snakehips

The dude on talksport has just mentioned this book and said it had rave reviews. Anyone read it? I read it a few years ago and thought it was SHIT! Full of over-the-top (no pun intended) descriptions of feelings/situations and the main guy seemed to be going down the mines every other fucking day. Well?

Oh, Cath! You're far better looking than that ugly ginga one! But, if that's what you want to be likened to......

I expect that to be the case too, meaning yet another transfer window purchasing midfielders... Sell one, buy three - just to be on the safe side

If I go too early, I get to drink more than two drinks = pissed snakehips EDIT: Maybe I should start drinking Irn Bru and keep the bottle in the pocket of my sports jayket, eh S/Mag??

I'm expecting him to be found guilty but get a fairly lenient punishment due to his defence of a misunderstanding due to cultures etc etc. He will then be sold in the summer.

FUCK ME!! I cannot remember that at all!! Thanks Alex

3/4 way up the North Stand. Webb was terrible tbh. Had a great game, apart from missing the foul on Saha, which was inside the box, not out. Blaming the ref for the 3 goals are you Brock? Was that the one in the first half? I thought the challenge was inside the area but BBC *spits* didn't show a replay. Motson, nearing the end of the first half: 'If Reading score again, it will have been a real topsy-turvy first half.' Is that right, Motty?? Motson, around 80 mins: 'If Reading get another goal, they will be right back in the game.' Is that right, Motty??

Renton, it is quite clear that when someone comes along and says something I agree with, I say so, as shown recently ref Missed Sticks, and snakehips. The league positions, pre-1992, and the standing and overall performance of the club back up what I say. The improvements we have made as a club since that time are also beyond dispute. Unfortunately, public comments, and dividends do not affect the performance of the players. Do you think this is to blame for failing to turn up for 2 FA Cup Finals, a UEFA Cup semi final.. Was it not a quarter final?

Fuckin' skinny bint should spend some time in the fat lad's hoose!

Why??? Because they spoil everything. I have to say that I am in Alex's camp, regarding USA and football.

The first two words on my CV I have them in quotation marks between my first and second name. If the interviewer mentions them I shoot him with two index finger pistols and tell him "Those are my middle names" As one would surely. Not me! I stand up, run round the chair and sit back down again with a 'There' to finish off.

Bullshit. What? My comment, or the possibility that Fowler was heading to USA??? Saying that the rumor is bullshit. It's not going to happen. I said I may have misheard as they (the folk on the radio) were talking about it when I walked in the room with the radio on. I'm 90% certain that is what they were saying, but without hearing the whole conversation I can't be certain. One way or another, we'll see. As good a striker Fowler is, I would have thought he was too imobile to do any good in America. We'll see. Considering the amount of rumors surrounding players and the DP rule, the fact that there's been virtually nothing about such a move on this side of the Atlantic suggests that it's nothing but tabloid/agent talk. Ho hum! Seems like I have got reasonably good hearing after all!! The Coach of New England (somebody or other) has confirmed that he has held talks with R.Fowler. However, the Coach stated that a major stumbling block is the finance.

The first two words on my CV The first three words, even

You pedanic wa

Somehow I reckon if it had been , and not Reading, it would have been

TalkSPORT are reporting that the kid has been allowed to stay with his mother. Let's just hope that some crumb of knowledge has entered his mother's thick skull and she will now help the kid lose some weight. I suspect that we have not heard the last of this, though.

Department S Hey, Norm, that's the very band Move over, Radgi, Norm's da maan! You calling Radgi a man? sure someone else did the other day too No I said nan not man! alreet man Man alive, man!! Anyway, until we have photographic evidence, or there is an appearance at a dwinkies pre match, we cannot be certain that Radgi is indeed female. Snakey setting his "honey trap" if you will. Shshshshshsh, you! We know Cath, Toppo and Toonraider are all tasty chicks as we have seen them either in person or on celluloid (God, that sounds soooo old, yet soooooo good at the same time ) but Radgi remains just a name on a message board. Message in a bottle. EDIT: Apologies, Alreetlike, I forgot to mention you EDIT #2: And Mags!!!!!

Tiffany's Big City Tips??? I think we're beginning to get a picture as to why Scott sought a career in finance

Department S Hey, Norm, that's the very band Move over, Radgi, Norm's da maan! You calling Radgi a man? sure someone else did the other day too No I said nan not man! alreet man Man alive, man!! Anyway, until we have photographic evidence, or there is an appearance at a dwinkies pre match, we cannot be certain that Radgi is indeed female.

Department S Hey, Norm, that's the very band Move over, Radgi, Norm's da maan!

I'll be able to 'do' the voice on Cath on Satdee Well hellooooooooooo EDIT: Trouble is, I'll only get a raspy 'whatchyouwant?' in return I look forward to it I hope I do get the raspy 'whatchyouwant?' in reply. My answer will be 'a double bacardi and coke'. Yum yum

*In best Chuck accent* Uuuggh, I, uggghh, have just helped to make that. I, ugghhh, wonder if my thumb and the rest of my fourth finger are in that?

I'll be able to 'do' the voice on Cath on Satdee Well hellooooooooooo EDIT: Trouble is, I'll only get a raspy 'whatchyouwant?' in return

Bullshit. What? My comment, or the possibility that Fowler was heading to USA??? Saying that the rumor is bullshit. It's not going to happen. I said I may have misheard as they (the folk on the radio) were talking about it when I walked in the room with the radio on. I'm 90% certain that is what they were saying, but without hearing the whole conversation I can't be certain. One way or another, we'll see. As good a striker Fowler is, I would have thought he was too imobile to do any good in America. We'll see. This isn't 10 years ago Snakey. Okay. Change finisher for striker and the point I am making is more correct (is that good English?? )

Weakling tbh. I had a leg amputated and was back playing withing a fornight. Seriously though, I would not expect to see him until next season. Fingers crossed, all comes good.