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T/R, d'you reckon you could handle more than one tent peg at once?

Class where u get that tom? If only there had been some sort of clue in the picture. I guess it will have to remain one of Tom's little secrets.

Oh. I hadn't even considered giving her a piece of Kendall Mint Cake. Ahh, I'm with you....she would bring her own.

Ah yes, the pink chiffon number. I've met a few off here and, to be perfectly honest, I've liked them all. Special mention for Matt as I think he thinks he waffles on a bit - far from it, Matt, I think you are very good company. I have to admit that when I have been in the company of the posse off here I have been a bit guarded/reserved as I find it a little difficult to totally relax and be my normal, daft, self until I know folk well enough to trust them. I'm sure my work colleagues (and even my wife to some degree) would probably say I am actually the knob/idiot I come across on here as. A teacher in Park Junior School once called me 'the king of the idiots' and I've done my best to maintain that title through the ages Would I like the ones off here I haven't met? I try to get on with most folk, so I guess I would find the majority okay. There would bound to be one or two difficult cases, but I would hope few. I've sat for a minute and I can't think of one poster who really 'grinds my gears' as P.G would say So, you're all invited to my barmitzvah next time I'm home

You're off hiking and camping. Would you take the chick who you knew couldn't carry much, would whinge like fuck if it got wet 'n' windy, but who would be a fantastic shag in the tent, or take the more robust lass who liked to 'muck in', could carry 40lb (including Kendall Mint Cake and primus stove) on her back, could map read yet you knew would be a lousy fuck and there'd be no chance of a blow-job either? Decisions, decisions. btw, I'm not going; I just like to think ahead in case I do.

He went out.

I thought there'd been yet another election.

Reading this thread has reminded me of a great line in Good Morning Vietnam. 'If ever there was a man in great need of a blow-job..'

Not a fan of Robbie Williams at all but I'm not able to get my head round why you have such issue with this. He doesn't play an instrument nor, I'm led to believe, is he a particularly great song-writer But what he lacks there he does make up for in terms of being a lyricist and his performances. Almost every single track in that medley he performed last night were instantly recognisable. Given that and that he's been at the fore-front of pop music for 18-20 years and it's not surprising that they've given him the award. His music might not be your cup of tea - it's definitely not mine but you can't deny what he's achieved. To put it in context, this is some of the previous recipients of the award: 2009 - Pet Shop Boys 2005 - Bob Geldof 2004 - Duran Duran 2002 - Sting 2000 - Spice Girls 1999 - Eurythmics 1986 - Wham Are any of that lot more deserving than Robbie Williams? Band Aid / Live Aid aside, I fail to see what Geldof's 'outstanding contribution to music' is. At least those lot have contributed to music across the globe, in particular the U.S. I wonder how many folk in the states know who Williams is. For my money, a lifetime award (whatever it's called) should be to musicians/singers who haven't received much acknowledgement for their contribution to world music over a long period of time. The Brits, yes, but a recognition for what British musicians have given the world. Williams is what, 30-ish? There must be musicians of 50 to 60 who have done far more for world music than him. And he's a knobheed.

There is zero chance of HMRC relenting. If anything, breaking a PL club will give the message to clubs at all levels that they mean business when it comes to unpaid tax. I don't really see much of a way out as clearly no-one fancies buying them as a business. Interesting how the fans haven't been clubbing together in an attempt to take over the club and pay off the outstanding debts. If they care that much about the club, you'd think there'd been a bit more of a public effort, rather than waiting for another white knight. The wider football community should have a whip round to pay to see that old wifey's bell shoved up that goon's (you know the fella) arse. That would raise a tidy sum - probably enough to pay HMRC. Sorted. EDIT: Make it a Sky PPV event.

Obviously destined for Pompei before their financial situation arose. The folk at Adidas then had to find some poor bunch to off-load some surplus kit on

Out of towners.

Like a pussy. although your standards must have some bearing on how you've managed to make the informed comparison Let's just say I prefer the older, more mature, woman Can't remember the last time I had a pancake. Anyone care to invite me round?? Jam filling for me

Don't like the colour. Prefer the blue of France perhaps? what are you on about man? that ireland kit if blue /hips You're all

PM me the details, Kev.

Like a pussy.

See that to me is the best gift of all. Home made cards, especially from the kids, are just so much better imo

what unmitigated bollocks. Stephan Guivarch', Paul Dalglish, Carl Cort, Paul Robinson, Andreas Anderson, to name but a few All better. Still, I suppose it is a close call with Nile Ranger about. Btw, I didn't say Cacapa was the best defender in our history. But don't let that get in the way, eh? Near enough: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...mp;#entry390671 Guilty as charged. Guard, take him down. And don't spare the rough stuff.

In the absence of 'the S word', can I just say...all yanks are fat cunts.

Did she enjoy the last gift the most?? I'd like to say she did, but if I'm honest, I'd have to say she was more satisfied after the Ben and Jerry's. Should have let her eat the B & J's and Thorntons whilst you were smashing her tradesmen's. And then finished it all off with the best pressie of all......a pearl necklace!

Did she enjoy the last gift the most??

Talksport: What about the team selections, Alan? Smith: Well, I, I mean Chris...

They missed a bit. 'Ireland, who plays in the same team as Wayne Bridge, whose ex g/f had a fling with John Terry..'

Kevin the gerbil. (note to everyone: divvent cross wykiki )