner.

SKNEEAGAIN

What would your wrestling ring name be? Mine Shinto (yes the s should be threr G man ) Your image? mine a samurai warrior Your speciality move? mine would be the Nip, a spock like grip which renders people inactive (as suffered by accountants) The cowd could chant Nippon Nippon put the nippon (to another one bites the dust) WTF

All right mate

Souness or ainsley Harriot for me

Gemmill sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantle piece," he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer right now!" *** POOF *** He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside." *** POOF *** Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." *** POOF *** and Gemmill's back in his office

An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them £50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple return and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA!"

Some people are idiots from every club though, that's the only point I was trying to make - your numerous comment sounded like you were generalising As for the T-shirts, I imagine some entrepreneurial scallies printed them in anticipation of a win and tried to flog them to get something back from their loss, as you say. Pretty insensitive, that's true, but what idiot would buy one? I was at Liverpool last week btw - looking very nice with all that EU money. Nowt against Scousers tbh, just mentioned it in relation to the Munich '58 Old Trafford thing. I would class Man Utd and Liverpool fans as just as bad when it comes to goading each other, they hate each other (generalisation but you know what I mean). As for the t-shirts, I was having a go at the scallies selling them rather than Scousers in general. I'm 100% behind the Scousers. If a member of my family had suffered as those people's loved ones did I would never forget, nor forgive. I've been to Hillsbrough with NUFC when you think fuck me there is going to be a tradgedy here. Same as at spurs in the cup It could have been us, you need to remember that. AYe, fair enough. Rival football fans are bad everywhere. For me the worst are Scouse-mancs, Us-mackems, Celtic-huns (). Although there are numerous other examples.

Off their most wanted site. Wanted for murder

Spider? . . . . . . . . . . Paddy long legs now thats bored

you're not my payroll bloke are you?

anyone got one? are they any good?

Why did you give a mackem £40 ??? he works for me, it was company money. Blow Job £40.00? Waaaaaaalsend buy one get one free

aye bored as hell.