LoveTheBobby

i bet the spakkajacks got proper bonk-ons with all the frenzied 'culrin-in' they lined up for their Sunday night amusement. They've must've kept going outside the lines and having to start again. That's why they got there so late. the cretinous remboids had to go back to the ice cream van for more monkeys blood colourant chased it all over Pennywell th' did .

i bet the spakkajacks got proper bonk-ons with all the frenzied 'culrin-in' they lined up for their Sunday night amusement.

The vest and the Paul kitson hairdo circa 1995 on the other hand... Aye the kid's Walker wedge barnet backs up Snakeys Mag conclusion like .

What's with the 'B' of Brucey having it's own nipples ? Depicted as a pair of tits.

Looks like he bought them especially too - got dressed up - what with coming into town n that . D'y think we're talking a father/son combo here or just a random pair of gonads ?

Aye thats where he vamoosed . Took eez Scooby snacks the whack . Summat to do with the mystery getting freakier and freakier. Just what i heard like.

Admit it, CT, you are new to football aren't you. never been to a game in my life tbf The Fourth cunt of a place cant get served, fucking expensive and its full of cunts. Hey remember that arrogant dreadlocked French cunt that used t work there Geordie ? Place went down the swanny once Frosty left in eez Mystery Machine (maaan)

seeing new home strip on Match Of here it's gotta be said it's definately missing stripes. ney fan.

I think the story is that Hiddink and Van Basten will form a duo much like Big Ron Atkinson and Gordon Strachan did at Coventry. But with more pornography, mild cheese and weed, and far less cheap jewelry, racism and relegation. Abramovich probably sitting on a yatcht somewhere muttering to himself about negotiating on Ron-esque sunbed sessions and broadband speeds as part of the contract . looking like a labotomized backward .

Take a poo in the dark DEADMAN.

. . what's this Van Basten crack ? if happens it'd be a fair shock ?

I wouldnt lick any of his "artwork" or take in a spot of freshair at his next party like

what are 'haivanas' ? They're actually these (fish cannot spell). and should be worn by these . . say no more Sam, say no more .

what are 'haivanas' ? Google came up with this ? dear Doctor Bongo

Hope he gets torn a new one in there the skanky smackrat .

That smarmy chinny little Geoff twatful presenter on Look North Glakes that walk about with their hands down the front of their 'trackky borrums' "..heeaamaan"

fly me to the mewn

Freddie giving it a Hodgson rub on Byker Bridge

Cant say im looking forward to Metro journey from work out the town tonight like Be all over the parish with this carry on

er lets not mention the palms again eh hey y could be right like ............ the Devil's in the detail . what .

Shepherd has passed away and they're cremating him? It is rather a large one, after all btw, I share your pain re the palm tree; we had ours for quite some time and it finally crocked during the last winter suffered a similar loss . was a bacterial infection that bladdered them apparently - succeptable as weakened due to the cold weather . (after i'd dug it out found this out and if cut down to stump, chances are it'll come back to life - was on Gardeners World )

when grilling pork goes bad ...its gonna blow like. 8 engines and talk of volatile substances on site

Nope, never understood the draw either. Personally find it tedious and irritating viewing. For the thrillseeker in me - might as well tie a bag of angry wasps round me head on a Sunday instead . "Formula One is rubbish, admits Ecclestone. BERNIE Ecclestone has confessed that Formula One is bollocks and he's sick of looking at it. The world's longest midlife crisis has spent the last 30 years somehow managing to convince people to gawp at a 200mph rollerskate that weighs less than your dinner and costs ess than your dinner and costs 8 times more than your house. The deception has made him one of the world's richest men under four foot tall and has been described by financial experts as 'a sporting ponzi scheme with lots of big-titted blonde women milling around for no apparent reason' Now Ecclestone has finally admitted that Formula One is not so much a spectacle as it is an unremitting procession of eye-clawing dreariness enjoyed by people who need to have a right good fucking word with themselves. He said: "Even if we make it rain spacehips onto the track every five minutes and tune the engines to sound like Kylie Minogue reaching a spectacular climax it's still going to be like staring at a stretch of the M25 but with an even higher concentration of tedious men with too much money sitting in pointlessly expensive cars"You can carry on watching in the hope of a really good pile-up but you may as well watch Eastenders in the hope that Arthur comes out of his allotment shed with Dirty Den's head on a stick." Earlier this year Ecclestone drew up a series of ideas to make the sport more exciting, including the use of agent provocateurs to provoke a revolution in Bahrain and then attempting to stage grand prix right in the middle of it but the plan was abandoned when a feasibility study showed motor racing was better at quelling unrest than a job-lot of tranquilser darts. Ecclestone now hopes to spice up this year's British grand prix by stopping it halfway through for a poetry reading by Sir Ian McKellen halfway through for a poetry reading." http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-...e-201103013589/

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