LoveTheBobby

His nose is a concern like . Another couple of years > a full on Ricky Tomlinson job . Already this season it's the colour of two week old ham , it's gonna have planes circling it come winter .

A friend's brother is a top prosthetics consultant and is involved down there. Must be massively rewarding.

Dekka poised with his Whack-a-Mole mallet .

The Mexicans having a proper dress down friday like sombreros, ponchos the lot

Sat (very quietly) in their main stand when we were down under Gullit . "You can stick your sexy football up your arse" Torrid bunch . Very primative in the main . Battling with each other in the seats before kick off. Half time was micey as fuck too . Type of folk who'd write with a poo crayon .

Brian May back carrying the Macedonian flag there .

Can't stand the goofy bastard . He's a keen amateur jockey and rode in some charity race a while ago. Caught it by chance on Sky Sports News . He was down to about 8 clem and seeing him in his silks with his frail little frame carrying his ivories and baldy bulby head about wasn't something that should be broadcast too often . Jim White can get to fuck too . Utterly unwatchable - shouting and getting his lips caught on his placca fuckin teeth .

Ah y didn't miss nowt . He's a shite kisser - it's the beard .

Or brewing Lilt .

Goes ahead . Moses sorted it .

This Villa shambles has been quite a watch chummers .

I think I can . I went for a piss in the kermit at The Kirkstone Pass in the Lakes the other day . Nearly lost the use of me eyes that I was born with .

John Jensen's just been on Football Focus . 'kinell, he's clearly lived an accelerated lifestyle since wrapping !

Lance Newco .

Really not sure what to believe currently. It all needs to be finitely settled for a lot of reasons. It seems there's been a fair few in the press have been after his yellow ass for a while though. This from earlier in the year raising questions about his charity. Lengthy but worth a read. Donations to which were up 25 fold within 24 hours of his announcement the other day according to the man himself. http://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/athletes/lance-armstrong/Its-Not-About-the-Lab-Rats.html?page=all

Lyrics to the dodgy Paid In Full rip rap they've been doing during Love Spreads

Is there a big fridge somewhere with decades worth of cyclists piss in it ?

Anyone watching this Guide To Clubbing carry on on Ch 4 on now ? It's all over the place *scratches head*

YES it's sandy and you can WADE OUT . You can see it reveal itself in realtime on the webcams below . I trust this satisfies your thermal-themed geological enquiry Saltypops http://www.tynemouth.org.uk/webcam.pl?2

David Blaine's next act .

Ah easily my favourite news item of the year ! She said she didn't have enough time to complete it . What did she have lined up like ? A comedy gogs'n'tache ffs ?

Daily Mash often comes up trumps like .

Imagine my joy at parting with close to 50 rips to see it live . "what's that all about eh ?" Quite. You tell me Peter, you tell me .