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Othello? The Mousetrap? Death of a Salesman? ?? Video screens at football grounds = shit. No, SHIT imho.

Pol Pot. A merciless killing despot, or just a misunderstood out-of-towner? Discuss.

Glad to hear it Chips 'n' gravy :D :(

Me neither

It's 18:22, and mrs went to see her mother over an hour ago. Here I am with me tummy rumbling. Wimmin

I heard he's demanding to meet Barack Obama, or no deal. Fat Ash offered tea with Desmond Tutu, but Keegan (aka Messiah) was having none of it. As a last throw of the dice, LardAsh tempted KK (aka The One True Living God) with a month's swimming lessons with Duncan Goodhew. Keegan (aka one of the only men who has a true feel for the club) almost caved in, but at the eleventh hour went back to his meeting with B.O. as the only option he would accept. That's what a club insider told me, anyway.

I have a bad feeling about this game. I hope I'm wrong, as I would hate to see a smug look on the dog wanker's face.

I see our match tomorrow is going head-to-head with ESPN's coverage of the Fulham v Arsenal game. Hmmm, something tells me we'll spank them with the viewing figures. Agree?

Something tells me he will be fantastic for us. (a good post for someone to chuck at me if he is crap )

Congratulations. btw, you never sent the cheque for the sperm.

remarkable, papers report somethings gonna happen, redheugh repeats it and some people cream themselves But aren't today's press just following the lead of George Caulkin in yesterday's Times? Caulkin seemed to be the only one we could take any notice of. Talksport broadcasting today that 'Ashley may have to put the club into Administration if the Keegan deal is too high' :spit: :spit:

Oh well, at least there's good news today about the AIDS virus.

He'd be able to add the three stripes himself around the sheriff's badge area.

Is he that Sillious Soddous chap on N-O? As soon as the news breaks, he'll be on telling one and all he told us so :spit:

She has fans!!??!! Jeeezus 2b, do you fuckin' practice this ??

I wouldn't go that far! Neither would we.

She told her 'fans' ????

Tom's obviously workshy tbh.

Exactly, they sound like an old overgrown family run business to me, where some woman plays a big role in the company and she needs a kick in the minge due to her shocking attitude, might be wrong like.

Is it true you only got the job because you told them you're an Admin on a message board ??

Jimbo's telly. Dare we allow just a smidgen of belief and hope into our hearts ?????? Crikey, it really sounds suspiciously ominous.

That's how I met mrs Hips. I opened the front door, some 20-odd years ago, to find some drunken sot in a state of collapse. Soooo, being a good Christian, I took her in. She now has her own 'flat' in the basement, with shower and all manner of means to keep her entertained during those long hours when I'm not visiting her.

Gr8 nooooz tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooj Make sure you get a new shirt and baseball cap, rather than sometheing the burger flipper that walked out last week after two days wore I truly hope that anyone else looking for work, get it as soon as possible.

He's probably just been offered a role in a Hollywood blockbuster which starts filming next month

I got slated the last time I said this, but I'll say it again: Have physios coming on to the pitch like they do in Rugby League so the game can continue. Too many times footballers feign injury getting the game stopped for nothing - IT GETS ON MY FUCKIN TITS If it is indeed a serious injury, the ref will become aware fairly soon in order to stop the game for a legitimate reason.