LoveTheBobby

If he went to Blackpool on a weekend they'd just think he was some John dressed in a ubiquitous AliG getup on a stag do .

Looks cool man I'm a gin and tonic cat don't do any of them beard wearing real ale taste testing mother fuckas Oh well - each to their own i guess . Not much of a drinking culture over your way i suppose either daddio .

Best place ive ever been NY . Do you ever frequent The Ginger Man bar ? Fairly near you - midtown area . Fantastic boozer . Ginger Jive

Cosy Joes ? where's that ? Former Apartment way ? Not been round that way for years

Moonwalking around The Spanna as i write mate AAOW

Are you local? Local hell yeah to the big apple baby I'm a new York mag Do y mean New York near Shiremoor ? You seem a funny guy... Actually I'm visiting the UK next week and of course Newcastle ...get dowwwwwwwwwwn So do you live in NY itself ? In the bushes of Central Park maybe ? . . MAKE SOME NOOIiiISE

McKeith looks like she's been reported .

Are you local? Local hell yeah to the big apple baby I'm a new York mag Do y mean New York near Shiremoor ?

But I'd be over the moon with a Rik Mayal comparison? My voice is like a cross between Morgan Freeman and James Stewart Your voice is just fucking pretentious, middle-class Gosforth Geordie. ' . . er yeah, ten Marlboro Lights' *proceeds to saunter forward to the tab kiosk in flip-flops , raise the sunglasses to pay the £3.79 bill with a credit card, blisfully oblivious to the Safeway Express queue building behind him*

and I'm gonna create mayhem for being on such a list. list>smoking gun

Im sure SJH has the original, if not framed, in the loft. I might see if I can dig out his reply. Was on nice paper. Quilted - none of that medicated tracing paper type gear y used to get .

You're right like KM - it's more like a garden shed than a footy thread if we're running the defrag mechanisms with any degree of accuracy . Give us Warp Factor 9 down here man Tom . .

Speaking about Krul's performance last night, Pardew on SSN today spoke (assumedly of Harper ?) thusly - ". . the keeper behind him is a great custodian of this club" On that basis alone, and with the way these stupid fuckin Weebles roll, I'd say "ah whey - thanks for your time Steve"

Tbf anyone that was in a position at a prospective selling club, whereby you were the one that had to deal with Llambias, as soon as you saw the slimey little gimp you'd ask him to leave the premises immediately . * He's just got 'one of those faces' * Irrespective of knowing or not knowing in advance where he was from, or why he sought to waste your time requesting a fucking meeting with you in the first place .

Not seen his reviews on YouTube? They're crackin'. Nah, is he on Youtube like ?

Deadaz

Going with a Hi Di Hi theme here A match day CT A recent LM (shadow of his former self)

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries Well... OK. Saw your location as France and it's just a throw-away quote from Monty Python mate, no offence intended, just didn't travel too well Edit - thanks Ant ! Le Malcoln's got me down as being a bigger cnut than I already am !

I'm much more tolerant of it than when I was younger. I think I'd definately enjoy it more if I understood the subtelties of it all and was a more patient sort. I can appreciate the slow-burn nature of it and once you 'tune into it' I can also relate to the relaxing escapism mentioned earlier. Think there's a lot in what Stevie was saying regarding being good at playing it you maybe enjoy watching it more. Laughing at the anecdotes - used to hate cricket at games in school too. No good at the techniques. Any of them. You'd have to bowl infront of everyone and it just never happened like ! Had to bowl an over at some inter-works gig few years ago. Fuck me. 2 (extra) wides, 2 that just about made it to the other end and 2 smashed out of sight. Mentally scarred. Same as serving in tennis - just doesn't come naturally . I could hardly feel more of an idiot attempting a serve or a bowl . Like fast-walking down Northumberland Street with ya keks round your ankles wearing a Red Nose Day nose and a pair of skis .

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries

. . and who's his home debut against on Sept 12th ? yes, that's right

Gu'eddiin !

'We're doing all we can to do what we feel is best for the club, but the deal has to be right." said Pardew tomorrow.

I still don't think he'll serialize the "Dekka n Fatso Years" to his 'followers' despite his earlier "there's a time and place" guff.