Ollie Burtons Grandad

I reckon Obertan is of similar quality to Des Hamilton (Cant defend, cross the ball or make a decent pass and manages to get away with impersonating a PL Footballer) I think we fucked off Hamilton to Huddersfield but I cant see Obertan getting in the Huddersfield Team. A good player for Hartlepool tho, just about Obertans level. Still everyone is allowed to buy one useless twat.

3 - 0 and QPR continue their slide down the table, lets face it they are shite. Would be nice if Shola starts tho.

I reckon his dodgy knee will work in our favour to be honest, not many insurers will want to cover him and £10M+ is a big loss to most clubs. Anyways the ACON keeps him here til the end of the season ans the Bin dippers / Gooners need someone now.

So she could shag him?

I would take a draw but Wolves are certainly beatable; aye and their manager is a proper fucktard.

What a fucking Mug CT is; he must be due an arsehole transplant by now, what with bending over for the FCB and constantly talking out of it.

2 - 0 to the Toon, Blackburn have looked shite apart from their win against Arsenal. About time we beat them at SJP.

Tiote will go if he's offered more than we're paying him. Thing is with the FCB in charge any player will be sold as soon as a decent offer comes in / or they manage to piss him off. That being the case we are destined to be a bottom half side until this lot sell up and fuck off. Our revenue streams will continue to diminish; Attendances will continue to fall, fewer business will want to advertise at SJP which means more free advertising for the FCB ShiteDirect and we will appear less and less on TV as we will become a pisspoor team that no one wants to watch. On a bright note Tiote having a bad start to the season should mean no one tries to buy him in the next transfer window.

They will do the fluid removal, find its pointless and go for the operation. Then they will bring him back too early, fuck him up and he will be back just before the next transfer window. Then of course Parsnip will say " Santon is fit now and its just like having signed a new player"

Krul; at least I hope so as we will need him to be fkin good.

So is Chris Birchall Jamaican? You said fuck off back to Nigeria because he's black no other reason. I know for a fact you're the type of bloke who's in his car, points and says "look there's one there." As Chris Birchall played for Trinidad and Tobago he most certainly was not Jamaican.

So is Chris Birchall Jamaican? You said fuck off back to Nigeria because he's black no other reason. I know for a fact you're the type of bloke who's in his car, points and says "look there's one there." Shola was born in Nigeria wants to play for Nigeria so must have Nigerian citizenship; that makes him a Nigerian who has dual nationality. I don't think there are many white Nigerians by the way.

I almost forgot about number 4

Not unless we are really in the shit

Aye that's the ones.

Thing is we wont win the League Cup but we do have a thin squad containing a number of players who have a habit of getting injured. That being the case surely the 3 points from Blackburn are more important than beating Forest? On the bright side Smith will not be playing due to a hamstring injury (shame its nothing serious) Personally I would rather Pardew played all the non first teamers he can so we can put out a full strength side against Blackburn.

Fair play to Best he does score goals and that's what will keep us in the PL. He does not look that good but if he scores 15 - 20 goals this season (which he could due to our decent looking midfield) he will be a star. Thing is can you see any other of our strikers getting anywhere near 15 goals?

It would be nice if HBA could actually complete a decent number of games without being injured to be honest. A bit scary that the vast majority of people think that HBA is our source of inspiration when he has hardly played a fucking game. Might be best to keep him wrapped in cotton wool for a while yet.

I was thinking that's its more like

Smith is a fucking disaster, overpaid talentless liability. Every time the cunt gets on the pitch we start to look shit, giving away pointless free kicks in dangerous areas. He cost us the 3 points against WBA last season the wanker. The only bench I would have him on is a park bench, by the beach in Blyth. Cunt would not even get a game for Spartans.

