snakehips

He hit her twice ? That girl can sing

What do you know?? You're wellied most of the time! You wouldn't know what the feck you're listening to. I must be ...my next post was gonna be "but I lurrrvvve Snakehips" Rock on Yahweh I said you're wellied 'most of the time'. Other times you are well in command of all your faculties - like now.

I don't have Sky and I'm at work. Still, thanks for letting me, and others, know.

"One day at a time, sweet Hova, is all I'm asking from you." (as the song goes)

The Metal ABBA tribute band are coming to town soon. I have to say I'm tempted. Tom'll have the old air guitar out now, giving it large.

What do you know?? You're wellied most of the time! You wouldn't know what the feck you're listening to.

Ok, you can stay. But only if you get your fuckin' hair cut. Girly.

I say ban Tom! All this power has gone to his head. He even posts in threads without reading the previous posts. BAN TOM!! ;)

I hope he wasn't Toonraider I've been trying to get into her/his knickers for years!!!!!!

No. What does it matter to us carpet baggers where the good/decent/class players go ?

Uruguay v Argentina. I wish I could watch that. They fuckin' HATE each other. With so much riding on this game, it could well be quite spicy.

Nowt wrong with Abba. Some of us are confident enough in our sexuality to like them

Hey, ye better not start!!! You're the one posting clips of UFC or whatever, which has as much hilarity as getting a wank of Fish's cad fingers.

I'm with you, KD. Get a fuckin' grip. You're just talking to some people ffs. Pills potions etc etc etc. What's the world coming to ?? ;)

Agreed. This thread is shit. Lock.

I'm your coal man? If you are, is it really that small ??

I largely follow this theory as well. I figure I'll not take pain killers so that when I'm old and the pain killers are really needed I'll actually get the benefit. I do have a cut off point though. If I still feel like death at 6pm the following day I will take a plink plink fizz.. Or go to the pub or both!! You sound like a mother telling her kid not to wear his coat in the house 'cause "you'll not feel the benefit outside, otherwise". Some of you fuckers need a good slap.

This is my view too. MA, by his own admission is a gambling man and given our more than decent start to the season; he must fancy our chances of getting back up. From there he'll look to sell quick, but get back more of what he lost. However, he wont spend a fucking bean in Jan and try to get back up on the cheap. Unfortunately, we wont as we'll succumb to the inevitable Gallowgate Curse and we'll be playing the Tea Lady on the left wing (mind you, my ITK tells me that whilst she's not a quick as Jonas, she knows how to cross a ball). On the chances my cynicism is misplaced and my lack of faith is shown up - we'll get promoted and Ashley will double the price of the club, whilst selling Jonas, Guthrie, Nolan and Saylor. No one will pay that kind of money given the level of investment required and we'll get relegated with the lowest points tally in history of the world.Ever. The only way MA will sell the club this side of May 2010 is if the SFO step up their investigation and he needs the liquid assets to strike a deal to avoid jail. There, I've said it and now the world knows. My optimism is counter-balanced by an over-active negative imagination which surfaces from time to time. Or maybe it's just 'cos I've only had 3hrs sleep We wont need any new players in Jan, as Sherla and Barton will be back to 'bolster the squad'. Simpson will get another loan deal to stay til the end of the season. Sorted.

Disastrous eh? Can you still hold the Kleenex Seriously though, why not move to the Caribbean Not the answer, unfortunately. They have internet in the Carib. Keep thinking, though.

I've just had a look at the pic, and, you know what? I fuckin' hate that shirt. All that shirt says to me is 'Ashley'. Images of that fat fuck wearing our great colours. I fuckin' HATE that shirt.

Awwww, has poor fishywishy got cold fingywingies ? Bless. Get a fuckin' grip, man.

Is CT Redheugh/SS ?? Is he just trying to get as much biting on here as he's getting on NO posting as SS ???

Apart from the salt content ?? Surely all ready meals - no matter how nice, or how much from a good source - contain adverse amounts of salt. Homemade curries, on the other hand......yum yum.

And the exportation of electricity to UK ! What a fuckin' great country we live in.

I thought today's announcement was coming from the yooessay, and not some shitty comment in the Ronnie ?? Or am I missing something. My mrs told me she is having an affair with the coalman. I don't really mind, as it means I'm getting cheap curl. There, that's far more interesting than the sale/non sale of NUFC. Anyone else got some juicy stories ?