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Does Parker apologising mean I can put my crossbow away?? Not for Parker, but for the fuckhead who got his name in the paper following his complaints *dreams about the old Strongbow cider advert*

I don't know who Rodders has his eye on, but there is a clue in which direction he sees our priorities (of which I totally agree, by the way) lying, in part of his piece about Sibierski/Critics. I'll paraphrase Rodders: ".....it's essential that Sibierski remains fit for a couple of months..." Hmmmmm, what can he mean???? That something happens in a couple of months eg the transfer window??? Does his statement mean he is targetting defenders???? Figure the rest out for yourself.

I fucking love you all This site has helped me (and me brother) so much. From 'puter probs to car insurance. I wouldn't swap youz guys for anything. Well, when I say anything.....

I'm witcha bro Been trying to get insurance for Hips jnr today. As he's not 18 yet and it's his first car they (Tesco cheapest) wanted £1700-odd !!!!!!!!!!!!! All up front and no instalments !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooooooo, Quinn Direct, I think it is, in Ireland have quoted £1490 with instalments allowed. Still a fucking big wedge, but better than all the rest. Car insurance; stupid, just stupid. Calm down, it's only an advert.

That really made me laugh

But does it? What are all the folk who called for his head and want him torn limb from limb and sent back south in a box, never to play for us again going to say about it??????????? Precious supporters: love 'em

You and 'Shandy are also in. I was waiting for that loophole regarding peasepudding to be exploited by someone. That loophole has now been closed through legislation now, though.

You're in Being born north of the river is a BIG +. I think I am not giving any secrets away by telling you that we have certain interlopers amongst us that are not what they masquerade as..

Wash your mouth out with soap!!!!!! Rodders has told you, and everyone else, that Carr is in the form of his life.

The quango (I love that word) is a non-starter I'm afraid. Due to N.O.G. cut-backs, our staffing has been 'down-sized' leaving only yours truly to investigate all applications. As it is now only me handling these, my 'IN' tray now measures a foot-and-a-half of application forms (though having a quick scan of them, some seem that they will be automatic rejection due to extremely shoddy grammar and spelling ) which will take some time to process.

1. Howay 2. That's disgusting 3. Pfft. Come over here and learn something about cold. 4. I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1864 on a summer's afternoon... Sure I got something wrong there, wrong date perhaps? And many Geordies are originally Swedes...or something. Many Geordie words resemble Swedish words...for example bairn-barn. And remember: You're home is where your heart is We regret to inform you that your application to join the Nation Of Geordie has been REJECTED Your singing of The Blaydon Races was far too close to be acceptable (if you listen to some of the fuckheads who were born and bred around Newcastle sing it, you would understand what is required ) And the bairn - barn thing is interesting. Our local term for home is pronounced 'Yem' (someone can tell me how it's spelled correctly) whilst the Norwegian word is Hjem. Also, our word Gate is a Scandinavian word of the same for road, I believe. You're still rejected, though I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1992 on a summer's afternoon... Fucking 'Sky boy' Nation Of Geordie, Renton. Portly Freddie's cult along the lines of Nation of Islam. Whats sky boy? Hmmmm, just in case I am not being set up by you lot, I shall explain 'Sky boy' 'Sky boy' is a term used by Leazes to anyone who he believes began supporting NUFC when Keegan was manager and SKY were obsessed with us. When you used 1992 in your version of Blaydon Races, I used Leazes' 'Sky boy' term for you - in jest. Crap, I know, but so is most of this thread - something I claimed it was right at the beginning

1. Howay 2. That's disgusting 3. Pfft. Come over here and learn something about cold. 4. I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1864 on a summer's afternoon... Sure I got something wrong there, wrong date perhaps? And many Geordies are originally Swedes...or something. Many Geordie words resemble Swedish words...for example bairn-barn. And remember: You're home is where your heart is We regret to inform you that your application to join the Nation Of Geordie has been REJECTED Your singing of The Blaydon Races was far too close to be acceptable (if you listen to some of the fuckheads who were born and bred around Newcastle sing it, you would understand what is required ) And the bairn - barn thing is interesting. Our local term for home is pronounced 'Yem' (someone can tell me how it's spelled correctly) whilst the Norwegian word is Hjem. Also, our word Gate is a Scandinavian word of the same for road, I believe. You're still rejected, though I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1992 on a summer's afternoon... Fucking 'Sky boy' Nation Of Geordie, Renton. Portly Freddie's cult along the lines of Nation of Islam.

