snakehips

I was wondering when someone would notice it Erm, some of us noticed it straight away but thought it too shite to mention!!! btw, Besty, I'm only joshing widya

Also, mobiles are good for receiving vids of Paris Hilton giving head

A life size day-glo Besty head to send to people you want to scare.

Probably the first and last time, well at least before the watershed Walt Disney couldn't draw you tbh He's like a young Freddie Kruger (sp).

Facebook, eh ??? Sometimes I'm glad I'm a Luddite.

KK: "Jon-Arne, I'd like you to come to newcastle to be back up to Enrique" JAR: "Sounds great, Kev. I am sick of being back up at Liverpool, so I will deffo come to Newcastle to be Enrique's back up" You must have mistaken my post for a serious one. That's what I thought I need smilies, man!!!!

I take it it's just a filter thingy, then? I have Norton on here which I'm told is canny good - although it costs of course. Look, I'm just an unknowing Norbert when it comes to all this stuff so be gentle

I'd have him back in a shot. A week or two of fresh air and he'd be back to normal.

Going through stacks of e-mails and I find one offering the above. For free. Is this worth doing or should I just delete it ????

You sure it wasn't 'lazy fat pig', as that insult is a la mode these days?

Good stuff. I have been on a few days now but didn't see you.

I will probably recognise him if I saw him then, as I recognise some of those films. Although I didn't see Brokeback Mountain due to my Baptist leanings

Shouldn't be nothing new for you Snakey. You're quite wrong, sonny. Yes, a contract is usually agreed prior to my participation with such ladies. But once they have experienced the hips' treatment, no monies were ever exchanged - as gratitude.

I don't wish to appear insensitive (which I may appear now) but what has this fellow done to warrant such world-wide headlines? Genuine question, btw.

You have to pay???? I was told by my sister a while ago that my name was cropping up regularly. I didn't get involved as it would only result in broken marriages following the chicks falling in love with me again! You have to pay ?????

Welcome, by the way. Keep posting.

KK: "Jon-Arne, I'd like you to come to newcastle to be back up to Enrique" JAR: "Sounds great, Kev. I am sick of being back up at Liverpool, so I will deffo come to Newcastle to be Enrique's back up"

Feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

why? whats a matter with it? Jonny has a 'condition'. If he sees your sig during a full moon all hell could break loose (a potential Hartlepool Bow Saw Massacre). o.k... o.k...

Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy! (in response to your sig )

Tanqueray Gin, you Philistine. Neva hord of the stuff, Alex I bow to your greater knowledge of the alcohol habits of the royal family Made by Gordon's, only posher. Definitely what it got its 'By Royal Appointment' status for, i.e. Margaret getting stuck into before taking a (very) hot bath. Ouch!!!

Watching the game on Monday night, I wondered if there is a greater moaning bastard than Hyypia in football? Archetypal scouser, I guess.

Tanqueray Gin, you Philistine. Neva hord of the stuff, Alex I bow to your greater knowledge of the alcohol habits of the royal family

Aye, and whilst hubby is greasing up the dentist's bike, the dentist has you drugged up to the eyeballs and giving your big ends his own type of servicing! Fair trade, I guess, for free dental treatment.

Hips junior passed the news to me last night. I have to say, my immediate response was: WHO????