2 questions: Are they meant to be like for like comparisons across the squads? Are you fucking stupid? For the benefit of the terminally fuckwitted I will repeat myself "I just looked at the teams put out by Us and the Mongs in our last premiership matches. Is there anyone (apart from Bentner who is still an Arsehole player) you would rate above the NUFC counterpart " How about reading the OP before trying to be a smart arse. Twat. Try comparing players in the same positions then you piss-riddled senile old prick. You are right it is totally my fault, you see I had thought that people we see 2 teams and be able to compare the players themselves. Silly me, I had not realized that arseholes with legs inhabited this Forum. Tell you what Chez since you are incapable of working out which player does what I will give you a start Krul ------- Mignolet Goal keepers: who are allowed to use their hands as well as their feet. They stop the opposition from scoring goals. That help? can you work the rest out? I will do if you want to play the thick as fuck cunt , better off just sticking to the smart arse pedant as it suits you. Deano may have favoured the 4-5-3 formation but at least he knew Bendtner wasnt a winger. Fucking hell, I might have guessed that you could not resist trying to be a smart arsed twat. FYI 1) I took the Mong team from the BBC report on that game http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...em/14773097.stm so whinge at them 2) If you had actually read the OP properly "Is there anyone (apart from Bentner who is still an Arsehole player) you would rate above the NUFC counterpart?" 3) Only you tried to be a SAT Mug

See look, even I gave him the benefit of the doubt and said I expected him to pay. After it became clear he was trying to pretend the bet never happened, I engaged in some light banter like this: Is that really so bad as to warrant the 'woe is me' shite he's been coming out with? No. The only reason he can't take that sort of banter is because he has no sense of humour and a massive ego which leads to him make rediculous claims on the internet. After he started mouthing off with the 500/week shite and the YOUR ALL MORONS speech all bets were off, especially as it was clear by that point he was just flouncing in order to avoid paying. If Deano had just posted an apology and said he was skint I would have had a bit of time for him. But the asinine excuses only serve to make him look a bigger Cunt. Stop smoking / drinking Deano and pay SBR at £5 a week from your giro, fucking pond life.

2 questions: Are they meant to be like for like comparisons across the squads? Are you fucking stupid? For the benefit of the terminally fuckwitted I will repeat myself "I just looked at the teams put out by Us and the Mongs in our last premiership matches. Is there anyone (apart from Bentner who is still an Arsehole player) you would rate above the NUFC counterpart " How about reading the OP before trying to be a smart arse. Twat. Try comparing players in the same positions then you piss-riddled senile old prick. You are right it is totally my fault, you see I had thought that people we see 2 teams and be able to compare the players themselves. Silly me, I had not realized that arseholes with legs inhabited this Forum. Tell you what Chez since you are incapable of working out which player does what I will give you a start Krul ------- Mignolet Goal keepers: who are allowed to use their hands as well as their feet. They stop the opposition from scoring goals. That help? can you work the rest out? I will do if you want to play the thick as fuck cunt , better off just sticking to the smart arse pedant as it suits you.

2 questions: Are they meant to be like for like comparisons across the squads? Are you fucking stupid? For the benefit of the terminally fuckwitted I will repeat myself "I just looked at the teams put out by Us and the Mongs in our last premiership matches. Is there anyone (apart from Bentner who is still an Arsehole player) you would rate above the NUFC counterpart " How about reading the OP before trying to be a smart arse. Twat.

Since Mrs Doubtfire has been in running the Land that time forgot XI he has managed to waste around £72m which is over double what Houghton and Parsnip have had to manage with. As the unwashed are fond of saying that they have the best squad they had had for years I just looked at the teams put out by Us and the Mongs in our last premiership matches. Is there anyone (apart from Bentner who is still an Arsehole player) you would rate above the NUFC counterpart? Personally I think they have a motley collection of overpaid shite. Only Sessegnon looks decent to me. 26 Krul ---- 22 Mignolet 02 Coloccini ---- 02 Bardsley 05 Simpson --- 05 Brown 16 R Taylor --- 11 Richardson 27 S Taylor --- 19 Bramble 04 Cabaye --- 06 Cattermole 18 Gutierrez --- 07 Larsson 24 Tiote --- 08 Gardner 20 Best --- 14 Colback 23 Sh Ameobi --- 28 Sessegnon 25 Obertan --- 52 Bendtner Substitutes --- Substitutes 35 Elliot --- 20 Westwood, 03 Santon --- 04 Turner, 08 Guthrie --- 15 Vaughan, 22 Marveaux --- 23 McClean, 11 Lovenkrands, --- 27 Elmohamady, 19 Ba --- 10 Wickham, 28 Sa Ameobi --- 17 Ji Dong-Won