Leave the tea ladies out of it. It's not their fault Portly Freddie gets the cheap tea bags from Aldi.

It's proabably your subconscious flashback to when you had that drunken brawl with Kieron Dyer outside Blue Bamboo and gave him his current eye problem (hushed up by NUFC). Are you saying Cath is like a big beastly man? Known fact surely? Cath is a babe, no two ways about it. Mind you, I wouldn't like to cross her And now that you two have, I hope you get it

No need for you to worry. You qualify due to time spent contributing (though some may say, soiling ) these boards Just ring-fence Poland to keep them interned, whilst you're on manoeuvres, and you can remain part of N.O.G.

It's proabably your subconscious flashback to when you had that drunken brawl with Kieron Dyer outside Blue Bamboo and gave him his current eye problem (hushed up by NUFC).

Ramage: "Can you believe it? Anton whatshisname has given you a '9' !!!!!!" (Strictly Dancing programme on BBC *spits*) Paddy, you do know I was joking, right???

1. Howay 2. That's disgusting 3. Pfft. Come over here and learn something about cold. 4. I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1864 on a summer's afternoon... Sure I got something wrong there, wrong date perhaps? And many Geordies are originally Swedes...or something. Many Geordie words resemble Swedish words...for example bairn-barn. And remember: You're home is where your heart is We regret to inform you that your application to join the Nation Of Geordie has been REJECTED Your singing of The Blaydon Races was far too close to be acceptable (if you listen to some of the fuckheads who were born and bred around Newcastle sing it, you would understand what is required ) And the bairn - barn thing is interesting. Our local term for home is pronounced 'Yem' (someone can tell me how it's spelled correctly) whilst the Norwegian word is Hjem. Also, our word Gate is a Scandinavian word of the same for road, I believe. You're still rejected, though

Ah divvent get the impression that summat is about to happen, like Last night's game was good for these reasons: 1. The photos prove there is good team spirit. 2. The photos prove the players realise what this club means to the fans. 3. We created numerous chances against a physical side (with Watford getting away time after time with deliberate fouls and shirt pulling) who are in the lower reaches of the Premiership. It is teams like this that we need to beat. Yes, it was in a cup competition, but it proves we can beat them; if we had taken our chances we would have scored 4 or 5. Of course one swallow does not a summer make, but winning breeds confidence - we all know that. Imagine if we had lost Of course we have a lot of problems, but I reckon that the players showed last night that they are up for the challenge. If we can keep Sibierski fit we may just have a chance to pick up some points until Jan when we can get another striker in. Fingers crossed we can get at least a point at Citeh (team of the best football supporters in the history of football. FACT!).

Hmmmm, a famous victory yet two sad bastards above are in danger of being exiled from N.O.G. Off to witness the victory Nite peeps

Jeez, Renton, I wish I could buy you that beer I owe you right now! Savour the victory, mate, and leave the rest for another day Rentboy's right though, snakeflaps... Snakeflaps??? Bloody snakeflaps??? Seeing how we won tonight, I'll let you off

Jeez, Renton, I wish I could buy you that beer I owe you right now! Savour the victory, mate, and leave the rest for another day

Agreed. Maybe just give us the cup now for winning a pen shoot-out at the 14th (?) attempt. I'm off to stand outside SJP tomorrow with me 'Shepherd In' t-shirt on Knee-jerk? Moi?

Told you we wouldn't, er, what, er that we would win the shoot-out Bobby Moncur gave the MOTM to Ramage - said he was a defender first and foremost; nothing fancy just does the job. Moncur also said Carr had a stinker.

I'm off for a bacardi. We NEVER win penalty shoot-outs