LoveTheBobby

I do all my wiping in the seated position and can relate to the cornering car phenomena Like most folk I have no issues with this routine at home but when making my mark on foreign territory problems can occur , and consequently overcome . In this instance I'm talking about the kermit at work . The dilema being the solid-walled cubicle is constructed to a width that is easily two-thirds the width of the norm . It's an overtly narrow provision . Add in a troublesomely radiator positioned in such a way it forces one knee inwards and it's not the most ergonomic of thrones. When seeking to expose alternate areas for cleaning (and being 6'2" and of stocky build) the room for manouvre just isn't there . There's times I've nearly snagged my wrist between rim and buttock . It's a proper Harry Houdini situation . Think wiping while wearing giant inflatable armbands . Or taking a dump in the Deathstar's fuckin Garbage Compactor . At a previous place of employ, the bolts securing the whole lid/seat mechanism were loose, and with it being a work bog, understandably nobody was prepared to get too close to carry out the maintenence I so craved . Again, no major misfortune to report there either other than when 'cornering' the seat would sometimes slip resulting in the unwelcome uneasy shock of the change in level of the displaced seat .

I bet you'd still take a bite out of this Deadz ? ! It's ney Granny Smith .

was Googling for any more pics of these external signs we're being graced with and came accross this

What's with all the stupid staff clapping and whooping ?! " yeah you go buddy - get in there champ - whoo . heyaalright . yeah ! " It's a phone you fucking bellmoids .

haha great man

http://pictures.metro.co.uk/apple-iphone-4s-goes-on-sale-in-uk-2011?ITO=HPPIX

He's bound to have contributed here http://www.ratemypoo.eu/

UK is getting new pylons http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15293918

These combined incidents clearly point towards DearestDekka being a hairist .

What y doing it on ? Mine was entitled "Old Art In New Boxes"

He fuckin loves it man

ha - I know , sorry , it's one of those days

What did he say like ?

Haway in - it's canny . Is it .

they're proper heatseekers like

How many is there too man !? that stupid "darnce" they'll do when try to side up to you . hea man - gedartofitT . You can even aknowledge you don't want to be bothered for the scond time in the spac of 10 metres with an apologetic shake of the head and they'll still gormlessly hone in on you . Was standing talking to a mate by Sewpadrug other week and one just steamed up flashing her laminated whatever splattering our conversation to the two ends of Northumberland Street " *zanily* ...hi guys we're saving the tiger today " ....Fuckin are y ! Just had to stop and look at her for a couple of seconds to register my irritation . If you work in the town look out for her - she's a veteran of the scene like . And the most in ya face . Blonde dreadlock extensions (from when I went travelling omg omg) , half-shut eyes and teeth like a which doctors necklace . If you're familiar with the "Northumberland Street scene" have y ever got onto the tubby Asian kid with the laser beard, manbag, clipboard and daft pointy shoes that tries to get birds to get their hair cut/photoshoot ? Lurks about by Superdrug too . Every lass that passes "can I ask how much you pay for your haircut darling ?" Eh babygal .

Was in HSBC by Monument the other lunchtime . Pretty frightening how clueless they are when it comes to operating paying in and withdrawal machines even Happens every year when they come back , all stood about looking lost in quitled body warmers and elasticated bottomed pantaloons n shit Faces buried in phones . Ney wonder we're on the skids . "like omg , omg"

I'm far from up to speed/capable/that arsed about the topic in relation to my own real-world existence really but having listened to it I'm still at a loss as to what he's doing up here .

Just been listening to an interesting prog on 5 Live on PL American owners that looked at branding and finance capers . Wasn't too heavy duty in terms of listenability and worth giving a go . Called " Americans - Dream Owners ? " should be downloadable as a podcast here as of later tonight http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0169qds

Saw him interviewed on Look North last night . Definate case of the blag about it . A tramps version of Karl Powers . Edit - extra comedy from the fact - race organiser that's investigating it - none other than Sewper Stheave Cram The Albino Niall !

Noted - cheers man . Mostly use for when on Metro t block out the shite so if they're of the 'bud noise-cancelling' type - all the better !

Lineker morphing into GNeville with the rat's whiskers . If they open a window in the studio it'll blow off .

Early indications here that the Sweaties should've brought their own ball tonight like . #PotentialExhibition

^ Been using Mixzing for music capers for a good while . Achieves fantastic sound when use equalizer and put through a seperates system or similar . Moboplayer for multi format video . Also been using a fair few of the GO suite of apps , good solid stuff and regularly updated . Their SMS and 'dialer' apps especially good . These 'Beats' headphones btw - anyone confirm their general quality ? Loads of the MC Hammer-panted students have got the big cans ones of late I've noticed . The Beats in-ear ones any good ? Loads of snides on ebay like and not like y can demo them at all. In-ear ones that came with x10 probs best I've ever had but possibly on the fritz so looking out for replacements in advance . It won't be a 'pair of cans' though . I'm not Reggie fuckin Yates .