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We need more. More goals. Oh, Moore? Saw him play a few times for Rangers. I don't think picking him is going to improve matters.

What time do you think they have to get up in the morning to put all that slap on? 32472[/snapback] I doubt if they actually go to sleep!! It must take them hours to trowel some of that stuff on! Does no-one ever tell these people what they look like??? 32477[/snapback] Some of them wear so much mascara that they look like them dolls where you have to tip their heads back so they can open their eyes..... 32479[/snapback]

What time do you think they have to get up in the morning to put all that slap on? 32472[/snapback] I doubt if they actually go to sleep!! It must take them hours to trowel some of that stuff on! Does no-one ever tell these people what they look like???

'Be afraid, be very afraid.'

Some of these 'chicks' that work the beauty counters are really beautiful

I'm disappointed if thats the case like. After having had to see numerous screenshots of his missus all day the only thing getting me through was the thought that if we won she'd be getting a serious seeing to later that night! hubba hubba tbh. 32292[/snapback] So hang on - let me get this right. You were excited at the thought of Mr and Mrs Flintoff being at it? Mebbes you need to get into the dogging scene. Are there any 'hotspots' in Manchester? 32434[/snapback] Exactly what I was wondering!!!!!

Can't recall who it was that referred to the media centre at Lords as Cherie Blair's smile

I think Owen was on his mobile talking to his agent. 31918[/snapback]

Was Lance Armstrong having a good ride??? I'll get me coat.

Nope, never heard of him and I work in television so I'm fairly clued up on our stars! Actually if we look at the various people that have been mentioned in this list a lot of them weren't born here or only became successful after they "developed in England. Barry Humphries - Born here was a no-one then moved to UK and became famous. Dame Edna - As above but wearing a dress! Rolf Harris - As above but different person, no dress and owns a paint brush. Elle MacPherson - Great breasts forget the rest. Ned Kelly - Actually Irish Rodney Marsh - at least he is more interesting then the English one and doesn't put shite on the toon! Fosters - no-one drinks it here so I don't know if we can admit to owning it anymore. XXXX - yuk! Why is it called four X because Queenslanders can't spell beer. Mel Gibson - born Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson in Peekskill, New York State in 1956 and coming to Australia aged 12. For the Pud, Men without hats - Men at work were actually fronted by an Scotsman, Colin Hay. Olivia Newton John - Born: 26 September 1948 Cambridge, England. As for the rest of the list, yeah sorry about that but England is responsible for Robbie Williams and a host of other prats also so I'd say we are even. Alex as for your comment, that I've only just read, young man - England really needs to stop with that excuse. Friendly matches are important, every team needs to gel. Not complaining because there is no excuse for some of the results our football team has had over the years but the two tie knock out between the winner of Oceana and the 5th place South American team is harsh in that our team doesn't play enough together and then is required to beat a team that has just played 18 matches in their group stage, hence the move into Asia (and personally I think it should be the top two teams in Oceana group then play in the Asian group stages and not just Australia moving.) 31987[/snapback] Forget the rest??? Are you fuckin' mental or something??? Did you see her in Sirens? Quality piece of cinemagraphic history, showing the complexities of differing relationships in amongst the social thinking of the integrated class and religious systems. Yes, okay, I made that up - I liked the film becsause she got all her kit off! ) She is absolutely fuckin' gorgeous. Hubba Hubba Hubba. 32021[/snapback] I thought the other lass in Sirens had better chebs. 32028[/snapback] Fair do's. That's a matter of opinion. I am just glad you have seen the movie. Every self-respecting gentleman should have seen that film at least three times. Well, with fast forwarding through the shite bits!

I can only imagine that was a joke, Rob?

Yeah, saw it. He was brilliant. Laughing so much I woke the wife and kids up!! The joke about the car adverts was good. 'Never mind if it has turbo whatsits and shit, I want to know does it have a cup holder and will it make a bird touch my cock?'

Nope, never heard of him and I work in television so I'm fairly clued up on our stars! Actually if we look at the various people that have been mentioned in this list a lot of them weren't born here or only became successful after they "developed in England. Barry Humphries - Born here was a no-one then moved to UK and became famous. Dame Edna - As above but wearing a dress! Rolf Harris - As above but different person, no dress and owns a paint brush. Elle MacPherson - Great breasts forget the rest. Ned Kelly - Actually Irish Rodney Marsh - at least he is more interesting then the English one and doesn't put shite on the toon! Fosters - no-one drinks it here so I don't know if we can admit to owning it anymore. XXXX - yuk! Why is it called four X because Queenslanders can't spell beer. Mel Gibson - born Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson in Peekskill, New York State in 1956 and coming to Australia aged 12. For the Pud, Men without hats - Men at work were actually fronted by an Scotsman, Colin Hay. Olivia Newton John - Born: 26 September 1948 Cambridge, England. As for the rest of the list, yeah sorry about that but England is responsible for Robbie Williams and a host of other prats also so I'd say we are even. Alex as for your comment, that I've only just read, young man - England really needs to stop with that excuse. Friendly matches are important, every team needs to gel. Not complaining because there is no excuse for some of the results our football team has had over the years but the two tie knock out between the winner of Oceana and the 5th place South American team is harsh in that our team doesn't play enough together and then is required to beat a team that has just played 18 matches in their group stage, hence the move into Asia (and personally I think it should be the top two teams in Oceana group then play in the Asian group stages and not just Australia moving.) 31987[/snapback] Forget the rest??? Are you fuckin' mental or something??? Did you see her in Sirens? Quality piece of cinemagraphic history, showing the complexities of differing relationships in amongst the social thinking of the integrated class and religious systems. Yes, okay, I made that up - I liked the film becsause she got all her kit off! ) She is absolutely fuckin' gorgeous. Hubba Hubba Hubba.

