LoveTheBobby

Good news for insomniacs . Only 3 more sleeps till Christmas .

Get a shower you scruffy sod! Ye can't relax or read a book in a shower! I bet Phil Tommo Thompson can .

"The older personal in the side have also come on leaps and bounds." Watch your back Lee .

I'd make the most of it . He looks like the cleaner at work . And he's a she .

Would've been Terry Mac back in the day . Air bomb repeaters, Whistling Moon Travellers - the whack .

Very true. All my teachers used to write "could do better" on my reports. That's fair enough but having been bored shitless for most of the 14 or so years I spent at school, they could have too! And Johnny Ball was the proof. Ha yeah these things go both ways like . To teacher *in style of frank rizzo* "hey hows about I give YOU some feedback now fruitcake ??!"

He claims he said "oi ref you blind khant" or summat isn't he ? Not that he has a bit of a history of 'misleading' people or nowt . In fact seeing the whole of that game and the way the whole lot of them carried on -from manager down - they shot back up to my Top Of The Cunts No. 1 slot .

Ah Johnny theBall was good with the science lark . Probably picked up more from his shows as a kid than I did at school's cumulative GCSE science pack back when edit - He fucked about with numbers somewhere along the line too iirc . Have I mixed him up with Johnny Morris ?

'showbiz couples' rather . I read with minimal interest the other week how Peaches regrets her tattoos and pitched that a tv docu getting onboard with it could see her fettle her inky predicament .

I'll be honest that as an onlooker (especially given the weekend protests) I perceived it a bit harsh, but from what you've just said he's hardly doing himself any favours with shit patter like that !?

"fans must have spiked my drinks" ho ho ho - is that what he said aye ?

The very same . Not saying he was particularly 'polished' but at the same time it was refreshing not to be lied to .

His equally un-illuminatingly glib wife having to be endured on t'radio at work today too . Probably the spawniest plebs in 'showbiz' too .

Harper BETWEEN THE STICKS for Brighton tonight .

Eastland also (revealed ?) there's "30,000" season ticket holders currently and "all the remainder up for grabs" so that 14 strong sales team had best be prepared !

Simon Eastland just been on Legends explaining the deal . Again, I applaud the gesture and good to actually hear from the club directly on matters . Need more of that kind of thing * (basic, open communication) and hope it continues in that vein as can only be a good thing for all concerned . * Obviously they need t keep Dekka in his little coffin with the lid screwed shut when it comes to anything to do with PR though .

Sven's been bladdered . MO'N 2-1 fav . . Just wish he'd get back into football if only to negate the lunatic being linked with every job going !

Phone system fucked by all accounts http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/existing-newcastle-united-season-ticket-holders-can-buy-additional-season-tickets-1043172?page=3

On a serious note - anyone had any joy ? Credit where it's due to the club regarding the gesture with this one like .

Hope you're on the work phone. 40p a minute on your mobile. I am. It's a disgrace, if they're not taking phone calls today they should just say. You go on you're 10th in the queue, then very quickly number, all of a sudden it cuts you off. Shocking customer service. Have y tried witholding your number ?

. . as les Dennis would say "I'll give you the money mesel"

Pardew on MoTD - "we've played some champagne stuff , but today was like flat bitter . . but they'll forgive anything here as long as you're winning" Er , Steady as sh blows eh Alan

You're not wrong. I though Best was unlucky to come off at half time. He'd been far more active than Ba who spent most of the game on the wing or strolling into the box as a cross was coming in Ba wants to consider himself lucky that his poster hasn't come down off me wall after today - fancy wearing gloves on a day like today man . I took one third of the Blutak off his pic and he's treading a fine line . How old are you? Whaddyamean ? You're not telling me you haven't got a few posters here n there ? It's better than looking at a boring old wall anyway One of me mates has still got a John Burridge poster on his wall . Age shouldn't come into it ?

Thanks Jill - the positives clearly outweighing the negatives there

You're not wrong. I though Best was unlucky to come off at half time. He'd been far more active than Ba who spent most of the game on the wing or strolling into the box as a cross was coming in Ba wants to consider himself lucky that his poster hasn't come down off me wall after today - fancy wearing gloves on a day like today man . I took one third of the Blutak off his pic and he's treading a fine line .