Ollie Burtons Grandad

Aye he would have gone well with that Portuguese keeper Quim, not forgetting the German Kuntz

You are so full of shite CT. He reneged on a charity donation ffs, yet you still defend him like a love struck tart. Is Deano your love child by any chance? You having a blobstrop then CT, Diddums.

No excuses if Deano could pay and hasnt, buy your avatar is pathetic. Most odd that when you are spouting your normal nonsense there are no "Ifs" but you use one for Pond Life Deano. Can't you bring yourself to admit that one of Team Delusional was a complete and utter Fucktard. That avatar is spot on Jusoda take no notice of the sad man in denial.

You're like Robin to his Batman. I suppose then you must be the Joker as there is not a Mr Arsehole

I could be wrong but is this thread now devoted to Team Delusional having a go at LeazesMag because he was right about Ashley, the only point in question seems to be exactly when he was right. Well before any other fucker it would appear; is that what is causing the outpourings of old quotes and attempts at hair splitting? A truly pointless fucking thread this has turned out to be.

In a nutshell. Spot on bonnie lad Pond Life Deano

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules? How do i upload a screenshot? tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public. And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation. I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course. My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that. I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome. You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"." that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal? I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe. Sad Cunt. Arnt you in your 50's or 60's? What an unpleasant fucker. Merely pointing out some factual inaccuracies in Deano's rants you sad twat. He is spouting shit and acting like an arse; as well as being a twat who will not pay up £50 to a charity. That is being an unpleasant fucker. Upset because Team Delusional is one down? Diddums. You sound happy about that To be honest I have not agreed with the vast majority of what Deano has posted as he has been unable/unwilling to see just what a fucker Ashley is. That in itself does not make me happy about Deano fucking off; after all we all support the same team and are entitled to our own opinions. However the ridiculous way in which he has arsed about and the fact that he has still not paid the £50 means that personally I could not give a shit if he returns or not.

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules? How do i upload a screenshot? tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public. And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation. I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course. My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that. I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome. You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"." that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal? I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe. Sad Cunt. You're an absolute moron. Ok then Fuckwitt explain exactly what makes me a moron with a post that points out Deano is talking shite and that he is a sad cunt for not paying the £50 and trying to delete his account. Perhaps you do think that designing a garden is indeed seasonal work? Or is it another of Team Delusional having a hissy fit because Deano has fucked up and fucked off?

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules? How do i upload a screenshot? tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public. And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation. I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course. My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that. I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome. You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"." that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal? I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe. Sad Cunt. Arnt you in your 50's or 60's? What an unpleasant fucker. Merely pointing out some factual inaccuracies in Deano's rants you sad twat. He is spouting shit and acting like an arse; as well as being a twat who will not pay up £50 to a charity. That is being an unpleasant fucker. Upset because Team Delusional is one down? Diddums.

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules? How do i upload a screenshot? tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public. And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation. I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course. My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that. I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome. You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"." that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal? I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe. Sad Cunt.

Aye it will be alot better on Monday if that dipshit Deano has indeed fucked off.

Fuck the ducking stool the cunt need a good old fashioned burning!

Ok Mr Logic for the final time; FCB has not "spunked money" on players for NUFC, nor has he departed from his normal business ethic of buy em cheap and sell them on for a profit. He is currently looking at over £40M of profit on transfers since he took over. Fuck knows why you find this hard to understand.

good summing up. In other words, using the club to buy cheap, and sell on. A selling club. Thing is its Ashley's business ethic, just look at how he runs Sports Direct. Buy cheap and flog it on for a profit, why oh why some people here think he will run NUFC any differently from his other business's beats the shit out of me. Thing is he already has done it differently. When he first came in he spunked money on players as well as the next playboy owner. That isn't to say he'll do it that way again necessarily, but your point is contradictory in that NUFC has already been shown to be the very enterprise in which he has departed from his 'normal business ethic'. Hmm don't think so bonny lad. In Summer 2007 FCB had a net spend of around £8/9M but has spent fuck all in any transfer window since and his transfer dealings show a net profit of over £40m. How that equates to "spunking money on players" defeats me. Transfer profits are fine as long as they do not weaken the team, well the Fat Cunt has certainly done that this year. Or do you think Demba "Dodgy Knee" Ba is better than Andy Carroll? I notice we have now seemingly pulled out of signing another new striker so FCB obviously thinks he has spent enough this window. So much for the Bullshit from Parsnip and Lambs arse. Amazing that some people actually believe it. exactly. Can't help but laugh at phrases like "spunking money" when we were playing regularly in europe and raising the revenue ie 14th biggest in football, to justify it. Mike Ashley's alternative obviously reaps better rewards, in the eyes of some fools anyway. Interestingly (and you'll forgive me for this but I am a stickler for logic), if you use net transfer profit as evidence of him 'pocketing the cash', then a net transfer spend has to be evidence of the opposite approach. Which is basically all I was saying. I'm already well aware you fail to follow logical thought processes in even their most basic expression though, so we'll just leave that one there. Ok then Mr Logic explain to me how making over £40 Million profit in transfer sales equates to a net Transfer spend. The clue is in the word "Profit"; there is no net Transfer spend. If you need me to put that in even simpler terms then you are indeed a truly thick fuck it would appear that "Mr Logic" is indeed a truly thick fuck I literally don't expect your brain to be functioning after reading that far Leazes so I'll just ignore whatever point you're trying to make. Nothing presented in that transaction contradicts the point I was making. It's just an obsession basically at the risk re-stating the obvious. The point was that you are a "truly thick fuck" your inability to realize it simply confirms it.

