LoveTheBobby

What are they looking to charge them with ffs ? Crimes against impressions ?

up there with 'sounding like a set of drums being thrown down the stairs' I tried to learn guitar years ago . Got as far as being able to strum a few 'popular phrases' . I recorded myself on a dictaphone and when I played it back I couldn't believe how shit it sounded . Nothing like what my ears were telling me anyway ! I never had the patience to persevere alas . Possibly another one for my dotage alongside golf

Aside from THE LOUNGE LIZARD or whatever the fuck he was called they all looked like geography teachers too . As y say Ayatolla - running a frantic pair of hands up and down the keyboard isn't gonna wash with me either .

"Personally think it's around 75% his fault for the disastrous 2011 summer transfer Lwindow.__________________________________________________________________________ The other 75% is O'Neills fault for sticking with them through 2 transfer windows" You do the math Daddys .

Love owt like that . Came out just before we all went on our first 'lads holiday' to Estartit after our GCSE's - on the fucking bus (Siesta Holidays if anyone remembers. Office was where Karen Millen used to be) Great memories of listening to it on me Walkman all holiday . . anyone in the audience ever get hit by a car ?

Ah righto, cheers anyway, thought you were 'in receipt' of it .

HF , while you're about, how's your Nexus4 working out for you ? Any glitches etc. ?

Uh'O'Neill .

aand another .

the shambolic shame of him .

say no more captain *taps nose*

Did you used to watch Trev n Simon on Going Live MF ? Top fella's straight out of World Of The Strange http://youtube.com/watch?v=wS7XfsT0bxw

oosh http://www.oldschoolpanini.com/2012/01/bundesliga-1973-74-le-best-de-ouf-des.html

The 'You've Been Framed cat falling off a table' soundtrack as they tumble down a sheer cliff and sure serious injury there .

I've noticed he's very fond of hoying the odd "trust me" suffix/prefix in like .

Check this meteoric CUNT out . Spotted at Metro Centre the other morning .

Daddys Tits

Been watching a Doors docu on Sky Arts . One of the most over-rated bands in history if we're being honest .

Absolutely gutted . Quite possibly one of the worst days of my life . Got in and there was no sign of the wife . I checked upstairs . I checked the garden . No sign . I went out to the utility room and sadly found her dead in the washing machine . At least she died in comfort .

Madely Meets . .The Squatters on ITV . Such a cocksplash . Complete Partridge .

I see Daddy's Sauce is in the house Poised like cobra . In a bag .

Anyone else on with a stream that makes Waddle and Champion sound like they're on Most Haunted ? For whatever reason happens a bit on ESPN streams .

Stuart Hall + Rohypnol = It's a knockout .