snakehips

QVC, Bid tv, Price Drop tv and Ideal World !!! I just love the sales pitch these folk put out Just bought a camcorder the other day from QVC Got it today - looks mint.

I found this out yesterday. I was downloading it for an old pc I'm trying (unsuccessfully, so far) to resurrect. Blind leading the blind tbh. Aye, you're reet there, lad Methinks it needs a new h.drive; now I have to decide whether to fork out for one (h.d) or bin the whole lot. Decisions decisions!!11

I found this out yesterday. I was downloading it for an old pc I'm trying (unsuccessfully, so far) to resurrect.

So you'd like to see Wacky's 'talent' eh ?? Getting confused about your sexuality in your late teens, Magmaman ????

Anyone else watching this Britain's Got Talent business? Have to admit I fuckin' love this type of stuff Quite why the orange tumbletots got through at the expense of Flava, beats me!!

Mrs hips is at the cinema watching this shite, as I type. Words fail me.

That's one stool of thought, I suppose!

That's one story that has been raised before - the strain on Gerry Francis' face when we beat Spurs is another, the PLC is another..... I remember that story and couldn't help thinking he was talking bollocks when he said it.

Was it ever established as FACT! why he left ?? I have the story about him wanting to buy Signori (sp) but wasn't allowed to - though that could be bollocks.

Sorry but this thread opened my eyes to the practice of sitting and wiping, I can now say that I'm a convert, I really don't know how I survived before. To be honest I thought you were moonlighting, you were dragging the team down anyway. Rectified. Rectumfied, shirley ?? Glad my name isn't mentioned in such a thread. Surely the next ten pages could be devoted to how much bog paper you use per wipe ??

Well that's probably true. Plus, better managers than him haven't conquered all with massive funds. Not that I think he's a bad manager. Old folk like me will always raise a smirk at Malcolm Allison at Citeh (greatest supported club in the history of football. FACT!) in the 70's

I was making the point that, with unlimited funds, I think KK would never be satisfied with what he had, as player after player caught his eye which he would want to buy to be 'the last piece of the jigsaw' (as one of KK's favourite saying goes).

Re: Thompson leaving NUFC, all those years ago. Doesn't the story go that Thompson and his fatha went to see Keegan about a new contract and their demands seemed rather excessive - especially seeing as NUFC had 'stood by' A.T. following his injuries in a car crash? I could be wrong, but I seem to recall Keegan saying he was stunned by the Thompson's demands at the time and told them to get stuffed (probably more politely than that though). Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

I was just thinking along the same lines, especially re: the Francis Bacon and Lucien Freud purchases of late. Also, did you see him when Terry missed? He was smiling. Is he really that arsed? I'm in contact occasionally with one of his 'buyers' here and she was given a season pass to his box at the bridge, which tells me he really wants to build something and wants other people to enjoy it along with him. There will be 8 plasma's on his new boat, primarily for footie watching. I think it's a catch 22 as he wants beautiful football but also winning football which is mightily difficult to deliver. Yes I think there is a time limit and attention span issue and the next manager will perhaps be his last crack at it at Chelsea. IMO there are about 3 managers who can deliver fluid football: Rijkaard, Wenger and Klinsmann (KK wouldn't survive 5 min's in the Chelsea set up). Just imagine what Keegan could have done with Chelsea's (or Chelski's anyway) resources though. It would have ended in tears. Keegan would have continually bought more and more players thus meaning an unsettled team and poor results. IMO.

Bawan's known to give the best handjobs around Gateshead, or so Snakehips tells me. Give it a go. It was all part of a research project.

No, but I do know the Alnwick Pataks if that's any help ??

Some Bullmastiff done a kiss and tell no doubt. So it's Rover and Out then ??

He was usually called in by the BBC *spits* to do punditry on the lasses football. I could never tell if he actually liked what he was watching or just feeling totally let down like the rest of us. (wonder if they will ever have changing room cam for the ladies football ?)

Snakey, first the slick hips moves on the rack of Torquey and now you're sliding in on poor old berb's territory. You know deep down all you are doing is bugging old Bobby! Just sharing the joy

Monkeyman!

That was your best yet imo, Berb Love jokes like that e.g. Bloke goes into a pet shop and says to the chap behind the counter 'I'd like to buy a fly, please.' 'I'm sorry, sir,' says the fellow behind the counter 'we don't sell those.' The bloke says 'But you've got one in the window!' :icon_lol:

He's been religious for a long-time. Not sure if you're mixing him up with Jonathan Edwards though No, I'm fairly sure it was Peacock. In the early days of football on a Sunday (whatever next !!!!111) someone (sure it was G.P.) reportedly said he wouldn't play on that day. Not that it matters

Loved their stuff as a youth, but I doubt I would go to see them now. I wont dance, in a club like this cos all the girls are fucking slags and the beer tastes just like PISS Nightcluuuub, I'm a member of the nightcluuuub a fully paid up member of the nightclub. Nightcluuuub, is this the in place to be? Nightcluuuub, what am I doing here? Nightcluuuub, watching the girls go by spending money on BEER! Summat like that, anyway (in me Two Tone gear, of course!!)

Some bells are ringing in me heed about this. Was it Peacock who didn't want to play on a Sunday, in his early career, due to the religious reasons ??

Correct, Alex, you didn't. But we all know that J69, upon reading your message, will have jumped to the telephone to call SJP. Then, after my most pertinent advice, Luckyboy got his knickers in a twist and spoilt, nay, destroyed, the genial ambience of this thread. Off to have a spam fritter Who are you again? Dapper Dan, the advice man