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Don't know how we didn't get something out of the game. We were shite, but we tried and tried and tried. Hit the post, two great chances saved, one cleared off the line, one disallowed. We are shite, but Fulham deserved to beat us?? Not for me. I am stunned, angry, bewildered and really downbeat.

Saturday - decorating the bedroom. Quick dash to SJP to watch a game of association football. Decorating the bedroom. Sunday - decorating the bedrooom. Time out to watch a game of association football from Wembley. Decorating the bedroom.

It's a bad story all round, for me. It's a poor 'song', and I'm quite surprised so many Spurs fans found need to join in with it - regardless of their feelings for the guy. It's not racist imo, btw. It's also a sad day that a 'song' has seen it's singers brought before the beak. As I said, a sad story all round.

Why wont you pm me the link? To annoy you, obviously. Now, yes or no? Do you want me to post that link? And what's with the Lily Allen obsession? Now you've really lost me. Do you, that's you Douglas, want me, that's me by the way, to post the link? You're now officially a fop-lite

Weird. Daddy's hand looks a bit skeletor anarl. Must be from south of the river. Not sure which river, but defo south of it.

I blame the fans.

Chopper

I think I might go retro for this game. Hmmm, maybe the green Asics third shirt will get an airing Are you insane You where exactly the same outfit, you go exactly the same route, you drink the same pint served by the same person in the same pub, you you bring mrs hips to the same unsatisfying climax at the same time in the same manner. You change one part of the routine you entertained for the game against Middlesbrough and we lose? Well sunshine, you've let yourself down and you're not to be allowed back on here You're right. I'll not change a thing. *phones the dry cleaners to arrange the Ku Klux Klan outfit being ready tomorrow morning*

*straightens tie* Hellllooooooooooo, Ellie.

what, give me all your money Ashley? No way! fuck I hate that cunt almost as much as danny b We always wear the new kit for the last home game of the season don't we? Ashley's still a cunt regardless He speaks very highly of you!

Anderson ?

Post thief. Check the IP address.

Pingel ?

"...were said to show...." "...appear to threaten to sexually assault him..." We should ask Piers Morgan what his thoughts on this are.

Fifa clamping down on the debt?? I cannot see that happening whilst R. Madrid are the way they are. If it were only English clubs in debt, I could see Fifa attempting something, but not whilst Real are in hock so much as well (even more soon, when they sign Ronaldo and whoever else in the summer).

I think I might go retro for this game. Hmmm, maybe the green Asics third shirt will get an airing

Oh no, he's mocking the accent. How utterly original! And a newcastle fan taking the piss of my club... :lol: Keegan :scratchhead: Good to see you like Keegan, a lot of people here do as well I'd imagine, I predict you'll adapt well to toontastic and become good buddies with everyone here. I preedict a royut. I preedict a royut.

The question is, are you refusing to answer the question??

There seems to be a bit of a groundswell of opinion that Arsenal could cause an upset, though I can't see it myself. Hope you're right though - on both bets!!

That did happen mate-he's still here now and we're reigning Premiership Champions, going into a Champions League final next week. Stevie stands to win £60,000,000 on an accumulator if we win and has agreed to share it amongst forum regulars. You disappeared a few years back and Souness/Roeder/Allardyce was just a bad dream and you've just re-appeared in your shower. The down side is you were caught wanking by your missus when she found you. She was more annoyed at the fact Pam Ewing was in the shower with me, rather than that I was having a ham shank.

Just remembered hoyin' £20 on a 'dead cert' a couple of years ago. Some bloke who wanks off Michael Owens' horses, or summat, told someone on here that Claudio Ranieri was NUFC's next manager. :o :lol: :scratchhead: <_< <_< Whatever happened to Chestermag btw?

You mean pictures like this might be more useful to her? Being a man, I don't recognise it. Is it an aerial shot of a commode ???

Reminds me a bit like Ameobi.

Anyone who doesn't consider 2k a fantastic win is a nerb, imo. tbh, I only read this thread yesterday and couldn't help but think of your bet when I saw the Teddy Bears' result last night. Even before last night, I thought Celtic would win the spl. However, the CL final is really difficult to call, but I think Man U will just pull it off. Fingers crossed it all comes off for you.

Wimmin. Drawin fuckin' pictures when they should be washing/ironing etc.