Took about 10 seconds tbh, I just entered 'Patronising Twat' in the search engine and it was the first result. Wasnt asking how long it took or how you did it pal! Just the very fact you did it speaks volumes to me about you! Oh of course I recognise your name now! We have crossed swords before havent we! I presume you came offf second best judging by your unwarranted and juvenile abuse! To be fair all your reply does is justify the "Patronising Twat" moniker. Pleased you have changed your mind tho

Seeing as the wankers that run NUFC have failed yet again to get a decent striker in I was wondering if Parsnip will yet again be looking in the bargain bin of Footballs aged, crippled and generally shite strikers to "get on over the line" Kuqi style. Eider Gudjohnsen is still available after being shown the door by Stoke and so is James Beattie after being hoyed out by Rangers. Both seem to fit the Kuqi criteria ie Old slow cheap shit. Personally I think Pardew will sign Beattie; anyone else with other shite strikers who are about on a free?

It seems as if Deano's time has arrived.

No he did not because JSM is of course as thick as shit and obviously possesses the same IQ level as CT..... Fuck all.

Well that's it in a nutshell from Team Positive "A big Shame" you Cretinous Dullard. Any chance of an admission that you have been talking pure shite for months? In Summary the FCB strategy........................Sell Carroll for £35M.............Feed the Mongs stories about new strikers coming in.......Watch and listen as sad bastards wank themselves silly at the thought of the new striker we will get with the £35M.....................make some false bids....watch Lee Ryder print your shite................Spend the £35M on pies, jazz mags and buying the No Fear brand.............Laugh at the NUFC supporters .............Cunt I see Wigan managed to get Van Aanholt for a years loan from Chelsea, makes you wonder why our lot could not have done it. Oh yes does this windows last minute sad bids for strikers we wont get (and the FCB does not want) remind you of the nonsense £13M bid for Nzogbia last window? Pardew is well fucked now especially as Kuqi has signed for Oldham. Bargain bin time again ffs You utter fucking mong, we signed a class defender yesterday, we have also signed good midfielders and a proven striker, yeah I'm gutted we didn't get another but I'm glad we didn't spunk on Cole or the like. The club tried and failed on multiple targets and made mistakes by not acting sooner but what's done is done Tried and failed in bids eh? Do you believe in the tooth fairy and Santa Claus as well? If you want to see a Mong look in the Mirror. Funny how all our "Bids" failed for strikers, remember when PSG said that we had never actually submitted a bid? Dipshit.

Well that's it in a nutshell from Team Positive "A big Shame" you Cretinous Dullard. Any chance of an admission that you have been talking pure shite for months? In Summary the FCB strategy........................Sell Carroll for £35M.............Feed the Mongs stories about new strikers coming in.......Watch and listen as sad bastards wank themselves silly at the thought of the new striker we will get with the £35M.....................make some false bids....watch Lee Ryder print your shite................Spend the £35M on pies, jazz mags and buying the No Fear brand.............Laugh at the NUFC supporters .............Cunt I see Wigan managed to get Van Aanholt for a years loan from Chelsea, makes you wonder why our lot could not have done it. Oh yes does this windows last minute sad bids for strikers we wont get (and the FCB does not want) remind you of the nonsense £13M bid for Nzogbia last window? Pardew is well fucked now especially as Kuqi has signed for Oldham. Bargain bin time again ffs

CT I am sure that all of us want Marveaux to be a great success at Newcastle, the same as we would want any player to do well. Thing is only you come out with childish predictions based on very little. In Marveaux's case 1 reserve game, "glimpses of skill" against Scunthorpe ffs and the fact that Dalglish was going to sign him (The same Dalglish that brought Des Hamiliton (£2M), Stephane Guivarch (£3.5M) Brian Pinas, David Terrier and of course the pensioners of Ian Rush and John Barnes). All you are doing is making youself look like a prize Mug. However judging by the number of sensible posters that have already pointed this fact out to you I can only presume you get some perverse enjoyment out being told you are an arsehole. I seem to remember that your kids read this site as well, I bet they are so proud of you mate.

Personally I hope he will bloody marvellous, but as he has been somewhat of an injury prone knacker (Long term lay off's with Hamstring then later Groin problems) I will reserve my judgement until he has played a decent amount of football ; not just one reserve game. I think most people are the same apart from a few Mugs.

He may be even better. Aye and he most probably will be alot fucking worse. You don't half post some shite CT; so now Marveaux is the new Laurent Robert then? based on one good game in the reserves, you just don't have a clue do you? Mug.

To be fair, Pardew beats his Mackem counterpart to fuck in the well dressed stakes. Mrs Doubtfire has a canny pair of tits mind.

Just let me have it Jim.....Just this once, please. Its a bit bloody tenuous CT; are you really that desperate to claim success about something? Why not claim that your positive vibes have caused us to get 7 points so far, more chance of flogging that particular dead horse mate. In fact why not contact Pardew and tell him, after all Hoddle used a similar type of shite on players until he was booted out. It could get you a job at St James, or a bed at Broadmoor.