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Can anyone be bothered to look up the goals to games ratios? I can't (be bothered, that is), so don't ask Cole scored an absolute shit-load of goals for us, so he must be up there.

Melvut Erdinc? Sounds like something Officer Crabtree would say.

Feel sorry for Jonas tbh. It looks like he's performing canny good so far, but he's had to try to get a completely new understanding with an unnatural LB. Then, hopefully a natural LB will come in, and he'll have to do it all over again.

LardAsh: "Ooh la la, Del boy, ooh la la. Siynin anatha Frenchie with this Santon lad. lubbly jubbly." Dekka: "Er, he's Italian, oh masterful one *lick, slurp, suck* LardAsh: "Wotcha faakin mean? He's cawwd Daveed, ya maag. French innit" Dekka: "He's Italian though" *swallows* LardAsh: "TALYAN !!!???? TELL IM TO FAAK OFF" Seriously though, I'm all for getting 'cheaper' options if they are dynamic and skillful. However, I would have preferred to see a manager who can make the team play to their strengths i.e. pass and move, one-touch pacy football. Sadly, and I hope I'm wrong, I don't see Parsnip as that man. Oh, and one swallow doth not a team make. Striker, LB (I've got this French/Italian kid as RB) and CB please.

I'm trying to recall the post you made the other day. Something along the lines of: "JONAS PUTS KILLER PASSES INTO THE BOX" Something like that. Which is it, ffs?????

Despite repeated attempts to land the veteran, Miss Marple said she's staying at sunlun.

Wearside Erik

Get out from there CT; that's not Ashley's arse.

For 'on the piss', read one pint of lager shandy as he and daughter wait for the latter's bus. You're on that pic above from BBC. Can clearly see you with your black and white face paint, scarf and rattle. Christ I'm depressed. Ordinarily, when finding out we've won, I am cock-a-hoop which is usually followed by an extra loud Gerrinnnn. Today, I could hardly muster a 'good stuff'. No doubt some will slate me, but I see no point in lying.

Obvious banana skin type game. Therefore, 3 - 1 to Newcastle.

Dave Whelan. He said they had to sell Insomnia, so they sold him. Balance the books. The players must all be on fairly low wedges.

Is this a set up???

I've met about a dozen off here, so I can reveal a few facts: To be perfectly honest, it's difficult to understand a word they say, as to a man (and woman in Cath's case), they've got missing teeth, oversized tongues and wobbly lips. Drool and spittle everywhere when they are 'talking'. I say 'talking' as I never did get to conclude if they were trying to make conversation or just mumbling to themselves. A few 'south of the river' twangs I could discern though. Sends shivers up me spine thinking about it all.

Maybe there are some gaols near Blackpool?

Okay. But, unlike you, I'm not on the list!! Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Heard a great one on Test Match Special the other week. Aggers says: "The floodlights are up, but I don't think they're on." He wasn't meaning anything by it, but I thought it was another good one to add to the one you mention, alongside the lift not going to the top, light on nobody home etc etc. Well I thought it was good.

After Raylor's exquisite free kicks of late, his stock has risen massively. Straight swap, Raylor for Baines. You heard it here first!

You weren't involved in this Ranger violence in any way, were you D'Man? I worry that the lad who had his jaw broke is off Toontastic, on your 'list', and you got Ranger to do him. Well?

Are you local? Local hell yeah to the big apple baby I'm a new York mag Do y mean New York near Shiremoor ? You seem a funny guy... Actually I'm visiting the UK next week and of course Newcastle ...get dowwwwwwwwwwn So do you live in NY itself ? In the bushes of Central Park maybe ? . . MAKE SOME NOOIiiISE get dowwwwwwwwwwn, Bobby, get dowwwwwwwwww.

Barton's probably on about £60k/week + a £2m signing on fee stretched out over the length of his contract. He's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's goooooone. Oh, mocking bird have you ever heard, words that I've never heard?

What, Scott Loan? Narr he was shite.

See my sig.

Just what I had been thinking. Oh well, he's gone. Another one bites the dust. There's only a small handful of people who actually know the truth and we, nor the media, are any of them. Instead, yet again, we've lost a pretty influential player - this time for nowt - and the fans are at each other again. Lambsarse drops another grape into the fat bloke's gob as they watch us squabble.

Strange that. Your wife managed to get you a ST right where you wanted. Good girl.