LoveTheBobby

thelouderyouscreemthefasterwegooo. .

How long for Parry to mention "how cold it is in the north east " ? I rekon he can do it in 10 minutes . The CUNT .

Er, stand by your beds for Ollo's fi$$h tagine he's on with now btw . Lush .

Cheers . (no pun intended )

Where does Henry Rollins fit into all this ? (serious question)

I like this . Cunts without kids in the car that take the child parking bays too 'as they are just quickly popping in' . The ones that do it with an empty kids seat can fuck off too . More often than not though it's BMW drivers who think its their right to have a bigger bay / their car POLICED . Height of ignorance .

8 Ace

Hey , like great anecdote / antidote maaan .

Aye but based on the evidence, the question has to be - is he a standing or sitting wiper ?

One of the best times tripping was when I was at Ncle College . Was when Walkers in town had been shut down after being raided . It was the College Christmas do and was the first time Walkers was allowed open follwing its bust . Typical of the time the police were completely ott by their presence for it (and it was a daytime/afternoon affair !) We started off at a mates house with the trips, smoke etc before getting on Metro at Regent Centre about 8 of us twitchy as fuck at lunchtime . Headed towards Walkers by which time things had really kicked in . Half the college milling about in various states of drink and us lot shuffling about with hands in pockets etc. Paranoia and resultant social exclusion forced us to go for a walk round the block till doors opened . As said the police were so ott and there was unbelievsbly a police helicopter overhead . We went off towards city walls end of Stowell St and this fucking helicopter actually mirrored our moves ! Fuck this . We're pottering along in single file, heads down, and rapidly falling apart . Towards the end of Stowell St we see a police car outside the Irish Centre .. Oh no . . Oh no . Some of the lads do a 180 , we carry on , some laughing their backs off, others not knowing which foot is their left . Getting closer to the police car now . Fuck . Fuck . . It's beginning to look strange . Almost cartoon . Ah this is shocking man . Help my m!nd$ . Police helicopter whirring away, .car ahead . . Getting closer . . Whey it only turns out to be one of those fucking lifesize flat cardboard road safety awareness police cars ! One of the lads who had a daft lump of resin on him that had about-turned earlier had paniced so much he had just kept walking and ended up at Exhibition Park and hid it in a tree trunk ! Sat on the bench to calm downand had all the ducks coming up to him and swears they were saying 'fuck off Purves' Rest of the day was the best laugh ever* - once we got in the fucking place *especially with all those mirrors that were all over the parish on the ground floor in there !

"skills"

Ones we got were of 'dubious origin' and just dried shit . Were definately the magic caps etc but didn't really graft . (think they did to a small degree as had a laugh) but was bit of a let-down given we were trying to finish pints with this straw shit floating in them Couldn't hold a candle to Arabics, RoundTheWorlds or SuperStrawbs that's for sure . Never knew KardBar did them back when like . Looked into the home grow kits a couple of years ago but they look so disgusting I never bothered .

Myan bastards .

Fletcher sidelined too perhaps . Oneill interview on Radio Newcastle before game was less than convincing too . Not that we're flying high by any means but they're in the magic maze in the immediate term too .

Had dried mushrooms a couple of times when it was hard to get hold of trips . Never really hit the mark . First time had a dried batch into a pint then onto the flicks for the craic . Only film on at the time was Nina Teurtals ffs Went in waiting for it to kick in but nowt . Only giggle was a mate went out to play the arcades , came back in and went down to wrong seat so we intermittently reminded him with the odd Revel off his bonstien

WELL IIN CHRISSY HUGHTON

t'is n'all ! S. Excrime , second row , bottom left .

Canny viewing second half of this Norwich Sunln game like . 'a nervy affair'

As me uncle meatloaf once said '. . but I wont do that' Is it Vince Vaughn ?

Joining in the celebrations as his team concedes with a chicken dance , you sure ? That lass in the top left with the headband would get it like .

Charles Bouquet .

Flicking shit at each other through the railings and allsorts . Clucking rediculous .

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