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No, not me mate.

If only I were a betting man! I'll review those bets at the end of the season though

Believe me it's far from fantastic, if you swap Bramble for Taylor it makes it a bit better, but there's still the problem of a poor left back and an average right back. Midfield looks ok but Luque has to prove he' got what it takes to perform in the Premiership, Emre on the other hand looks a natural. Good on you for not letting Dyer anywhere near the first 11! If only Shithouse Souness felt the same! 37878[/snapback] Or any manager since Gullit bought him for that matter, mate. He must be absolutely shit hot cosmic in training cos he sure as shite rarely justifies his selection once he's on the pitch. 37882[/snapback] I have a feeling that Dyer's return might just be the making of this team - in with the full strength squad. That is the reason I am giving Souness a bit more time - to see what happens when we have Dyer running at the opposition and Owen benefitting from it. The only problem is who to drop, and I can only think that Shearer is going to have to sit back and watch. We shall see.

Don't blame it on the Souness, Don't blame it on the training, Don't blame it on the hard sand, Blame it on the boogie. Shit dancing, that's what causes it I tell you!

If I knew what the feck that meant I'd be able to reply 37573[/snapback] We're keeping it selective, dahhhhling. 37787[/snapback] Nah, selective would be 'eclectic'. Back to the dictionaries, Cath. 37812[/snapback] Don't listen to him, Cath - he thinks he invented the word lummox . If you want it to mean selective, then selective it is

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Not me, I'm afraid. I will probably remember these days as the 'wilderness years'. I have respect for Liverpool and, to a certain degree, Manure for when they dominated but I have none what-so-ever for Chewsee. I like Mourinho but don't think being able to buy almost every player you want is a reason to earn my respect for the team he has.

Typical! It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath??? 37791[/snapback] Nope, but I do class it as a pre-requisite! 37792[/snapback] A pre-requisite for what, carrying grain??? That's what got farmer Joeski into trouble in the first place!!! 37793[/snapback] That made me laugh. Wonder how often Cath needs her bags of grain carried around??

Mystery solved! My son! Apparently he sent off for it using my name. (wonder how much porn he's getting that way ? ) 37806[/snapback] I'd check the old credit card if I was you Mr Hips. 37811[/snapback] Don't talk about credit cards to me!! The fuckwits at my bank put two grand on my tab by accident and it took nearly four months to get it sorted

At last, someone else who uses it!! I call my son that all the time but I couldn't give him evidence of where it came from - he thought I had made it up (the stupid lummox). I think it comes from a film or tv show somewhere.

Going off on a different tack for a second, I could never understand this fascination some people have for seeing others pissing or golden showers A colleague of mine professed his interest in it once - much to the stunned surprise of the rest of us. (he has, of course, received the appropriate amount of stick)

Are you on commission for that phrase? 37782[/snapback] rose tinted specs © 37803[/snapback]

Mystery solved! My son! Apparently he sent off for it using my name. (wonder how much porn he's getting that way ? )

You're probably right there Looks like I am the only one who got one! Why me????

Like all good horn players, I know that it's best played by one's self

You seem hell bent on defending Souness, his actions, and seeing the football team go down the pan as a result. Do you also think Roy Keane is an odious shit ? Do you think manu fans agree Roy Keane is an odious shit ? Dearie me ........ 37434[/snapback] I suggest you read some of my posts. I am not as certain as you, but I have posted before that I am confused as to what he is doing to our club and I think he is the wrong man for us.

If I were a betting man, I think I would put a tenner on Sunlun staying up. And yes, I'm sober.

Put black shoe polish on your new car aerial that you have just bought this afternoon from Halfords @ £9.99, so that the next time some fucking charv thief tries to nick it again he will get his hands covered in exceedingly difficult-to-remove black polish! FUCKIN' TWAT. Ann Oid, Angryville. (okay, I've just made it up but I intend to do just what I have suggested)

Steady! Got a frickin' big plastic horn through the post this morning from pot noodle people! Why? I don't even eat the fuckin' shite! Am I alone in getting the horn (oo err! )? Who else got one? What shall I do with it?

Well done! But I can't believe it as it's not posted by the 'Official Toontastic tv picture poster' .

90% What does that mean? Probably sad 'caus I got the shitty 'pop stars' right anarl

Another question. How many people slagged Michael Owen when he scored against us? If you did, then you don't want him at our club now. Is that how it works???

They're proper bum chums like. NUFC's answer to Bert and Ernie. "Hey Al" "Errrrrr, yeah Mike" 37110[/snapback] Wonder if that's made its way to the shitsville site yet?