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''Brummiemag'' Well I have my reasons for supporting them, not least because I used to live in Newcastle as a kid. And Ive never been called a glory hunter before!! The word masochist springs more readily to mind than gloryhunter.

I think Rob W needs to tell CT what happened, and who went missing, following the October Revolution in 1917, and what Stalin did to folk like CT following his rise to power. The enemy within

I've got one of his suits. Only for special occasions, you understand. I love designer gear.

Nil By Mouth is a good one of his. Rather like a story following on from Scum, but a canny watch (though disturbing at times) imo.

I wonder if the council will put a blue plaque on the side of her house, so people can add it to their 'to see' list when visiting Newcastle? And, of course, for the local wannabe mongs who all want to be her can visit also to be inspired.

I wonder what'll happen first. NUFC getting sold, or me making love to one of the chicks on this board? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Which is exactly what Alex said i.e. He's not Dubya.

Bloke tries to smuggle an expensive watch through Heathrow Customs, by strapping it to his knob. Customs guy says to him, "Got the time on ya cock?"

Trying to de-'nuclearise' the world ?? I thought he was just using that as a wake up call to the rest of the world in respect of Iran i.e. in six months time coming out with "Look, world, I really want to de-'nuclearise' the world because I'm Barak Obama, a really, really, nice guy yet Iran keeps pushing on with it's evil intentions. We are going to have to attack them now." Surely the award should have gone to Gordon Brown for 'asking my ministers about cancelling one of our new nuclear subs, to de-'nuclearise' the world' (despite the truth of the matter being one of finance, rather than being mr nice friendly guy as he tried to portray).

A few weeks ago Craig told me to download somethingorother so I could see me holiday snaps on my laptop at home. This I did, and all was hunky dory. Now I'm at work, and my laptop wont show my pics. I cannit recall what it was to download, or which thread the advice was given in. Soooo, what is it I need to download folks ???

Fuck, you answered that quick, I accidentally deleted the original. Can I tempt you in a click yet (have dinner first). Narr, no chance. I never find it difficult to avoid clicking on links I don't 'fancy'. The warning from Wack was good enough for me.

Oh I can't wait for Stevie to read this!!!!!! I'm fairly new on here so you'll have to explain this to me. Is it a good or a bad thing? Stevie is a dyed-in-the-wool, ultra proud-to-be, Geordie and LOATHES southerners (though he's really a good lad and it's all pantomime stuff in all honesty) - especially NUFC supporting southerners. Southerners getting their hair cut at 'Jeffrey's ' or paying £150 for a clip could well result in a few broken blood vessels.

Watching Lovenkrands crying, as the two threaten to set his Rangers shirt alight. Taylor: "ha ha, suckers. I AM off, and here's my Everton shirt to prove it"

From Whitley Bay, you say?? But that can't be so, as we only ride choppers or (Vespa/Lambretta) scooters cause we're cool

I haven't seen the clip, but would I be right in thinking there's a motorbike for sale ? I might be interested.

Hoi Snakey .....I haven't "done" a southerner yet It's only a matter of time, I guess, as I'm told you're 'going' around the country. A bit like football fans doing the 92 clubs thing. Just wanted to use that smiley really It's little eyes move!! Nice one

Oh I can't wait for Stevie to read this!!!!!!

Why isn't it called Gotham City ?? There's no such place as Gotham Town. Nor Gotham City, really, but there is in a pretendy sort of way. Things that make you go hmmmm. (as the song goes)

I think it would've come out if there was such a clause. Aye, you're probably right. Now then, back to the shirt sale.....

Hoi Snakey .....I haven't "done" a southerner yet It's only a matter of time, I guess, as I'm told you're 'going' around the country. A bit like football fans doing the 92 clubs thing.

No doubt loads of pics of your (ex?) lass S/mom, well 'trolleyed' and getting to know the out-of-towners.

Glad I didn't clicky the linky. Reminds me of an e-mail I was sent of an Indian bloke on top of a train who got electrocuted and then burst into flames. Nice. Not.

I see Radgi's lurking. Terrified some of your 'snaps' might include her in various states of alcoholic haze.

Talking of Shay, and in particular his low fee, did anyone ever consider he might have had that clause in his contract i.e. £6m ?? It might explain how citeh (best supported club in the history of football. FACT!) got him so cheap. It wouldn't explain the crass stupidity of getting him on hire purchase though.

"Hey, YOU! So you're supposed to be the arab billionaires buying the club? Yeah, right. FUCK RIGHT OFF, you're just more of Ashley's pretendy buyers. Go on, DO ONE." A short time later: AP reporting imminent purchase of NUFC by Arab multi-multi-billionaire-trillionaires collapses, following abuse by players at training ground.