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teach me to play guitar for fuck sake. Mind I have fingers like sausages and the movement of paddy K.

What do you want? I have some in. The G Man - a punch bag, Renton seems worn out Meenzer - an ice cream maker Cath - Indusrial size cat litter, ouderless Renton - Gum shield and self defence manual Alex - bad of veg and a smoothie maker Shint - joke book

UK No 1's 1971 - 1975 whats yours

cannot be beaten. yum yum

Don't apologise to me for putting a joke up, I'm not the joke polis. In fact I wish everybody would ( a jokeathon) But you should apologise for putting that joke up

what for? where now

When 2 deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time." . . . . . . . . . . . . "If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times

Mackem water skiing

doddle mate leave a couple of tea towels in the bottom (of fridge )

I've won. I would like to thank everyone who made it possible, me mam, me dad all me familey and mostly my religion, shinto. I thank you

thats nigh on woor hoose

say no more

Why would I want any of that 80's shite on it. That reminds me I think I'll watch the Wedding Singer now. everybody hurts REM or what have you done to make you feel proud M People

very small % of my posts are smeeagain. Thats the N-O mentality

It's a disgrace what the NHS pay nowadays like. Seriously though, the place will be full of football tops - mainly Rangers and Celtic ones. Lanzarote is meant to be quite nice. It's good rhyming slang for 'Totty' too. Are you taking your Toon top btw? You'll never see me in a replica top unless I'm playing 5 a side. Lanzarote is SHIT btw, there's nothing to do there and it's a volcanic wasteland. At least Tenerife has distractions like Mount Teide. Oh and last year I went whale watching and that was interesting. And unlike that shit tip Greece you like, you are allowed to flush toilet paper. I've got a place in Tenerife. Never go there don't like it.

bahh

When does yours go up and to what extent? The Shints, 2 weeks before. Tree and rasteful indoor decs. People who do the outside are a pack of tits, but they cheer me up, so well done. The G mans house decs like Abacus balls. Rentons, like the princess's castle Wacky, like brough park. Cat, pussy all over. Meenzer, like times square (newcastle) careful when there it's like a ice rink

Fuck off, for fuck sake That's me GR.

im glad its not just me Also love the smell of the alcohol hand wash we use at work...think i have a problem! You have if you drink it

Heinz Cream of Tomato is lush too. I like the condensed version though - more versatile, delicious when reconstituted with milk (a sprinkle of cheddar too is even better). Surprisingly hard to get now though. milk and cheese? You fucking filthy slag! Liquid Pizza tbh. Try it one day. I'm getting increasingly into soups come to think of it. Can't beat a bit of hot and sour thai style or French onion, again topped with croutons and cheese. You're a cheeky bastard You Billy Ellioted me

cheers mate. I'm trying to go to a matinee and an evening theatre performance. I thought it must be some vital meeting. Aren't the performances you're interested in usually in Soho, or is it Billy Elliot again ? I'll bloody Billy Elliot ye It's dirty dancing and we will rock you.

cheers mate. I'm trying to go to a matinee and an evening theatre performance.

Any London experts? I'm going to London soon. My expected time of arrival 10.42 (GNER) I staying at the docklands Hilton. Is it feasible to get to my digs from Kings cross and back to Tottenham court road by 14.00. Then from Tottenham court road 17.30 to covent garden 19.00. Will I be cutting it fine, will I be able to do it comfortable enough to get a drink and bite to eat?

Gemmil missing in action Lost behind enemy accounts? He gone?