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I totally refute that statement. That's my home town you're talking about, and I'll have you know we have a more up-market type of slag frequenting Whitley hostelries of a night.

Is this something to do with Hova, or am I just confused ?

I always admired your craft hova. And as for calling tom a gimplord, what's wrong with that ??

BBC News: Rioting bursts out in Northern Ireland, over football shirt auction.

"mind me ears, please" is always you're first comment after sitting down, I bet. Only joking, Besty, only joking. I get me hair done in Shiremoor when I'm home. £7.50. He's a football fanatic, so the patter is usually good. He used to be in Whitley until his landlord wanted to take the piss. I get me hair cut here in India for £2.50, which includes a head massage (it feels like being punched by Ricky Hatton afterwards, though). Funnily enough, I got me hair cut yesterday morning for less than a quid, and one bloke asked if I wanted a leg massage when I was in the seat . I declined his most generous offer.

I've heard that Las Vegas is a la rage for stag parties these days.

Is it not that awful song by Bette Midler ?? (she gave Robert Zimmerman a blow-job in a NY taxi once, I believe) (that's not in the song, though). "Higher than an eagle shite shite waffle waffle"

It was a commercial deal, I hear. NUFC now have the first option on all the kids out of the Isle of Man, which, I hear, is pretty good cos they all have three legs.

Yeah, yeah, go ahead and laugh. Make you feel big, does it? Well it doesn't, and it doesn't help him either. It's his name. He can't help it. *sniggers, trying desperately not to laugh out loud at the unfortunate moniker*

I think I hate most referees. Some of the decisions they make are disgraceful. Exibit One is the tart who 'refed' our game last Satdee. As for linesmen 98% of them (I've done a survey, so don't ask for my proof Fop) wait until the ref makes his mind up first, before they flag one way or t'other. All referees and lineos should be women with no clothes on. I would like them a lot more then.

That's certainly a connection (which I wasn't aware of) although I don't see how anyone could hold that against the bloke at the same time. Could have been attempting to help a future investement. That said it does concern me a little just how close Moat is to Ashley, I mean I can't help get rid of the niggling doubt that Moat could just be a front with Ashley still lurking somewhere in the background. Either way I don't think Moat's done himself any favours with the fans by associating with Ashley so closely, the only thing convincing me that Moat's okay is Shearer's alleged endorsement of the bloke. First of all, the academy stuff is old news and has been mentioned several times in this thread. I still dont understand why anyone seriously thinks a long standing MULTI MILLIONAIRE newcastle fan would jeapordise his reputation by playing along with Ashley. And personally I give Moat loads of credit for conducting this whole affair quietly and not touting himself up constantly as others have done. The only thing I see holding the sale up is Ashley saying YES. Everything else seems to be in place. Who's the chick ??? She hasn't had the pleasure yet

Having just finished reading this thread, can I suggest the following: AlanSmithsFirstGoalForTheToonGol ?? A tad too long, perhaps.

Ahem.....*taps foot, with arms folded, expectantly* I used to love that yank bloke who came on in rubbish threads with "hey, what's going on in this thread guys" or some such. Baron Von Fat, was it? Class

Lush... See where the GWR fm bit is ?? Well, for years and years and years, those seats never existed. If you see old footage of Ashton Gate you'll see that there was this fucking ugly brick wall with virtually fuck all in front of it but it had the seats behind. Ugly shithole. Less ugly now, but still fucking ugly. I think I heard them twice the whole game.

How the fuck we did not win this is beyond me. It's days like this that I fuckin' HATE football. Chances, chances and a shit referee. Bristol City are no more than an average team who were there for the taking. But, NUFC, being NUFC, couldn't do it. FFS. Bristow fans almost as bad as the QPR lot.

The "5 point 2" could be sung whilst having the five fingers of one hand showing, and the two fingers of the other - in the direction of the pinky and perky.

A 'harshly awarded penalty'. Bollocks. The lad's hand was way up in the air and it should never have been there. 'brilliantly saved by the keeper, Cerny' Whaaaaaaat??? Does this guy know anything about football?? It was one of the shittest penalties ever. My fatha, who is in his 80's and has a gammy leg would have saved it.

I'd take both of them - at the same time. WBAB. How long before their players become free agents and available for transfer (non payment of wages will result in breech of contract). Is there anyone we could want/get ??

:icon_lol: I hadn't thought about that until you mentioned it!! Happy days.

Could it possibly be that the Tribunal were playing safe with an award of (just) £2m ?? Any more and it could have snowballed on and on, with the Club challenging every decision. £2m is a good wedge, which surely Keegan will be happy with. And, most importantly for me (and most rational fans imo), the case has been proven in Keegan's favour. The judgement and award means, unless LardAsh decides to play silly buggers, that everything is sorted (bar the question of interest) and can be put to bed. For me, the above is probably nearer the truth, which blows out the water the pathetic argument from some quarters of "Keegan didn't get what he wanted, nar, nar, blah, blah, blah". You're once, twice, three times my Keegan. And I lo-ove you.

....to get away from the thought of 'slit the bastards throats', when hearing the latest story of these three peadophiles; one of which was a nursery 'teacher'. The more I hear of these sick-minded animals, the more I want their throats slit. Does that make me a bad person?

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Alonso lobbed him from miles out when Harper slipped trying to make up his ground. Is that what you're thinking of, maybe? That's the one. I thought it was Alonso, but my mind was confused by Kennilworth Road. I now realise that the Kennilworth Road thought relates to Alonso doing it in an FA Cup game there on tv a couple of seasons ago.

Thats about my "knock backs" to "chat ups" ratio. I still carry a condom though. Have you thought about wearing a mask? A spidey mask on his cock ? Hey, what a great chat up line "You wanna see me spidey cock?". Hmmm, maybe not.

QPR should take a lot of credit with continuing throughout the game to take it to us. I can't recall any time wasting, whether winning or drawing, and continued to go for the victory throughout. Harper almost made a classic clanger last night - ambled out to clear a ball about 20 yards out, only to mis-hit his clearance straight to one of their players about 40 yards out (he, luckily for us, put his shot wide). Come to think of this, was it Harper who did something similar last season, or the season before, away from home somewhere?????? There's a bell ringing in my head, but I can't recall the details.