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ahh........Noelie. Those times under the board you criticised were really shit weren't they ? ahh........LeazesMag. Pray show me my criticism of the board....any board...that as you say I criticised. Get your miner's hat on and start digging. If you said it, he'll have it!! I reckon Leazes has a file on everyone on this board containing anything of any note - especially if criticizing the old board . If you even misspell Shepherd, it goes in the file.

Did you know that Mel Sterland was an extra on 'The Lord of the Rings' film? He apparently earned himself a bonus for not needing make-up whilst playing an Orc. Diuof (sp) would make a great character in Dr Who. No need for makeup either.

Probably wants a bit more, in order to sign the non-disclosure agreement they will have probably attached to the deal. Fuck the money, Kevin, tell us what went on!!!!

Such my hnob. Swallow me coch.

Knobhead.

Snakey. After it's dad

Very good, Thomas, very cryptic :icon_lol:

Do us a favour and fuckin' do one, Zorro

I'm glad we played a patchwork team and didn't suffer any more injuries. I can't help feeling that we would have been beaten with a full strength team! I've only seen the Leicester and Plymouth games live, and the WBA game on the telly, and I am not convinced about us tbh, not convinced at all.

Bot off then

Great line

Nice one, Pud.

:icon_lol: Sorry.

And NO MACKEMS. Sorted.

Don't remember that lyric mind... Thicko. "she had a tash, above her gash, which was so very smellyyyyyyyy"

You lot are thick as fuck! Tell them, Craig.

Pele's my auntie and I've fucked him/her. I win.

Went to see Dorian Gray this afternoon. Don't. Just don't. Don't even think about renting the DVD from Blockbusters, when it comes out.

And to cap it all off, that cockend Adrian Durham supports them. I rest my case, m'lud.

I would have put the youngest team out. Take out as much risk as possible to first team players. If we get knocked out, so fucking what.

Was musing about this, and that, yesterday. We seem to be continuing to be a big draw, not just for our own fans, but for tv. If we can manage to get promoted, surely we will be able to get a decent new shirt sponsorship deal ? Obviously not as big as Liverpool's, but one which would allow us to spend a few quid on players if we did indeed get promoted? Add that to season ticket sales and we would have a few options available. All we have to do now is get rid of LardAsh and get promoted! Seemples.

Did anyone see the start of the Everton AEK game on Thursday? They were discussing the new extra 'assistants' and showed a game going on somewhere in europe with a contentious 'was it over the line' incident. Fat, hard man, Stan Collymore comes out with a classic 'How can the extra assistant tell? The post is in his way'. Pat Nevin then tells fat, hard man, Collymore that if the ball crosses the line, then the posts are not in the way. Collymore's fat face was a picture. Twat. Leave the time keeping up to the ref. Man Citeh (best supported club in the history of football. Fact!) had just as much opportunity to score themselves yesterday.

Continues to be overrated, for me.

But, but....he's on fire at the moment Well that's what the comentator told us last week (Spurs v Man U), following Lennon's blind alley running which won a penalty for England v Croatia and his rubbish cross into the box which, luckily for Lennon, Gerrard got his head to, to score.

Apparently so... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...ves-closer.html For some reason i'm not very excited about him coming in. Ashley mark 2 maybe No, Moat Mark 1. Moat looks like he doesn't have any dosh, but at least everything the bloke will do (if he does take over) will be for the benefit of the club (though some supporters might not see it like that at the time ).