snakehips

SHATIT!! It's a fookin' monsta tbh. I've had it off twice and I've got two kids - dangerous weapon that pencil!

For what, exactly??? Krul was signed by Robson, was he not? Nah, Souness. You could be right. But Robson probably thought of signing him, which makes the actual signing by Souness irrlevant tbph:D

I see on .com part of an article from Monday's chronic. In it, Roeder casually mentions the probability that Shola will not play again this season

http://www.petesplace-online.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=469 and http://www.petesplace-online.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=480 Whether that'll help you or not I don't know but, as I've just been informed that I've been provisionally selected for redundancy, I couldn't give a fuck! I was just thinking this lunchtime how some people are really unlucky to get made redundant at this time of year (not that any time is better, of course. You know what I mean) This is just the pits and I cannot begin to say how bad someone losing their job makes me feel. I hope it wont be long before you're back in full employment - if you do indeed lose your job.

Hate that question because usually the answer is 'Well, to be honest, I'm thinking how I feel pretty bored and distanced by/from you right now.' Although the answer I give is 'how nice this is.' Reminds me of a true story I posted on the old toontastic board many, many moons ago. I was lying in bed with mrs hips, one fine Sunday morning. The nubile Mrs hips leaned over and asked, 'What are you thinking?' So I told her. 'I hope Liverpool get stuffed today!' She didn't seem interested in 'getting it on' for some strange reason after that

Wonder what colour his piss is? Why?! Why would you wonder what colour his piss is?! Just following that other 'wee' thread

Wonder what colour his piss is?

I've been 'approached' twice by BA stewards over the years Both declined, I must admit - though it's always nice to be asked Must be my good looks and cute ass, I reckon And camp demeanour. As Cath says: I'll see you tomorrow!

I've been 'approached' twice by BA stewards over the years Both declined, I must admit - though it's always nice to be asked Must be my good looks and cute ass, I reckon

...but I am bored and wishing to use my new-found skills, I just thought I would post this:

Lersh if done properly. Less so if it involves rubbery codfish. Speaketh for truth. Fuckin' rank.

BA profits down today I see. I can't see things getting much better for them tbh. Until they start employing cheaper staff. Oh, they're already doing that. When I was last flying BA, after going through the last search of my hand luggage, prior to boarding the aircraft (following two previous security checks - both with x-ray machines) the cheeky bastard checking my bag had the nerve to look at my boarding pass and thanked me using my christian name! 'That's Mr *******, to you' I replied. Cheeky fucker.

If he does play and hasn't scored, oooh, at least four, by the twentieth minute, I shall loudly boo him. Repeatedly.

This was actually done at Eastlands, home of the bestest football supporters in the world. Ever. Fact. Now that's unbelievable. Something that was admitted by the Citeh chairman and should never, NEVER, be forgotten.

Scratch out all the live footage i've got then of Most Brazil matches from '58 and '62, all Brazil matches from 1970. Hours of Madrid matches from the 50's and 60's. Several Ajax and Holland matches from the '70s and a shed load of other stuff. Coupled with Escape To Victory. Okay, we'll give you that. But otherwise, you know sheeet man!

For what, exactly??? Krul was signed by Robson, was he not?

The bookie's-type pen? We talking about bogus prizes or your shortcomings in the trouser dept.

I've got too many - they wouldn't all fit on the top. Some of them would have to go right in the middle of the burning pyre. Why you think I made the point about the papists being only a joke, my dear? I didn't want you reading this and getting the wrong idea. Pillories for the Catholics, but not burning

Van Basten ?? Good striker, but not as good a player as Zidane Well if you're going to be picky Mr Hips I shall have to remove Puskas as well then, but on ability alone and for what he done Marco has to be there. I would have included Romario and Muller as well but no doubt Snakey would have picked on that as well. Gerd Muller was a favourite of mine as a boy and he can be there as well. Puskas MUST remain as an equal to Zidane imo Romario? No. You must be sniffing nail polish, or summat

" You're unbelievable. Du, du du,du,du. Du,du,du,du,du"

Van Basten ?? Good striker, but not as good a player as Zidane

Stolen from talksport. Whose effigy would you like to chuck on the bonfire? Cathlics, obviously (i'm a stickler for tradition), but who would it be? Me? Right now, probably Roy Keane or Jamie Oliver or Ruby Wax. Decisions, decisions. This is just fun and does not imply I would really like to put any of the three above on a fire. Catholics, maybe, but not the three above. Please note, the catholics bits are only a JOKE btw!!!!!!

Let's not forget Frank Pingel.

The bookie's-type pen?