snakehips

Happy New Year everyone. I hope '09 brings you all good health and happiness.

99 Braun shavers. 'Ladies things'

Thanks, Ant. btw. Ant? Short for Anthony, or just a reference to your diminutive stature ??

I want FACTS, Tom, FACTS, not your assumptions!! 15 pts? You could be right there :icon_lol:

I was having a discussion with two drunkards on Sunday (Meenz and Alex) (I was stone cold sober, btw, being a good Methodist) and we were discussing the 12 point deduction for Football League teams going in administration. Does anyone know if this applies to Prem teams also ????

Reports are that no-one has noticed!!!! :icon_lol: btw, thanks, Besty. But for you, I would have been an hour late for the game on Sunday! There again, should I be thanking you ?? I'll wish everyone a Happy New Year tomorrow. I'm in UK.

It wouldn't half be a curved ball of monumental proportions if MA did spend some (big) dosh this Jan. You can imagine the 'but, but, but, but' and 'he lied, he lied, he lied' etc etc exploding onto our screens from the message boards :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

No. When he gave the fuckin ball away in midfield.

Just an aside, but it isn't half worrying when I find myself wondering if the 'one old bloke' is me, or not. Of course it's not me, but it's depressing for that moment when I realise I'm falling into that catagory. :icon_lol: Anyway, Pud, do I put my mortgage on us getting relegated or not ?????

When given a chance this season Shola has done ok = 3 goals and 3 assists I think and unless we do some serious transfer business Shola will be an important part of the team. Question: was one of the assists you mention the one leading to Spurs' equaliser ?? :icon_lol:

How can it be, when only a few of us seem to know the FACTS! ??

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Love the L & L at Horsely. Mrs hips says to tell you (and everyone else) that The Hearth across the street from the L & L does the 'best cheeses cones ever'. How about The Angler's Arms on the way to Rothbury?

Your post makes me think we should sing 'Given is a Geordie' song for him. As twee as it sounds, I can't pay him a higher compliment tbh.

I'd help you if I could, tooj.

We could do with a few bonfires/burnings at the moment, what with the cold! I've got a few snorkers to cook and some marshmallows to singe whilst we sing around the fires. Would it help the world if we chucked on a few Jews as well - after the homs and Catholics have gone out ??

Really? From what I've seen it's always Israel is a monster, Israel is the biggest threat to world peace etc and the new channels seem biased towards that view. There's always two sides to these war debates. People should feel sorry for the Jews as well given the persecution they have had to put up with for centuries/milleniums. Erm.. I think a nation armed to the teeth bombing civilian districts with no air defense doesn't bear one iota of sympathy. It's barbaric and totally unwarranted and disproportionate. If America had any balls they would stop all aid to Israel immediately. No, but the people bombing don't exactly represent Israel as a whole and it's population in the past who have suffered from persecution. The Jews were banished from England in the middle of the 14th century. Things like that, as well as the introduction of internment camps during the Boer war, don't half make one proud to be British. EDIT: there's a sentimental tear in my eye as I type *sniff*

Mrs hips wanted to see Australia. I took her to see it this afternoon, but warned her that it had been panned by the critics. I'm sure most of you remember Pearl Harbor? It is as bad as that. Utter shite.

I think it was fatty Pressman who BBC reported we had signed when Keegan was here as manager (the first Coming) and Pressman was at Sheff Wed. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Wasn't he already loaned out to P.N.End ?? Anyone know how he did whilst there?

Doyle? Please, God, no. Are we so shit that we are going to repeatedly get linked to this shite class of player?? No need to answer that!

Even if we let Given go, there is no way we would pay £5m for Fatty Kenny - no way on this earth. If Given was sold, Harper would step into the breach as first choice and the young 'un (the big fucker, who's name escapes me right now) would go as number 2.

Cos we and every other prem team's supporters have been down this road time and time and time again when some shitty striker scores loads of goals in an inferior league and the call goes out about 'sign him, sign him' and they are never any good in the top flight. I'm off to read some English. Night.

FFS!! Do you not think every fucker is 'looking for the next Andy Cole' !!!!! :icon_lol: Sorry, GT, but you must be pissed, or summat after posting that lot.

Owen ran around a bit yesterday. Kuyt ran around a bit yesterday as well. However, Kuyt had his midfielders flooding forward en massse at every opportunity supporting him. Nuff said. Our problem is central midfield, not Michael Owen, not the back four, not the wingers .(imo).