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I wish to clarify that I was only joking. Just in case some of you had the feeling I was serious Fucking Outsiders !!

Where did you get that pic of Rob and Leazes ??? *twangs banjo. da da lang lang lang lang lang lang lang lang*

The nearest airport with a 'plane to Tyneside???? Been there many many, many moons ago but can't remember a thing about it - probably pissed as a fart most like.

Okay, we can have a test to see if certain outsiders can enter. For example: 1. Spell Howay (that is the correct spelling, obviously) 2. Eat a whole stottie with chips and gravy. 3. Go down 'the quayside' in the middle of winter without a coat. 4. Sing The Blaydon Races using the wrong words. ps should I have put this crap in General Chat?? Or, just not bothered at all? Go on, I can take it.

Should they be allowed to post on here? Or even be allowed to read it ? Portly Freddie is right - the Geordie Nation is all that matters. Execute all outsiders

Think I might just tune in tonight. Might be very interesting. Velly intellesting indeed, Mr Bond

What? The piss up? (don't fret, as we opened a tab on your account ) The Jimmy Carr gig? Toontastic.net (bringing Newcastle fans back home) ? What, exactly, did you forget??

Never want us to lose. Simple. If we win, great. If we lose, tough shit. If we do lose though, Roeder will be on a knife edge imo.

Took mrs and miss hips to The Melton Constable (Seaton Sluice) for lunch today. Miss hips was up for the weekend to see her daddy as it will be towards the middle of next year before I am able to see her again (no, I'm not getting a spell at Her Majesty's pleasure). Dropped her off at the Metro an hour ago and I could hardly see because of the tears in my eyes! I'm such a fucking cry baby

A Diamond Geezer Apologies

Somebody, I don't know who, should be hung out to dry for this.

If you're fishing, then you've got me. That is exactly the type of striker we need NOW to keep us up. I don't like him, but he can score goals, hold the ball up and put himself about. Of course he is not the future of NUFC, and in any other circumstance I wouldn't have him anywhere near SJP but desperate times call for desperate measures. Maybe I am being foolish and overreacting, but I am just so fucking scared after witnessing that shit on Saturday that I'm considering desperate measures. Our midfield is reasonably good. Our defence is on a par with most of the mid-table, lower, clubs. But our striking options are bloody frightening.

It's both of you, really!

Got it!! Straight swap of Ronaldinho for Bert Luque !!!!!!

Looking at the style of his jacket and shirt collar, leads me to suspect that pic was taken at a Neo-Nazi rally

Filmed entirely on location in Whitley Bay

Souness on his left, but who's that on his right??

Hey, I crack the shit jokes here!! I'm sure I've seen him on a 'gentleman's video'

If his name was Christoph DOOM I might have thought he was the right man for us..... Okay, shit joke, but I don't hear any better from you fuckers

I had some very un-Christian thoughts reading this. Is that cos you is a muslin?

He looks like a man under pressure, pale and ill. It's clearly getting to him. When he came out for the second half in just a shirt, my mate turned around and said, "That's Shepherd getting the tie and suit dry-cleaned in time for Tuesday's Sven press conference". If I'm totally honest, Rodders is just an uglier version of Tony Blair; all sound-bites and actions to impress on-lookers.

Biggest laugh of the day when the Man of The Match was announced!!!! Having been fucking substituted!!

Gemmill, is he available? Seriously. I fucking hate Sutton, but we need someone who takes no shit and causes defences problems. Whilst this target man does this, knock downs and scraps fall to other strikers eg Rossi or Martins or Dyer. We NEED a strong-willed target man who can put himself about and cause defenders problems. Plain and simple imo. I wish Sibierski had played on Sat as I would have been able to form an opinion, but as he didn't I can't.

We are discussing the problems (perceived or fact) of Dyer. We are discussing the faults/failings of Dalgeish. We NEED to fathom out what is required NOW. No doubt you have all read my incisive, well-thought-out, posts that what we need now is a striker With a striker, I reckon we can still get sufficient points to stay up. And staying up is our utmost priority - not ANY cup competion. Getting a striker is not going to be easy especially until January so whether we can get someone who is available (loan perhaps) is something I don't know. Is there a striker around who is almost finished but can act as target man for a few months for us? I'm not sure if getting rid of Roeder is the right way to go. As I have said in the past, any new manager is a real gamble and to get someone else in now could well be a wrong step. So, folks, what is your solution to our problems?? Realistic solutions. Team play, tactics, personnel ???