Kevin

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself. ------ A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer." ------- What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help. -------------- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour. ----------- Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

Flights to Amsterdam.

Do you care but?

Am I the only one that finds him a little bit creepy..

Bye Jose

I'm joking It's good, can't wait til next weeks!

Stevie, why aren't you a tanned muscle machine like them other Geordies?

Jamouse's bff is crying.. pussy

I love it

Apparently that imogen girl is a singer.. she's been doing gigs all over manchester.

YEAH 5-0 FUCK YEAH!!! SCUM FUCKING YES!!

Comedy genius from myself if i do say so.

Stevie in the wrong again.

When yer buckin some bird and she puts a finger up your anus.

Thanks for the assurance.

5"6 Being brought in to replace Carroll.. Good'un. Next..

Mong

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Word on the street is we're in for Rooney. Get him on Fifa, DEADMAN.

Beat the shit into him DEADMAN!

It's official now, it's giggs. MP said so.