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It's got no problem with very strong langiuage - I know that much - going as far as the C word. Cockermom ????

Neva hord of it. Has it got tits in it??

You've always been known for your nice skin, s/r

tbh, I'm not nervous at all. I don't know that we will beat the smogs, but I know we can, so I am really quite relaxed.

If we lose tonight I will be absolutely devastated. Numb tbh. The thought of not being good enough to beat fuckin' boro will just be difficult to comprehend. However, I'll remain stoic, go home, kick next door's cat (as usual), then beat the wife up (good job she's off this week so no-one will see the marks).

After all his talk of the great managers he's played for showing faith in their players, Shearer's dropped players week in week out. Reminds me of when Homer was Bart's Pee Wee football coach and he spends all his time cutting players. "Good practice, kids. Now it’s time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I like your hustle....That's why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team....Except you, you and you."

Wash yer mooth oot. Philistine.

Not me. I said I would shag you right from the off.

If you had said you were called Steve, things would have been oh so different! Maybe iam called Steve Hi, welcome to the board.

If you had said you were called Steve, things would have been oh so different!

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=23353 OMG ROFL LOLSPURS etc. etc. How does it go? Game, Set and.....????

No, missed it, Alex. I've no great knowledge of blues, but when Clapton plays his geetaar it just gets right in my bones, man. And I aint joking. Just mind-numbingly brilliant. It's from 1969. Bet it's on youtube. I'll check it oot sometime. Thanks.

No, missed it, Alex. I've no great knowledge of blues, but when Clapton plays his geetaar it just gets right in my bones, man. And I aint joking. Just mind-numbingly brilliant.

Blues Britainnia. Doc about British blues between the 50's and 70's. Really good. followed by: Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood, live at Madison Sq Garden. Utterly, utterly, UTTERLY burrilliant. Probably worth this year's licence fee alone, in my 'umble opion (as Uriah Heep would have said it).

Not another fucker caalled Steve!!!!! Welcome, anyway. Stay clear from Fop and Soccermom. They are twins and, unfortunately, some of their brain cells were left in the afterbirth.

Fail. Back on track. How fail, teacher?? He said bungle, so I said accomplish. What's wreng with that, like??

Accomplish

Back on the sauce? Narr. Four and a half months without a drink, and no regrets at all tbh. Stay up, and I might have a glass of Babysham in celebration

Transfat and oestrogen There should be a transfat window, I agree.

King, where are your people now? Chained and pacified. (ten points for telling me who sang that) "That's... what my heart....yearns for now. Love and pride. A couple of blasts from the past for yers. As for Ledley, good on him for chinning a bouncer imo:D

Curry sauces = shite imo. Make your own for a far better taste. Not to mention the lack of additives and salt in your own curry.

Too true!

Body of Lies. The first film Di Caprio has made a fantastic performance in imo. Crowe's character has been done many times before i.e. the dishevelled boffin bloke, but he carried it off fairly well. A reasonably good story with some good scenes and some amazing mobile fone signals 8/10.

Could be just another of these marketing ploys where they have a limited amount of rooms at that price (i.e. twenty rooms throughout the country!!) and when you attempt to book, the message 'no more rooms available' pops up. Then, when you go on an hour later, there are countless more rooms available at the normal rate.