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He's a very naughty boy!

Is this a piss-take, or a real event??

It will be interesting to hear the lads' who went there views, but listening on the radio this sounds as though it is entirely down to the players - not Rodders. If we do lose (NUFC just equalise ) then missed chances will be to blame, not the manager. As I said, on the radio this sounds to be the case; it may be different in real life.

Sibierski, Duff and Rossi all against the goalie. Sibierski goes for goal and hits it straight at the keeper. If only he had put it across for one of the others it would have been 2 - 0 Useless twat

A Krul blow

Handy hint: White text on a grey background is still visible, el stupido! Or visible if you use the quote option... white text .. soooooo oldskool toontastic. That's exactly why I did it N.O.G.

Rumour has it that the recipients of these hampers from Radgina, question the loss of the miniature whisky and brandy from within said hampers every year. Just what i am heard, like.

So this Lloyds is a bit of a containment area, then? I get the drift. "Yo, bro, whatchabaht?" "Yo, bro, man, just back fro the 'tto" "T'ghetto, bro? Ya mean Chappel Park? ( )" "Nar, bro, Lloyds at the Gate, man, bro, man 'ting, man"

Is that a bit like a goner kebab Or just a boner ???

Hmmmm, work needed on the correct size for posting, me thinks!

Lord knows what size portion is too big for the Gemmill's gargantuan gob! The mind boggles. *is off to google images to have a scout for Desperate Dan cow pie pic*

As Portly Freddie proudly boasted regarding Gullit's departure: 'If he hadn't resigned, I was going to sack him.'

Further proof to modern strikers that to score a goal you don't necessarily have to whack the ball at 100 mph. Watch and learn.

Not to be confused with flask. Throwing thermos flasks at aircraft would be just plain stupid. And certainly not to be confused with flax.

"I am from Byker and I used to fight my way into school and fight my way out again." Aye, fight your way to the front of the queue at the tuck shop "...but we have the weather..." WTF??? It's fuckin' miserable, man "We're on the verge of the Roman Empire, which is why they built the wall." WTF??? "I cannot get on the pitch with the players." Try getting in goal, Freddie; we wouldn't concede any goals

Parker is on the verge of becoming a nationalised Geordie, so you are skating on thin ice in respect of your continued position within N.O.G Nation of Geordie Skate carefully.

Apparently all but me and you off this board e-mailed FFS pleading for Rodders to get the job. Just what I heard, like Didn't you see that email??? I think it was something like this: * sorry Cath That's the one!!

From 'thousands' of e-mails he received telling him to give Rodders the job, we are now down to 'a number'. Something tells me he received, maybe 20 e-mails. N.O.G. Nation of Geordie

I'm with Parker on this. I didn't see what he did but I reckon it is just a reaction to his own frustration on how things are going on the field, rather than having a go at the supporters as such. If anyone boos him the next time he plays, they will be just plain wrong imo. We need Parker on our side; if we alienate him we run the risk of the rest of the team giving up tbh. 25-yard screamer from Parker will put everything right

Apparently all but me and you off this board e-mailed FFS pleading for Rodders to get the job. Just what I heard, like

I like CF tbh. And stop banging on about 'brief encounters'......had enough of you blubbing at railway stations for one day you geet heemasex! *flexes muscles and talks really deeply* Macho man

If you do, make sure to send the pics to me first

I quite liked the lad Cake Face, that is. Brief Encounter.

You great big fucking hom! PMSL Now I know I'm feeling better

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, just plain wrong. Why? Because talksport have just been discussing Rodders with a NE journo (don't know who he was, Ian someone????) and he told all the listeners that Portly Freddie received thousands of e-mails/txts calling for Rodders to get the job during the close season. The journo then said 'nobody can accuse Shepherd of not listening to the fans.' Deary me. Deary, deary me