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Taylor shows good potential. Imagine selling him, and seeing him become an England CB in five years time, injury-free and the 'real deal' WE WOULD BE FUCKIN STUPID TO SELL HIM. He has cost us nowt so we will not sell him.

Announcing we've signed Martins and Gravesen tbh. 174667[/snapback]

Something along the lines of: 'Unfortunately, most of our imports come from outside the country.' perhaps??

You seem to be a bit horny at the moment Mr Hips. 174657[/snapback] Horny is my middle name, my man!!!

That makes two of us!

Nah, terrorists try to blend in with the crowd. Us lot are such a bunch of fekkin odd-balls we wouldn't be taken seriously!

End this thread. There is no way Freddie will sell Taylor.

Where's Wacky and his 'pointless thread' labels??? Honestly though, does anyone give a flying fuck about this????

He has also heard of our GREAT golf courses

As far as I'm aware it's all India, which you wouldn't really associate with muslimism anyway, so I'm at a bit of a loss as to what the argument's even about. Still happy to stick my nose in, though. 174595[/snapback] I doubt HF would be so ready to condemn me if I set Toucan Telecom on him. He'd be on here tomorrow doing silly impressions of their phone patter, I guarantee it. 174597[/snapback] I'm not condeming. I said I can see it was nowt malicious. Canny funny impression in text form. 174600[/snapback] The one from yesterday was better. I'll let you off then - give us your phone number though and next time they ring me I'm setting them on you, the little baskets. They're absolutely unflappable. No matter how many times you tell them you don't want anything to do with Toucan Telecom, it's "I will not take up two minutes of your time, Mr. Robinson sir." 174605[/snapback] You can imagine the surprise I get when I start speaking in Hindi to anyone calling me from a call centre in India!!!

Had I been home I would probably have done it. Alas.... However, if the chicks wish a zip to practice on before then..

Ridiculous, if true. There isn't a hope in hell that Portly Freddie will sell Taylor; not a fuckin' chance.

Never thought about it before, but the board game may not have been in the best taste. Was one of my favourites as a youngster. 174370[/snapback] The board game was a favourite of mine as well Possibly still in my father's house.

Buy a pair of noise reduction headphones. One of the best purchases I have ever made

First, he had to travel back to Mexico to pick up his passport. Second, Anna Friel has only just turned 31, and if you don't find her at least a bit attractive that makes you a hom. 174319[/snapback] Anna Friel doing that lesbo snog in Brookie all those years ago...hubba hubba 31??? Thirty-fuckin-one???? I didn't realise she was 8 or 9 years younger than me! As for getting his passport, I must have missed that bit

Have a sweet cup of milky tea and calm down, dear! 174293[/snapback] 174308[/snapback] Ah, go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on.

Eat my shorts!

Have a sweet cup of milky tea and calm down, dear! 174293[/snapback] decidedly Winner-esq

Who's this wonderkid leftback at Southampton, Bailes is it?? 174252[/snapback] Baines? At Wigan? 174263[/snapback] There is a Giles Barnes at Derby (midfielder I think) and Gareth Bale (fullback) at Southhampton. Both 17 or 18 both tipped to make it to the top. 174272[/snapback] Bale, that's the fellow. Buy him, stick him in the reserves and he'll be playing for England soon!

I tried but gave up. A load of unadulterated drivel imo. Some of the subsequent posts were lining Keegan up for sainthood Keegan is a hero, but let's not get carried away ffs!

there's always arrests (and shootings... and killings....) lets see how many convictions ...................... 174245[/snapback] Would it not help things to just arrest, charge and jail people who are muslim? 174248[/snapback] I thought that is what they were doing................. 174251[/snapback]

Who's this wonderkid leftback at Southampton, Bailes is it??

there's always arrests (and shootings... and killings....) lets see how many convictions ...................... 174245[/snapback] Would it not help things to just arrest, charge and jail people who are muslim?

'I can see that pin, there.' I would like to be the guard in the watchtower - armed with the most lethal machine gun available. Halt! Englander pigdog! Handihock (sp )

I agree. Which is why I only ever listen to mine on a sensible volume. 174241[/snapback] I applaud you, Sir!