StevenL

Maybe we've found our place.

The £10m million a season extra helps.

To be fair they're perfectly vaild excuses.

How far ahead are you? I'm old fashioned I just watch it on Sky Atlantic. Episode 10 is coming up on Saturday I think.

It doesn't. But it's scary how close poor teams like Villa and Sunderland are to us. I hope for LBT's sake he is a wum. His Sunderland playing better then Newcastle craic is unreal.

I think they gave him abit of stick and he shrugged his sholders. Just charge him for being an absolute cunt. He can't exactly argue the case.

Annoying when someone replies when you're trying to explain what happened.

Could have photoshopped her birthmark.

That has got to be one of the worst front pages I've ever seen. "Hairy Corn Flake nicked"

Another twist in this exciting saga. I'd rather shag Tulisa then hang around with a fat pregnant woman.

Are we dropping Simpson or Jonas for Ferguson?

Photobombing? No. Photoshopping? Yes.

Abit strange, HFH have their own day.

I didn't believe in hypnosis until I seen someone walking down Alnwick highstreet walking like a chicken. It was just so embarrasing and unfunny you wouldn't keep doing it for a joke or a trick. They tried it on me but it didn't work. Probably got something to do with my ninja focus.

Apparently you're only born with 2 fears anyway and I doubt a pill could get rid of these fears.

Not really a stat, but is this fact legit? "theres 869 days between birth of ronaldo and Messi. There are also 869 days between birth of ronaldo jnr and Messi jnr"

"aster-retard"

I'm not even sure what the point I'm trying to make here is

Up in the air? Man U, Man City and Chelsea going for the title, Reading QPR, Southampton, Wigan, Stoke, Norwich fighting relegation. Things seem to be falling into place this stage of the season.

I hate when, just because they've had a great result, every player gets praise. Ambrose and Commons were shite Everyone else deserves praise. I think it's time we as Newcastle fans accept that Forster isn't a bad keeper.

Just? That's a quater of the season gone.

Is he young and Serbian?

Well played Ant

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