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The problem we have is that this football club is like a box of broken biscuits. NUFC is a complete shambles from top to bottom. No ifs, buts, or maybes, NUFC will do well to get any sort of organisation ready for next season. However, I'm still alive, despite our relegation, so I will continue to support the team. Onward and upward - fingers crossed.

If talksport are saying it, then it must be true. Luv to know where they are getting their information. Just put me down in the 'Doubting Thomas' camp.

Nyehht.

Adverts trying to convince us the actors are actually professionals from another walk of life. The Asda advert where the bloke has the board for £1 upside down. Oh how hilarious, the bloke didn't know his card saying £1 was upside down All the young actresses in Corra with their whitenened teeth and tanned skin. The prog really reflecting real life there then. Drivers who continue to indicate right, and then take the exit to their left. USUALLY WHILST I'M WAITING TO GET ON TO THE FUCKIN' ROUNDABOUT, BUT I CAN'T CAUS I'M EXPECTING YOU TO CONTINUE ROUND IT, YOU MONG. I COULD EASILY BEAT YOUR FACE TO A PULP WITH A BLUNT ICE PICK FOR DOING IT, YOU CRETIN :angry:

I think it was Aaaaaalreetlike who posted the album cover one many, many, many moons ago. Whilst that one was good, I have to admit I cannit be arsed to bother with this one. I'm sure I'd get most of them like

Aye, was watching some of it (missed the start). That Dr King was really overrated, like.

Surely Sir Bobby Robson will have been on the phone to Ferguson asking him to try everything to beat Hull. Surely not wanting to see an old friend like Bobby suffer even more should be enough for Ferguson to try and beat Hull ?

I think it could well be Andy Thomas like.... Paul Stephenson, Paul Goddard, Darren Jackson, Andy Thomas and, I'm fairly sure, Peter Jackson ?

The 'school run'. Kids can walk, you know. MAKE THE FUCKERS WALK, AND STOP BLOCKING THE ROADS YOU MONGTARDED RETARDS. EDIT: Mongtarded parents who didn't/wont get Zoe, India, Chloe, Zak, Jack or whoever the MMR jab CAUSE ONE FUCKIN DICKHEAD 'DOCTOR' SAID IT LEAD TO AUTISM, YET ALL THE EVIDENCE/TESTS/RESEARCH PROVES OTHERWISE

I'm a right sap when it comes to tear-jerking things on telly, but crying over football?? Never in a million years.

Watched it live as it happened. Never forget it as long as I live. Was at my mother-in-law's house and ITV were on the telly. They announced something was happening at Bradford and went over to show the events. I don't want to watch the video, but the thing that stands out in my mind among the events is a policeman coming back from the stand (or as near to the stand as he could get) and his hair bursting into flames half way back across the pitch. Sad, sad stuff.

Can't blame him. Why the fuck would he want to hang around for??

Quite relaxed tbh. I had all the heartache/woes/sorrow/annoyance following the Fulham game. I'm now in Championship team following mode.

I remember, as if it were yesterday, seeing two magpies on the morning of our cup final v Man United, and thinking it was an omen in our favour. :D <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_<

Load of drivel, iyam. Quite why these people preach to folk who will probably know what the BNP stand for is beyond me.

Who wrote it??

Obviously a personal attack on us, thinly veiled as a report on the general feeling of most football fans. The bit about our celebrations against Boro got me . If anyone couldn't appreciate why we were the way we were, they don't know a fuckin' thing about football. FACT!

Don't worry about it. After all, we're only being nice so we can all come to your house for holiday. Just as long you didn't think we like you!!

I know the accent, it can make a 17 year old sound about 80. It's only for one night like. We've got a big slot through the day where we're doing nothing, are there any large golf courses knocking about? There's a golf course on the south side of the harbour entrance. Don't know what it's called, but there's a pub called The 19th Hole (surprisingly enough) near it. Well, there used to be, as I aint been there for a while.

Union Street. Surelythe worst street in UK.

I could be wrong, but I think LM wants Dave to open his mailbox.

Hi TIM. Welcome. I'm the sane one.

Fuck me!!! If I'd stopped and read all that waffle in the OP we would have been on to the next stage of evolution by the time I'd finished.

I wont be watching or listening. Deliberately. My blood pressure would not handle it.

Was thinking today that it might have been a good idea (if it's actually possible) for any slagging posts to get transferred into one big thread entirely full of slagging off posts If no replies were made, it would just be one almighty list of piss-taking/slagging off posts which would make quite funny reading imo. Could possibly go gerld, if you think about the type of troll posts we'd be getting Or am I 'wide of the mark' ??