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Our Billy's made another boob. Langer was clearly out first ball LBW, but our Billy thought otherwise. Thanks Billy.

Or, there's a female doggy underneath and they're doing it 'human-fashion', for a change??

31203[/snapback] Erm, look downwards!!

Does that rule you out then???

31120[/snapback] don't you bloody start I know you love cats and have spent inumerable hours forging unbreakable links with them and that's something I don't intentionally mean to insult, your cats are like your family, you're as likely to let an insult against them slide, as you are to let someone insult any of your close friends. I just don't get it and you can't get mad at me for that. It's a different opinion, but one I'm sure you know I'm entitled to, even if it's polar to your own 31126[/snapback] That sentiment always amused me when spoken by pet lovers, only to then go on holiday and leave their pet at home or friends/kennels or the like?? My pet's like a member of my family. 'Taking it on holiday with you?' Fuck off! I had the same sentiment when going on holiday with my kids. 'Taking them on holiday with you?' Fuck off!

The only number Sherla will get, unless he bucks his ideas up, will be 45 - with a fuckin' P infront!!

Isn't Toonraider t00nraider though? 30297[/snapback] Are you in a michievous mood today gol? 30456[/snapback] Think yourself lucky! I was accused of being Swindon on here, or Toonchat, by some well known folk a while ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I don't think so As I understand it, he's a kk separatist who has splinters! He has also re-counted his spam and hasn't provided any evidence of rain- effected (or should that be affected?) irony. Is that right?? tbh

NICE ONE, WARNER. (even though it didn't threaten the batsman one iota, and even though it wouldn't have taken a wicket in a million years)

According to what? Source? 30773[/snapback] I agree, in order to believe you we must see evidence. Just for research purposes, of course!

Well done Billy Bowden. Giles out LBW to a ball that was clearly missing the stumps (a blind man could spot that one was missing). It was even one of Warne's appeals which tells you he's just appealing in the hope of getting a decision! Now he refuses a Giles appeal when the ball was going to hit the stumps! Well done, Billy! Unless something dramatic happens, we are going to get a pasting here.

Why did the Siamese twins go to France? So the other one could learn to drive!

Just what I was wondering! Someone needing to come out of the closet perhaps??

How true! Must remember to tell mrs hips that one.

'Spitroasted' - with Paula Radcliffe bringing up the other end apparently. 30015[/snapback] I heard it was Lance Armstrong. He's not called Lance for nowt y'knaa. 30016[/snapback] And Rob's nickname isnt Stretch Armstrong for nowt either! Again, allegedly. 30018[/snapback]

Thanks. I liked that video so much I am going to use the same song for the manager of my local side who's going to be retiring at the end of the year (Saturday) after 16 years as our head coach. We're having a fans' appreciation banquet for him on the 21st. 29950[/snapback] Rumour has it that Leazes Mag is organizing one for Souness!

I was trying to remember who faced the last ball of the Old Trafford test? If Australia do win this test and the ashes are retained, whoever faced the last ball at Old Trafford can claim, quite rightly, to be the man who saved the ashes for Australia Definitely a reason to never need to buy another drink again, I would have thought!

Owen on right wing it is then!

SWP. I must have forgotten how many times he created something from all the opportunities he had in the first half - please remind me As far as I am concerned, SWP flattered to deceive. There is no doubt he was the main outlet in the first half - obviously the English plan from the start - but what did he do when given the opportunities??????? NOTHING of any note that I can think of. Please remind me. For my money, both SWP and Luke Young looked like fish out of water and this was against poor opposition. Mind you, the rest of the team were no better. Apart from Hargreaves, of course! Who tried to sign him? Was it Boro? I bet whoever it was, the supporters are over the moon that he didn't come.

I agree. There are arguments for the inclusion of either Collingwood or Anderson. It is a gamble either way, whichever gets the nod. If things go according to plan, the decision of whoever got the place will be claimed to have been correct; if things go pear-shaped the 'experts' will all be telling us that the player left out should have played! Whatever happens, win lose or draw, I am just glad that after such a long wait England are finally making a fist of taking on the convicts. The biggest winner out of all this is cricket itself. Once the new supporters actually learn the nuances of the game, they will discover what I sincerely believe; and that is that cricket is the greatest game ever invented. Just one black mark against Collingwood's inclusion in the team - isn't he a mackem??

Souness, blaming the officials?? How dare you suggest such a thing?

That was just a complete bag of bones. Totally dis-jointed. IMO, SWP should hold his head in shame. It was obvious he had the pace to skin the fullback but didn't have the skill to control the ball and do the business. Beckham gave him four or five fantastic passes in the first half that SWP should have used to skin the full back but he fucked up every time. Well done to Northern Ireland though, job well done. Did you see McClaren telling Rooney to smile when he was in the middle of his tantrum? 'Smile' 'Smile'. Rooney just gave him some abuse. A complete bag of bones.

What about the hattrick against Barcelona? 29677[/snapback] Christ, I had forgotten that!!! *makes note to get video out * Oh, and him wearing that big coat in the snow when he signed

I used to suspect that the 'official attendance' at SJP in the eighties was a bit under what seemed to be actually in. Suspected it was a financial arrangement

Three things immediately spring to mind when I think of Tino. 1. His first game for us when he came off the bench at the smellnet, turned their fullback inside out and crossed for Steve Watson to score 2. Waving the corner flag at 'the corner'. 3. Shaking his hand outside SJP. He's one of these people who has a weak-as-piss handshake - ugh!