Olivia Newton John, Mrs Mangel, Flying Doctors.

The last time we will see Warne in a test match in this country. The last time we will see McGrath in a test match in this country. The last time we will hear Benaud commentating on a test match in this country. The last time a test match will be on terrestrial tv in this country for who knows how long (don't like to sound an old fart, but this is quite a sad moment for me after watching tests on tv since the 60's) England win the ashes. All this has combined and I have to admit I have had a tear in my eye as a result. What a day, what a series!

What he said. I have to say that when I read this story in the Sunday Sun I just shook my head. It just smacks of our manager telling us that things cannot possibly improve unless we get a quality left back. If we got Bridge he would then be telling us we need another quality CB before he could possibly revive our fortunes. If we got a quality CB he would then tell us we need another quality CF before he could possibly revive our fortunes. If we got a quality CF he would then tell us he needed another quality midfielder before he could possibly revive our fortunes. If we got a quality midfielder he would then tell us he needed another RW (sorry, right-sided player as wingers don't exist anymore!)......keep repeating with other positions ad infinitum. Let's not forget that NUFC finished 5th two seasons ago. FIFTH! (I was going to say 'this squad' but that no longer applies following the ins and outs) Sorry for bleating on and on, but I am just getting more and more frustrated with the poor team performances which, imo, are a direct reflection of our manager and coaching staff.

Things didn't improve until Bowyer and Zog were on imo. As Dan says, the first half performance was abysmal; we just couldn't get hold of the ball, and when we did we didn't know what to do with it. The main attack plan was this 'punt it up the park and hope for the best' stuff (cira Sunlun when Monkey heed was in charge) that is getting a bit tiresome.

Went to see '40 year old virgin' last night. A great laugh and I would recommend it. I went anticipating a bit of a typical yank humour flik and it not being up to much, but was laughing all the way through. I went to see it after 9pm which meant the place wasn't full of fuckwit teenagers which added to the enjoyment as most of the people in to see it were over 20 (at least) and able to appreciate the humour. 8 out of 10

At least Dan has some sense! I've been watching cricket since the 60's so don't lecture me about not wanting to see England lose We have possibly the greatest bowler the world has ever seen trying to get our batsmen out and our batsmen trying to beat him - this is just what I want, not us sitting in the dressing room! Yes, we're perfectly entitled to accept the light when it's offered but it's just not what I want to see happen. It's only my personal feeling, that's all. The ICC will have to alter the rule about light back!!!!

I was thinking that he looked like a rabbit in the headlights after the Owen press conference. He looked shit scared to me; as if he was thinking 'Shit, I never thought we would get all these players I asked for! What am I going to have to do now?'. Yesterday, once again, the bigger picture of his ineptitude was obscured by injuries and some dodgy refereeing. The team selection was shite and the performance was even worse. Amdy Faye and Scott Parker - together, at home???Do me a favour.

Erm, too many rum 'n' cokes???

31500[/snapback] "Let's do "up on the roof" i said. but no, you had to pick "Under the fucking Boardwalk" didn't you!!!" 31529[/snapback] Class!

This is a farce imo. With the spinners on, there is no problem to play. I am all for England winning the ashes but the game of cricket is losing credibility in my eyes when we can't play in these conditions. Even if Warne and Clarke do destroy the English batting, so what? That's the beauty of the game. We should be playing NOW and not hiding in the dressing room.

AWOL I'm afraid. Sorry, other commitments. Will get to meet you some day!

England have always struggled when they haven't batted aggressively. This series has shown how good they can be when they attack the bowling. In the last match they reverted to the nervous approach when trying to get a small total to win, and nearly came a croper. Now we have England with the mind-set of seeing out time. This, to me, will be their downfall. I just hope I'm wrong. As they have said on the telly, now we have unbelievable intrigue - in an unbelievably intriguing series - when going off for bad light when the spinners are on!!! Terrible decision imo. Just heard play to resume at 15:10. C'MON!!!!!